So the Vikings are 6-0, but I gotta ask, what does KOC do? Flores is the engine that makes the Vikings scary, not KOC or the offense. He obviously doesn’t know how to evaluate QBs, given that he let Darnold walk out the door to a Super Bowl and just traded a young QB who just put on a clinic against the Texans.

Why do people think he’s a good coach again? Hes a good play caller but the best plays are never on the offensive side of the football which is where is specialty allegedly is. He can’t find or coach a QB out of a wet paper bag, and he coasts off other peoples accomplishments.

The best thing he does is take all the credit for going one and done in the playoffs.

Snoop Huntley, who signed with the Cleveland Browns alongside Shedeur in 2025, has now started 6 games for the Ravens. However, Lamar Jackson is reportedly healthy and set to return on Sunday vs the Bills.

Most notably, Jalen Hurts will miss the rest of the regular season following the discovery of blood clots. Along with a missed game last season, Jalen Hurts will total atleast 13 missed games for the Eagles from last season until the end of the 2026 season.

Shedeur Sanders, meanwhile, has started only 7 games (appearing in 10). Shedeur entered 2025 as QB3 for Cleveland, but was named QB2 for 2026 season - and has recorded 1 pass completed for 0 yards. Despite Shedeur's wishes, he has served as a backup quarterback during his time in Cleveland. It is likely that by the end of this season, Shedeur would've started more games if he'd gone to Philadelphia instead.

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We're down to one undefeated team. If the Vikings win again I'll do a 7-0 post, if they lose I'll do a graphic with the longest each team has gone undefeated.

NFC NORTH

• Dan Campbell (Detroit Lions): Cold
  • The Detroit Lions actually benefitting from blatant ref shenanigans is a completely new experience for me. Good thing there’s a rematch coming up.
• Matt LaFleur (Green Bay Packers): Cool
  • Someone please check in on Tom Grossi.
• Ben Johnson (Chicago Bears): Freezing
  • Having faith in Santos like that is a sign of a great coach. Unless he missed of course then it would be a sign of a terrible coach.
• Kevin O’Connell (Minnesota Vikings): Cold 
  • Genuinely how do the Vikings keep doing it? How do they always win almost every game while barely playing well in any of them? If O’Connell can coach this offense up like we’ve seen in the past this team might be unstoppable.

NFC SOUTH

• Todd Bowles (Tampa Bay Buccaneers): Scorching
  • Back to back wins including a beatdown of a favored division rival is normally enough to elevate a coach from “Scorching” but Bowles has built up so much stink it’ll take a little bit more to air the room out.
• Dave Canales (Carolina Panthers): Cool [last week: Cold]
  • What in the name of Luke Kuechly happened here? Either Bucky Irving is a top 5 RB or the Panthers have a bottom 5 run defense. I guess it could be both.
• Kevin Stefanski (Atlanta Falcons): Cold
  • Being tall enough to intercept a layered Brock Purdy throw usually gets you in the NBA instead of the NFL.
• Kellen Moore (New Orleans Saints): Warm [last week: Cool]
  • Several Saints fans pointed out to me last week that their owner, who is usually very hands off, has expressed concern about the direction of the franchise, which is very bad news for Moore. Not quite as bad as only getting 18 rushing yards on 17 attempts in an anticipated Paris game, but still pretty bad.

NFC EAST

• Nick Sirianni (Philadelphia Eagles): Warm 
  • Does Sirianni actually get the boot if the Eagles don’t win another game? With the way they’re playing we may find out.
• Dan Quinn (Washington Commanders): Hot
  • Is a BYE week enough to make Washington fans forget about the shambolic decision making of the previous two games? Quinn certainly hopes so.
• Brain Schottenheimer (Dallas Cowboys): Warm 
  • Turns out a stoppable force can move a moveable object pretty easily. All it takes is Sean Mannion and Tanner McKee.
• John Harbaugh (New York Giants): Freezing [last week: Cold]
  • J.J. McCarthy is currently the King of Shit Mountain in the NFC East, just as we all expected going into the season. If the Giants can pull off two more very winnable division games coming up, Harbaugh may win Coach of the Year.

NFC WEST

• Sean McVay (Los Angeles Rams): Freezing
  • The 2026 Rams feeling relieved after beating the Raiders shows how wack this season has been so far for them. 
• Kyle Shanahan (San Francisco 49ers): Freezing
  • Do injuries even phase anyone associated with the 9ers at this point? When they actually lose, yes.
• Mike MacDonald (Seattle Seahawks): Freezing
  • One of the most cathartic football games of the year so far, and I’m not even a Seahawks fan. They’ve got me siding with the Dark Side like I’m in r/EmpireDidNothingWrong.
• Mike LaFleur (Arizona Cardinals): Cold 
  • Trey McBride good, defense bad. The 2020’s Arizona Cardinals experience.

AFC NORTH

• Jesse Minter (Baltimore Ravens): Cold
  • Every star QB is overrated until they’re hurt and their team starts to drop a few important games. Bengals fans know that better than anyone.
• Mike McCarthy (Pittsburgh Steelers): Freezing [last week: Cold]
  • I’ll be honest in saying that the McCarthy hire is working out better than I thought it would so far. In true Steeler fashion they have a really good record while playing some truly stupid games to get there. And in true Steeler fashion they’ll probably lose to Cleveland next week right when everyone starts to root for them.
• Zac Taylor (Cincinnati Bengals): Cool [last week: Warm] 
  • Taylor is always an interesting one for this scale because the expectations from Bengals fans are far different than the expectations from the Cincinnati front office. As long as they have a winning record he should realistically be safe.
• Todd Monken (Cleveland Browns): Freezing
  • I don’t know how many different ways I can keep saying how annoyed I am at the Browns winning every week. Pay Watson again Jimmy, I dare you.

AFC SOUTH

• Shane Steichen (Indianapolis Colts): Scorching [last week: Hot]
  • Ballard is gone. Nelson is gone. Buckner is gone. Downs and Taylor might be gone. Steichen may be the last one out the door at the end of the season, but he’s also gone for sure.
• Liam Coen (Jacksonville Jaguars): Freezing
  • Jacksonville looks to be in firm command of their division with every other team being dumpster fires. I call that a successful BYE week.
• DeMeco Ryans (Houston Texans): Warm [last week: Cool]
  • Ok but a 2-5 team can still make the playoffs right? Right? And the Texans defense is way too talented to not figure it out right? Right?
• Robert Saleh (Tennessee Titans): Warm [last week: Cool]
  • They’ve played better the last few weeks, but I’m sure the Titans were hoping to be better than 1-6 at this point with Cam Ward continuing to struggle. If there’s a one-and-done coach this year it will likely be Saleh.

AFC EAST

• Mike Vrabel (New England Patriots): Cold
  • Santos nailing that long clutch field goal after being terrible in New England is the exact kind of NFL shenanigans every fan base has fallen victim to at some point.
• Aaron Glenn (New York Jets): Scorching [last week: Hot]
  • Glenn seems to be the latest in the long line of great people who are terrible head coaches. Dropping a game to one of the least talented NFL rosters in years is pretty inexcusable.
• Jeff Hafley (Miami Dolphins): Cold
  • I am actually so tempted to put Hafley at “Freezing” just for this one win, but I’ll hold at “Cold” for now. That locker room celebration was so wholesome and it seems like there’s reason for hope in Miami.
• Joe Brady (Buffalo Bills): Cold
  • If the Lions defense can suddenly play better coming out of a BYE, then why not the Bills?

AFC WEST

• Andy Reid (Kansas City Chiefs): Freezing
  • Harrison Butker isn’t even good enough to justify having him around anymore. I’m sure he’ll find peace in giving up his career to take care of his family and home.
• Klint Kubiak (Las Vegas Raiders): Freezing
  • Losing to a 2-4 team would be a bad look in any other context, but the Raiders are just stockpiling those patented quality losses against good teams.
• Jim Harbaugh (Los Angeles Chargers): Hot 
  • It’s the Tuesday after the BYE and Mike McDaniel is still the Chargers OC. See you guys next August when all anyone can talk about is the POTENTIAL.
• Sean Payton (Denver Broncos): Freezing
  • Are you a good team that’s had 2 or 3 disappointing losses early on? Try playing the Arizona Cardinals! You’ll have more confidence than a man receiving a genuine compliment from an attractive stranger!

12 sources (r/nfl included), combined into one ranking for pre-Week 8 games.

Sorted by Avg, each team's mean rank across the sources that reported. High and Low are its best and worst placement anywhere, and SD is how much the sources disagree - low is consensus, high is divisive. Each source heading links to its article.

The number after each team is its movement since last week.

Average combined rank by conference and division (thanks u/BigDaddyRoch):