r/nfl • • 16h ago

Misleading 3 of 9 seasons Lamar Jackson has only played 1 full season in his 9 years in the NFL

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r/nfl • • 12h ago

Giants should go all-in before trade deadline to seize golden chance at a special season

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r/nfl • • 10h ago

The Cincinnati Bengals are yet to have a starter miss a game due to injury

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I haven't seen anyone call attention to this but it is an insane stat for midseason. The team has had backups get injured including WR Andrei Iosivas who started weeks 1 and 2 but got injured right as he was likely to lose his starting WR3 spot to Dohnte Meyers and S Kyle Dugger who fans have been calling to start over S Jordan Battle. Additionally, both Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins were injured in and didn't finish the wee 4 Jaguars game, but the overall injury luck of this team has been insane. Obviously plenty of time for that to change but in a league where half of the teams have injury excuses at any given time the Bengals have the opposite of that. With this in mind there should be no reason this team doesn't perform


r/nfl • • 15h ago

2026 NFL Elo Power Rankings After Week 7

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ptdotme's 2026 NFL Elo Power Rankings After Week 7

Traditional power rankings are fun and useful, but for another perspective we can use Elo ratings1. Power rankings based on Elo ratings are objective, neutral, and self-consistent, and they have an added benefit: we can check their accuracy2.

I calculate updates every week and post them here. My goal with this project is to use simple Elo ratings that reflect expected team performance in any hypothetical head-to-head matchup today (not just predict the playoff teams or Super Bowl). The ratings are based on team ratings and game outcomes from the previous week, including previous3 seasons4. The model has been tested for accuracy against 8,400+ games since week 1 of the 19943 season. The ratings are derived only from each game's score, venue, and date, and yet are about as accurate as the best humans at picking game winners2.

Feedback is appreciated! Also, more stats and info than can be squeezed into a reddit post is all available on my 2026 NFL Elo Power Rankings page.  

Rank Team Elo Rating Record
1 Seattle Seahawks 1633 (+15) 4-3
2 (+1) Buffalo Bills 1593 5-1
3 (+2) Jacksonville Jaguars 1586 4-2
4 (+2) Denver Broncos 1577 (+8) 5-2
5 (-1) New England Patriots 1577 (-15) 4-3
6 (+3) Los Angeles Rams 1570 (+17) 3-4
7 (-5) San Francisco 49ers 1569 (-25) 6-1
8 Minnesota Vikings 1554 (-4) 6-0
9 (-2) Kansas City Chiefs 1552 (-16) 5-1
10 (+2) Chicago Bears 1547 (+15) 5-2
11 (+5) Cincinnati Bengals 1546 (+35) 4-2
12 (-2) Detroit Lions 1545 (-3) 4-2
13 (-2) Houston Texans 1521 (-20) 2-5
14 (+1) Green Bay Packers 1515 (+3) 4-3
15 (+2) Pittsburgh Steelers 1512 (+4) 5-2
16 (+3) Atlanta Falcons 1504 (+25) 3-4
17 (+6) Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1503 (+50) 2-5
18 (+4) Dallas Cowboys 1489 (+34) 3-4
19 (-5) Baltimore Ravens 1481 (-36) 4-3
20 (-7) Carolina Panthers 1479 (-51) 3-3
21 (-1) Indianapolis Colts 1474 (+4) 2-5
22 (+4) New York Giants 1461 (+20) 4-2-1
23 (-2) Cleveland Browns 1460 (+1) 5-2
24 (-6) Philadelphia Eagles 1446 (-34) 2-5
25 (-1) Washington Commanders 1443 1-4-1
26 (+1) Los Angeles Chargers 1440 0-6
27 (+1) New Orleans Saints 1428 (-4) 2-5
28 (-3) Las Vegas Raiders 1427 (-16) 3-4
29 New York Jets 1408 (-13) 2-5
30 (+1) Miami Dolphins 1398 (+12) 1-5
31 (-1) Arizona Cardinals 1392 (-8) 2-5
32 Tennessee Titans 1368 (-1) 1-6

1See Wikipedia. Elo ratings are numeric and assigned to each contestant. The ratings are used to estimate performance. After each game, the difference between a contestant's estimated and actual performance is used to update their rating. For the NFL, this can all be summarized as "Who did you beat/lose to and by how much? And who have they beaten/lost to and by how much? And who have they beaten/lost to ...

2A huge advantage for Elo-based power rankings is that we can see if game winners are picked correctly. From 1994-2025, this model correctly picks winners in 65.7% of games, trailing Vegas's straight-up pick rate of 66.6%. This is ~2.6 fewer correct picks per season than Vegas.

3Moving backward through the years, each preceding season has a much smaller impact on the current ratings. Team ratings from say 2016 or even 2021 have zero impact on today's ratings. Ratings from 2024, have almost no effect on today's ratings. Seasons going back to 1994 are only used by the model to ensure its accuracy over thousands of NFL games.

4If we throw out previous seasons and start with a blank slate, we end up with ratings that are less accurate both at the beginning of the season and in the playoffs. If you'd still like to see the "blank slate" ratings, I publish them here.

Are these rankings biased toward the Bills? No, but there is a kind of selection bias at work here because honestly if the Bills had been terrible the last few years I wouldn't have been motivated to work on and publish these ratings, and you wouldn't be reading this.  


r/nfl • • 16h ago

Select your flair!

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r/nfl • • 1h ago

Kind of Shocked how little KOC gets dogged on

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So the Vikings are 6-0, but I gotta ask, what does KOC do? Flores is the engine that makes the Vikings scary, not KOC or the offense. He obviously doesn’t know how to evaluate QBs, given that he let Darnold walk out the door to a Super Bowl and just traded a young QB who just put on a clinic against the Texans.

Why do people think he’s a good coach again? Hes a good play caller but the best plays are never on the offensive side of the football which is where is specialty allegedly is. He can’t find or coach a QB out of a wet paper bag, and he coasts off other peoples accomplishments.

The best thing he does is take all the credit for going one and done in the playoffs.


r/nfl • • 16h ago

NFL Pick'em Week 8

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r/nfl • • 52m ago

[SI] Albert Breer’s Notes: NFL execs cast their votes on whom they’d build around: Caleb Williams or Drake Maye. Williams -12 Maye - 5

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r/nfl • • 6h ago

NFL makes ‘Sunday Night Football’ flex decision for Broncos-Panthers game (Buccaneers-Bears remains Week 9 SNF)

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r/nfl • • 19h ago

Rumor [Mike Jones]: QB stock report, Week 8: Should Vikings give up on Kyler Murray or stay patient?

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Murray, it was believed, would add another dimension to O’Connell’s offense. But after six games, the Vikings rank among the worst in the league in yards and points per game, and questions now loom over the quarterback and his ability to live up to expectations.

Murray got hurt early in the season opener, so he has actually only played four full games for O’Connell and the Vikings. In those four, Minnesota has averaged 301.3 yards per game (24th) and just 19.3 points per game (28th).

Murray, meanwhile, ranks 32nd among qualified passers with a career-low 162.4 passing yards per game. His completion percentage of 66.4 ranks 11th, and his passer rating of 85.8 (also a career low) ranks 22nd. According to Austin Mock’s QB Index, Murray ranks among the worst quarterbacks in the league.

The Kyler conundrum

Mike Jones' QB stock report ahead of Week 8

  1. Joe Burrow

  2. Patrick Mahomes

  3. Josh Allen

  4. Caleb Williams

  5. Jared Goff

  6. Brock Purdy

  7. Trevor Lawrence

  8. Drake Maye

  9. C.J. Stroud

  10. Dak Prescott

  11. Bryce Young

  12. Matthew Stafford

  13. Aaron Rodgers

  14. Sam Darnold

  15. Jordan Love

  16. Michael Penix Jr.


r/nfl • • 7h ago

Could Packers star Micah Parsons return to practice next week? “I sure hope so” — coach Matt LaFleur. If all goes well, Parsons should make his long-awaited return to the field.

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r/nfl • • 6h ago

Last 6-0 start for each team and the result of that season (again, updated for Week 7)

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We're down to one undefeated team. If the Vikings win again I'll do a 7-0 post, if they lose I'll do a graphic with the longest each team has gone undefeated.


r/nfl • • 5h ago

How well WRs have separated on all routes and their grade at catchpoint/after the catch

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my demun mahomes missing tyquan man fackkkk


r/nfl • • 16h ago

Free Talk Talko Tuesday

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Welcome to today's open thread, where /r/nfl users can discuss anything they wish not related directly to the NFL.

Want to talk about personal life? Cool things about your fandom? Whatever happens to be dominating today's news cycle? Do you have something to talk about that didn't warrant its own thread? This is the place for it!


Remember, that there are other subreddits that may be a good fit for what you want to post - every day all day!


r/nfl • • 6h ago

[BleacherReport] Ranking the Best Trade Assets on the NFL's Worst Teams After Week 7

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r/nfl • • 16h ago

NFL Pick'em Week 8

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r/nfl • • 10h ago

Brian Branch in his first game returning from a torn Achilles: 4 tackles, 1 PBU, 1 INT, team high 92.6 PFF grade

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r/nfl • • 17h ago

NFL Power Rankings: How all 32 teams stack up for Week 8, plus offseason adds

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r/nfl • • 15h ago

NFL Imperialism - Week 7, 2026

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What if NFL games were actually battles for land?

This map starts with each team possessing territory around their stadium, and if a team is beaten, their land is taken by the team that beat them.

Week 7
Stats

Territory Changes

The 49ers lost 6 territories to the Falcons

The Chiefs lost 6 territories to the Seahawks

The Packers lost 2 territories to the Lions

The Patriots lost 6 territories to the Bears

The Texans lost 2 territories to the Giants

Maps

Album of all maps

GIF through Week 7

Leaderboard

# TEAM TERRITORIES POPULATION LAND AREA
1 Bears 6 56,626,090 305,814 mi2
1 Falcons 6 72,262,457 484,257 mi2
1 Seahawks 6 51,813,600 965,403 mi2
4 Steelers 4 42,153,526 1,073,248 mi2
4 Vikings 4 44,855,634 428,233 mi2
6 Browns 2 23,369,119 114,772 mi2
6 Giants 2 18,873,022 113,895 mi2
6 Lions 2 21,138,425 47,848 mi2

Season Totals

The Vikings have held the most territory this season (27).

The Buccaneers, Chargers, Cowboys, Dolphins, Panthers, and Titans have held the least territory this season (1).

One point per territory held, each week

Upcoming Battles

The Bears and Seahawks are battling for each other's land

The Browns and Steelers are battling for each other's land

The Vikings and Lions are battling for each other's land

The Buccaneers are attempting to overthrow the Falcons


r/nfl • • 12h ago

NFL Power Rankings, Week 8: Vikings claim No. 1 spot; Browns, Falcons nearing top 10

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r/nfl • • 7h ago

NFL Head Coach Hot Seat Index Week 7 - Should Hafley Be "Freezing" After a Single Win?

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NFC NORTH

  • Dan Campbell (Detroit Lions): Cold
    • The Detroit Lions actually benefitting from blatant ref shenanigans is a completely new experience for me. Good thing there’s a rematch coming up.
  • Matt LaFleur (Green Bay Packers): Cool
    • Someone please check in on Tom Grossi.
  • Ben Johnson (Chicago Bears): Freezing
    • Having faith in Santos like that is a sign of a great coach. Unless he missed of course then it would be a sign of a terrible coach.
  • Kevin O’Connell (Minnesota Vikings): Cold 
    • Genuinely how do the Vikings keep doing it? How do they always win almost every game while barely playing well in any of them? If O’Connell can coach this offense up like we’ve seen in the past this team might be unstoppable.

NFC SOUTH

  • Todd Bowles (Tampa Bay Buccaneers): Scorching
    • Back to back wins including a beatdown of a favored division rival is normally enough to elevate a coach from “Scorching” but Bowles has built up so much stink it’ll take a little bit more to air the room out.
  • Dave Canales (Carolina Panthers): Cool [last week: Cold]
    • What in the name of Luke Kuechly happened here? Either Bucky Irving is a top 5 RB or the Panthers have a bottom 5 run defense. I guess it could be both.
  • Kevin Stefanski (Atlanta Falcons): Cold
    • Being tall enough to intercept a layered Brock Purdy throw usually gets you in the NBA instead of the NFL.
  • Kellen Moore (New Orleans Saints): Warm [last week: Cool]
    • Several Saints fans pointed out to me last week that their owner, who is usually very hands off, has expressed concern about the direction of the franchise, which is very bad news for Moore. Not quite as bad as only getting 18 rushing yards on 17 attempts in an anticipated Paris game, but still pretty bad.

NFC EAST

  • Nick Sirianni (Philadelphia Eagles): Warm 
    • Does Sirianni actually get the boot if the Eagles don’t win another game? With the way they’re playing we may find out.
  • Dan Quinn (Washington Commanders): Hot
    • Is a BYE week enough to make Washington fans forget about the shambolic decision making of the previous two games? Quinn certainly hopes so.
  • Brain Schottenheimer (Dallas Cowboys): Warm 
    • Turns out a stoppable force can move a moveable object pretty easily. All it takes is Sean Mannion and Tanner McKee.
  • John Harbaugh (New York Giants): Freezing [last week: Cold]
    • J.J. McCarthy is currently the King of Shit Mountain in the NFC East, just as we all expected going into the season. If the Giants can pull off two more very winnable division games coming up, Harbaugh may win Coach of the Year.

NFC WEST

  • Sean McVay (Los Angeles Rams): Freezing
    • The 2026 Rams feeling relieved after beating the Raiders shows how wack this season has been so far for them. 
  • Kyle Shanahan (San Francisco 49ers): Freezing
    • Do injuries even phase anyone associated with the 9ers at this point? When they actually lose, yes.
  • Mike MacDonald (Seattle Seahawks): Freezing
    • One of the most cathartic football games of the year so far, and I’m not even a Seahawks fan. They’ve got me siding with the Dark Side like I’m in r/EmpireDidNothingWrong.
  • Mike LaFleur (Arizona Cardinals): Cold 
    • Trey McBride good, defense bad. The 2020’s Arizona Cardinals experience.

AFC NORTH

  • Jesse Minter (Baltimore Ravens): Cold
    • Every star QB is overrated until they’re hurt and their team starts to drop a few important games. Bengals fans know that better than anyone.
  • Mike McCarthy (Pittsburgh Steelers): Freezing [last week: Cold]
    • I’ll be honest in saying that the McCarthy hire is working out better than I thought it would so far. In true Steeler fashion they have a really good record while playing some truly stupid games to get there. And in true Steeler fashion they’ll probably lose to Cleveland next week right when everyone starts to root for them.
  • Zac Taylor (Cincinnati Bengals): Cool [last week: Warm] 
    • Taylor is always an interesting one for this scale because the expectations from Bengals fans are far different than the expectations from the Cincinnati front office. As long as they have a winning record he should realistically be safe.
  • Todd Monken (Cleveland Browns): Freezing
    • I don’t know how many different ways I can keep saying how annoyed I am at the Browns winning every week. Pay Watson again Jimmy, I dare you.

AFC SOUTH

  • Shane Steichen (Indianapolis Colts): Scorching [last week: Hot]
    • Ballard is gone. Nelson is gone. Buckner is gone. Downs and Taylor might be gone. Steichen may be the last one out the door at the end of the season, but he’s also gone for sure.
  • Liam Coen (Jacksonville Jaguars): Freezing
    • Jacksonville looks to be in firm command of their division with every other team being dumpster fires. I call that a successful BYE week.
  • DeMeco Ryans (Houston Texans): Warm [last week: Cool]
    • Ok but a 2-5 team can still make the playoffs right? Right? And the Texans defense is way too talented to not figure it out right? Right?
  • Robert Saleh (Tennessee Titans): Warm [last week: Cool]
    • They’ve played better the last few weeks, but I’m sure the Titans were hoping to be better than 1-6 at this point with Cam Ward continuing to struggle. If there’s a one-and-done coach this year it will likely be Saleh.

AFC EAST

  • Mike Vrabel (New England Patriots): Cold
    • Santos nailing that long clutch field goal after being terrible in New England is the exact kind of NFL shenanigans every fan base has fallen victim to at some point.
  • Aaron Glenn (New York Jets): Scorching [last week: Hot]
    • Glenn seems to be the latest in the long line of great people who are terrible head coaches. Dropping a game to one of the least talented NFL rosters in years is pretty inexcusable.
  • Jeff Hafley (Miami Dolphins): Cold
    • I am actually so tempted to put Hafley at “Freezing” just for this one win, but I’ll hold at “Cold” for now. That locker room celebration was so wholesome and it seems like there’s reason for hope in Miami.
  • Joe Brady (Buffalo Bills): Cold
    • If the Lions defense can suddenly play better coming out of a BYE, then why not the Bills?

AFC WEST

  • Andy Reid (Kansas City Chiefs): Freezing
    • Harrison Butker isn’t even good enough to justify having him around anymore. I’m sure he’ll find peace in giving up his career to take care of his family and home.
  • Klint Kubiak (Las Vegas Raiders): Freezing
    • Losing to a 2-4 team would be a bad look in any other context, but the Raiders are just stockpiling those patented quality losses against good teams.
  • Jim Harbaugh (Los Angeles Chargers): Hot 
    • It’s the Tuesday after the BYE and Mike McDaniel is still the Chargers OC. See you guys next August when all anyone can talk about is the POTENTIAL.
  • Sean Payton (Denver Broncos): Freezing
    • Are you a good team that’s had 2 or 3 disappointing losses early on? Try playing the Arizona Cardinals! You’ll have more confidence than a man receiving a genuine compliment from an attractive stranger!

r/nfl • • 17h ago

A familiar mystery in Baltimore: The confusion around Lamar Jackson’s health

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r/nfl • • 16h ago

/r/NFL's top [Highlights] for the week of October 20 - October 26, 2026

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Tuesday, October 20 - Monday, October 26, 2026

Highlights

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14,367 1,481 comments [Highlight] Giants RB Cam Skattebo made it clear he isn’t changing his running style after being penalized today for lowering his helmet. Skattebo says he’ll play for free if the fines keep coming and points out that the NFL promotes those same plays on its social media accounts.
10,646 1,760 comments [Highlight] Tom Brady has had enough with the officiating. “My goodness. What is that?” “There’s no way!” “It’s definitely not roughing the passer.”
7,749 822 comments [Highlight] Teammates celebrate with J.J. McCarthy after he gets his first win as starting QB of the Giants
7,143 728 comments [Highlight] Harrison Butker comes up short from 58 and the Chiefs are scoreless at half
6,881 598 comments [Highlight/Interview] WR Chris Olave has a message for those who may mock him for his usage of a Gaurdian Cap: “I put it on for my kids, to protect my brain and my future”.
6,611 518 comments [Highlight] Cam Skattebo refuses to go down on the 16-YD TD run
6,524 997 comments [Highlight] Rhamondre Stevenson scores on the final play of the half
6,443 571 comments [Highlight] Aaron Rodgers and rest of Steelers QB room arriving at Stade de France
6,250 488 comments [Highlight] Chiefs RB Kenneth Walker, who dealt with a pulmonary embolism with blood clots in both lungs in high school, was asked about Jalen Hurts today: “He went on the flight, huh? And everything? Yeah, that’s crazy. Just stay positive.”
6,109 1,505 comments [Highlight] Cam Skattebo penalized for improper use of helmet
5,973 312 comments [Highlight] RB Alvin Kamara comments on being one of the six people in NFL history to have 5,000 rushing and 5,000 receiving yards: “It's meaning I'm almost as old as Cam."
5,963 207 comments [Highlight] WR Tank Dell on playing this Sunday for the first time since December 2024: “I don’t care if the first catch is 2 yards, 5 yards, I’m spiking the ball and doing what I gotta do. It’s gonna feel good…I’m ready to get tackled. I’m gonna be joyful”.
5,868 593 comments [Highlight] Butker misses wide right from 45!
5,822 639 comments [Highlight] The Packers defense have a heated disagreement on the sidelines
5,643 629 comments [Highlight] Cairo Santos nails the 58-yard FG
5,639 1,117 comments [Highlight] Aaron Rodgers supports the rise of flag football but advocates for equal pay: "I think that there should be some better pay for some of these individuals, especially the U.S. women's national flag football team."
5,486 400 comments [Highlight] Jason Kelce says he loves fat linemen pushing the ball carrier forward for a 1st down. When Kurt Warner asks him why they gotta be fat, Kelce replies: "Well, they are. I was one of 'em. I'm grandfathered in. I can say it."
5,294 852 comments [Highlight] Bears QB Caleb Williams called out Richard Sherman for not having Chicago in his top 5: “I see it all.”
5,111 630 comments [Highlight] Ben Johnson breaks out the stanky leg in the locker room
5,095 905 comments [Highlight] J.J. McCarthy’s locker-room speech after beating the Texans in his first start with the Giants.
4,820 961 comments [Highlight] Aaron Rodgers on the Jalen Hurts situation: "Obviously, we're in the QB fraternity, so you don't want to see anything like that happen to anybody... The guy in charge of the medicals at the NFL office, he and I haven't always seen eye-to-eye about things. So, I can't say I'm surprised."
4,301 380 comments [Highlight] 49ers QB Brock Purdy is caught on a hot mic yelling “HEY KYLE!” to hurry up the play call. San Francisco follows it up with a touchdown.
4,239 246 comments [Highlight] The creativity of an offsides
4,229 790 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams gets flagged for handing the ball off to LG Joe Thuney
4,074 430 comments [Highlight] Bo Nix 62 YD TD!!!
3,718 242 comments [Highlight] NFL Mic’d up: Tristan Wirfs asks Yahya Black how much he weighs.
3,593 1,098 comments [Highlight] Full 3 Minute Sequence of Refs' Personal Foul Call on the Packers in Detroit
3,492 377 comments [Highlight] The largest comeback in NFL history
3,453 131 comments [Highlight] Joe Buck and an emotional Troy Aikman pay tribute to longtime spotter David Moulton, who passed away this weekend
3,404 329 comments [Highlight] Tom Brady: "I would wear, when it got really cold out, scuba gear underneath my pads. No wind, it would retain all the heat."
3,221 96 comments [Highlight] Tank Dell Spikes the Football as Promised After His 1st Catch!
3,172 214 comments [Highlight] Rodgers gets sacked on 3rd down with no timeouts, but the field goal unit still gets on the field and makes the kick before the half
3,067 142 comments [Highlight] Returning from a thumb injury, Baker Mayfield throws just 11 passes in a 43-13 win and jokes: “These handoffs, I don’t know. My thumb might be pretty sore.”
2,956 453 comments [Highlight] JJ McCarthy airs it out to Nabers for 43 yards
2,953 320 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams shrugs off a would-be sack at his own 1 yard line to complete a 21-yard pass to Rome Odunze
2,927 996 comments [Highlight] Robert Saleh defends DT Jordan Elliott after release over gun incident: "This is a man who is a father, a great husband, he's never committed a crime in his entire life...why did he go off the rails and grab a gun? To me, those are small signs of a cry for help"
2,890 796 comments [Highlight] Giants QB J.J. McCarthy made some incredible throws on Sunday. Here are six of them.
2,852 814 comments [Highlight] J.J. McCarthy on being named the starting QB for the New York Giants: “Honored to be here in front of you guys, honored to be the QB for the New York Football Giants and be able to get an opportunity”.
2,791 866 comments [Highlight] A.J. Brown says that defenses are intentionally taking him out of the game:"I know what type of player I am...I get a lot of attention, teams try and take me away and it gives a lot of opportunities for other guys to make plays."
2,688 268 comments [Highlight] Patriots HC Mike Vrabel, asked about his $250,000 fine for conduct toward officials, says it was meant to remain private and was not supposed to be leaked. “I think it’s best to talk to the league. They seem to have plenty to say already about it.”
2,685 299 comments [Highlight] Lamar Jackson addresses Ian Rapoport for reporting a falsehood regarding his ankle injury: “Ian Rapoport said that? Is he part of the training staff? We can’t go off Ian Rapoport. He is just reporting…”
2,612 396 comments [Highlight] Cam Skattebo speaks about Najee Harris being cut, whilst referencing his own job security: “Nobody’s safe...if I don’t perform, I know there’s a possibility of me not being here”.
2,546 331 comments [Highlight] Daniel Jones is picked off by Harrison Smith, and the Vikings will win
2,488 622 comments [Highlight] Drake Maye opens up about his drinking problem: “I love milkshakes, sadly.” Says he’s trying to limit himself to two a week: “I could drink a milkshake three times a day if I really wanted to.” Says he tries to mix in a protein shake to get by.
2,486 398 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams throws a 21 yard strike to Rome Odunze on 3rd & 9
2,423 244 comments [Highlight] Dolphins STC Chris Tabor on whether he'd tell a kicker to make a business decision to avoid a Blake Grupe injury: "Absolutely not...the business decision is to play football...if a guy makes a business decision, I think the organization will make a business decision."
2,351 223 comments [Highlight] The game winning drive that saved Baker Mayfield’s career as a starting NFL QB (2022)
2,334 266 comments [Highlight] CJ Stroud connects with Marvin Harrison Jr. for the Texans' TD
2,170 707 comments [Highlight] Green Bay jump offsides, much to the delight of Gibbs, Amon Ra, and TeSlaa
2,093 732 comments [Highlight] Dan Campbell Goes For It On His 25, Does Not Convert.
1,970 289 comments [Highlight] Maye's extension, initially ruled short, gets called a touchdown after Vrabel's challenge
1,919 510 comments [Highlight] Jayden Daniels receives a club to the back of his head
1,886 376 comments [Highlight] "Can I get that?" - Caleb Williams asks Drake Maye for his jersey after the game.
1,831 343 comments [Highlight] Mike Tomlin explains why he supports Dan Campbell's fourth-down decision with 4:55 to go from their own 24 in the 4th quarter from Sunday's Packers-Lions game
1,780 52 comments [Highlight] Bears honor Mike Ditka at Soldier Field
1,775 183 comments [Highlight] 10 years ago on October 23, 2016, the Seahawks and Cardinals ended up tying 6-6 in one of the craziest SNF endings ever
1,714 124 comments [Highlight] Tom Brady after Jahmyr Gibbs ankle-breaking run, "There's a few jockstraps on the field right now.."
1,698 88 comments [Highlight] Steelers LB Alex Highsmith and Buccaneers OT Tristan Wirfs battle it out in the trenches, with Wirfs repeatedly telling Highsmith “good job” after multiple reps. At the end, Wirfs congratulates him: “Good game, I’m gassed.”
1,678 121 comments [Highlight] D'Andre Swift's reaction to Cairo Santos' career-long FG
1,615 176 comments [Highlight] Cairo Santos in the locker room: "Coach radioed (ST coordinator Richard Hightower) in the headset and said, 'Does he want it?' I said, 'I want it because I want to have y'all's back.'"
1,596 80 comments [Highlight] HC Ben Johnson on losing TE Cole Kmet for the season following a right knee injury suffered last night: “He is Chicago. He’s been here his whole life and he’s a big part of our heartbeat. It stings. I hate it for him. I hate it for his teammates as well.”
1,582 323 comments [Highlight] D'Marco Jackson picks off Drake Maye
1,557 706 comments [Highlight] Roughing the Passer on Green Bay
1,537 204 comments [Highlight] Bijan Robinson attempts to block Kyler Gordon
1,518 53 comments [Highlight] TANK DELL GETS HIS FIRST CATCH FOR 43 YARDS
1,413 545 comments [Highlight] Jonathan Taylor is asked on the recent trade rumors regarding him and if he’s thought about such ahead of their Sunday match-up against the Minnesota Vikings.
1,397 172 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams finds Luther Burden III for a big gain
1,378 302 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams says he grew up with Drake Maye through the camps they've been at and that he's one of the guys he's closest to in the league
1,357 191 comments [Highlight] Malik Nabers on J.J. McCarthy throwing a higher velocity ball than Jameis Winston: "I don't think it's really that hard to catch any QB's throw. It's just timing. You've got gloves on, so..."
1,273 283 comments [Highlight] Harrison Smith picks off Daniel Jones for the game-sealing INT, Vikings improve to 6-0
1,272 126 comments [Highlight] Sideline view of Bears TE Cole Kmet catching QB Caleb Williams’ miraculous fade-away 14-yard touchdown on fourth down against the Rams.
1,272 170 comments [Highlight] Ja'Marr Chase touchdowns against the Ravens that get increasingly more ridiculous
1,261 207 comments [Highlight] Ty Okada picks off Mahomes
1,259 186 comments [Highlight] Luther Burden III TD on 3rd & 17
1,245 218 comments [Highlight] Walk Off Run From The Giants in OT!!
1,227 233 comments [Highlight] Close up of Caleb Williams and Rome Odunze’s clutch conversion on 3rd and 9
1,135 258 comments [Highlight] Lions HC Dan Campbell explains why he went for it on fourth down from his own 24 with the game tied
1,113 374 comments [Highlight] Cam Skattebo gets flagged for Unnecessary Roughness for lowering his helmet on the run.
1,096 136 comments [Highlight] Cam Skattebo takes off for the longest run of his career (42 YDS)
1,093 415 comments [Highlight] Bears DB Kyler Gordon and TE Colston Loveland celebrate their win over the Patriots by doing a pizza review
1,087 473 comments [Highlight] Mahomes lobbies for a defensive penalty after contact from Dante Fowler Jr.
1,054 140 comments [Highlight] Incredible vibes inside the Dolphins locker room after their first win of the season
1,031 194 comments [Highlight] Commissioner Goodell says the league welcomes NFLPA's call for an investigation into Jalen Hurts situation: "That's what they do. They have that right."
1,011 240 comments [Highlight] Watch as Brock Purdy completes a pass off balance with his feet wrapped up by a defender
988 583 comments [Highlight] Dolphins DT Zach Sieler says he spent the bye week bow hunting deer in Missouri to combat overpopulation
965 172 comments [Highlight] Colston Loveland muscles his way into the endzone to extend the Bears lead
930 332 comments [Highlight] Kendal Daniels snags the INT off Brock Purdy
895 62 comments [Highlight] Mike Tomlin on Glenn's Jets being outscored 107-6 in the final 2 minutes of the 1st half: “If I were them, I would do two-minute every day of my life until further notice.”
880 675 comments [Highlight] Packers HC Matt LaFleur after today’s 20-17 loss to the Lions, aware that he would face a fine from the league if he openly criticized the referees: "I don't even want to comment on any of the penalties. It is what it is. […] I thought there were some tough calls, but it is what it is."
880 123 comments [Highlight] Marlon Humphrey on facing Ja’Marr Chase on Sunday for the 8th time: “It would be cool if I didn’t match up with him so much”.
879 50 comments [Highlight] The Lions surprised Cody DeLorenzo and his wife with Super Bowl tickets after he ran 313 miles from Lambeau Field to Ford Field in eight days to raise money for cancer charities
868 101 comments [Highlight] Aaron Rodgers scrambles and picks up the first down
830 334 comments [Highlight] Jets HC Aaron Glenn was asked today about the viral stat that New York has been outscored 107-6 in the final two minutes of the first half under his watch
810 45 comments [Highlight] During a play, the Broncos center helps up the Chargers nose tackle who'd fallen down...then starts blocking him
803 51 comments [Highlight] Bears K Cairo Santos was with Mike Vrabel on the Titans in 2019, when he went 4-for-9 on FGs and Tennessee released him: “I think the last FG Cairo missed was when he kicked for the Titans. We always joke about it.”
800 157 comments [Highlight] Mckinstry does not get called for PI on Metcalf
794 52 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams squeezes a 4th down conversion to Colston Loveland just between the uprights
789 122 comments [Highlight] Kittle has his 2nd fumble on National Tight Ends Day, giving Atlanta the ball back and resulting in the 49ers first loss of the season
773 85 comments [Highlight] Deshaun picked off by Cor'Dale Flott
739 95 comments [Highlight] Emanuel Wilson has a 21-yd TD to put Seattle up 2 scores in the last 4 mintues
738 335 comments [Highlight] Quenton Nelson says he appreciates the Colts organization and says he won't take the friendships and bonds hes made for granted. He's currently in a contract year
715 200 comments [Highlight] Gabe Jacas gets flagged for roughing the passer after an extremely late hit on Caleb Williams
713 46 comments [Highlight] Caleb Williams' reaction to Cairo Santos' career-long FG
707 67 comments [Highlight] Aaron Rodgers to DK Metcalf for a 50-yard gain
696 112 comments [Highlight] Jessie Bates forces the game-sealing fumble for ATL
666 99 comments [Highlight] Thirty years ago today, Jim Mora's diddly poo rant
660 128 comments [Highlight] Jessie Bates keeps both feet in to pick off Purdy
657 70 comments [Highlight] Drake Maye gets sacked on 4th down
642 123 comments [Highlight] Emanuel Wilson breaks through for 6
642 64 comments [Highlight] Kaelon Black turns on the afterburners for a 30-yard Niners touchdown
622 163 comments [Highlight] Brandon Cisse shoves Jameson Williams out of the end zone before he lands for the turnover on downs
616 317 comments [Highlight] Titans coach Robert Saleh standing up for Jordan Elliott despite a “terrible lapse in judgment.” Saleh notes players recently have taken their own lives. While not saying Elliott is in that mindset, Saleh is mindful this could’ve been a “cry for help.”
615 112 comments [Highlight] Michael Dickson Fake Punts Right, Kicks Left Instead
594 221 comments [Highlight] Chaos in Detroit as a scrum breaks out after contact between Amon-Ra St. Brown and Devonte Wyatt!
583 94 comments [Highlight]After the OT win, John Harbaugh tackles Devin Singletary, Singletary throws a hadouken, and the Giants RB room hams it up
576 115 comments [Highlight] Mahomes is strip sacked, but somehow ends up with the ball after a looney-tunes inspired play
574 130 comments [Highlight] J.J. "9+9" McCarthy Steps Up to Hit Nabers for a 1st Down & 17 YD Gain
573 55 comments [Highlight] Jamel Dean punches the ball out at the 1-yard line
556 161 comments [Highlight] Bo Nix takes off for the 62-YD TD run
556 68 comments [Highlight] Ben Johnson locked in during Cairo Santos' career-long FG
548 65 comments [Highlight] Panthers edge rusher Jaelan Phillips gets involved on a sack of Tanner McKee, and then has an interesting celebration
535 71 comments [Highlight] George Kittle celebrates the 49ers win with Kyle Shanahan
533 344 comments [Highlight] Matthew Stafford laments "fans" who commodify injured players
532 215 comments [Highlight] Dolphins HC Jeff Hafley on fans who want to lose to improve the team's draft position: "I have a hard time even kinda grasping that, to be honest with you...we give everything we got to try to go win a game. So I hope they see that and I hope they're happy that we won"
531 78 comments [Highlight] Darnold launches one to JSN for the TD after review!
505 242 comments [Highlight] Al Michaels says that Caleb Williams and Drake Maye were drafted in 2014

 

Mic'd Up

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233 52 comments [Mic'd Up] Joe Burrow and the annoying sound in the tunnel
72 32 comments [Mic'd Up] Browns RB Audric Estime lost one of his contacts before scoring a touchdown

 

Other Videos

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1,566 312 comments [Injury] [Injury] Replay of Dak Prescott Being Hit in the Gut by Jonathan Greenard

 

Other top posts

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12,240 1,960 comments Sam LaPorta on not receiving an extension from the Lions: “I break my fucking back for this team. And then I’m going out there this year and I'm ballin, and maybe they're just not showing the love. In three months if I don’t get to play for the Lions anymore. I'll get paid elsewhere."
8,883 856 comments Ben Johnson originally called a punt, but Cairo Santos asked to try a 58-yard field goal
8,647 1,440 comments Jayden Daniels has not won a game since 10.5.2025 and has only won 2 games since his rookie season

 

Top comments

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14,002 /u/rubyschnees said might be the most blunt, straightforward quote i've ever seen about a contract, damn
10,636 /u/realrimurutempest said Watch him get fined for saying this.
8,348 /u/TrophyGoat said I'm not saying it's the wrong call, but I am saying I better see it called again on someone else soon
7,043 /u/mastergriggy said It's genuinely amazing how quickly people forget someone's past if they are good at something that's popular.
7,018 /u/NlNJALONG said >Simmons said he was sitting that way because of his back injury, and Reid told him if he couldn’t sit upright he should go get treatment from the training staff. As Simmons and Reid went back and for...
6,284 /u/Hot_Pocket_Man said Getting called out this many times by the FOX broadcast A-team is definitely not want Goodell wants lol
6,141 /u/redditsucks9gagrules said Aaron Rodgers…woke icon?
6,060 /u/EvaporatingOlaf said Kicking is so much different than when I first started watching in 2004. I used to get nervous about 45 yard kick attempts.
6,057 /u/Mammoth_Bar_546 said He was found to be studying film and attempting to be good at football, which is simply unacceptable for the Titans.
5,990 /u/Roselucky777 said He's not wrong even a little bit, they do the same shit with excessive celebrations, too.

 

Last week's roundup

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[Kaboly] The Steelers’ plan at the trade deadline is to not aim for "breaking the internet," but still "go semi-big” at wide receiver, with Pittsburgh looking for an impact addition rather than simply depth

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Power Rankings Official r/NFL Week 7 Power Rankings

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It's week 7, which is very exciting if your favorite number is 7 or if you are a fan of one of the NFL teams who won this past week. If not? Well, then come commiserate with your team's blurb writer and ranker, and argue to your heart's content that your 2-5 team is better than their 2-5 team.

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1 49ers -- 6-1 Lets get the injury talk out of the way. Yes, Jordan Watkins was the leading WR in this game with 3 receptions (career total now 8) and 56 yards (career total now 164). Yes, CMC left the game with an injury (returned later in the game) causing Kaelon Black to be the 49ers leading rusher on the day. The D line's injuries are well documented. Now that is out of the way, let me make this clear: Injuries were not the reason this game was lost. The team simply played like shit. The offense coughed up the ball 4 times and the defense committed drive extending penalty after drive extending penalty. This was a winnable game and the team did not execute. Heading into the bye week, current injury updates state Bosa "could return", Evans and Deebo are "expected to return" week 9.
2 Bills +1 5-1 The Bills needed that bye week to heal up some players. Dj Moore and Ed Oliver, 2 of the most impactful players on different sides of the ball, are looking to utilize the extra week to head into the second half of the season fully rested. The Patriots and Chiefs both lost during the week off helping the Bills early playoff picture look a little more clear. Next up the Bills have a tough matchup with the Ravens who will need Lamar to return in order to keep up with the firepower of this Bills offense.
3 Vikings +1 6-0 Another week, another excruciating dub baby.
4 Chiefs -2 5-1 HarrASSon Cutker. The Chiefs could have been down 9-13 with plenty of time in the game if they had an NFL kicker. Unfortunately, they have the worst kicker in the league over the last two seasons. If Butker suits up again for my beloved Kansas City Chiefs, I’m gonna become the Joker. I must acknowledge however: Harrison is not the sole reason we lost this game. We were atrocious in high leverage moments. Worthy with the drop on a crosser in the 4th. Travis with the drop on 3rd down on the last gasp drive of the game. The offense hasn’t looked this pathetic since… actually more recently than I’d like to admit, but not this year. And the defense. What to even say about the defense. First off: Mansoor played well. Only one of his two big catches to JSN was a bad play on his part. And honestly, after the first one it’s kinda on Spags for not realizing JSN is one of them ones and going to a two high shell earlier. Overall, the defense actually played well. They, like the offense, just kept giving up plays in high leverage moments. At one point, Seattle was 7/9 on third down. Most of those weren’t easy conversions. They were just executing better than us. Ultimately, an uninspired performance top to bottom. Just embarrassing stuff. Hope the team feels the same and rights the ship next week.
5 Seahawks +3 4-3 Isn't it crazy how quickly things change? I mean, who could even KNOW exactly how we felt even, say...... 7 days ago? Anyway, the Seahawks are BACK baby. After 2 months of "how could the seahawks let KEN WALKER go in free agency? He was the Super Bowl MVP!" it did feel nice to shut down not only K9, but the entire Chiefs offense. There are all kinds of stats that point to Sunday night being the worst game of the Mahomes era, but my favorite has to be the fact the the Chiefs never had a drive reach the redzone. It is the only times Mahomes has failed to have a drive reach the redzone. The defense is one of the biggest strengths in all of football. They didn't even stack the box to shut down the run; they just shut it down. And JSN did what JSN does: go for 100+ and a touchdown. The man is inevitable. He is somehow outpacing his incredible OPOY season last year. The Seahawks are ALL THE WAY back. Oh, and welcome to Seattle Quenton Nelson!
6 Jaguars -1 4-2
7 Broncos -1 5-2 What we had hoped would be a get right game for us ended up being exactly that. Nix & Co got in some break out runs and the entire offense looked like it never felt the woes of weeks prior. The entire game you could feel fans injecting hope into their veins, chanting "Bolieve" to the tune of the season. Is it still too early to call whether we will go all the way? Absolutely. Will we start telling everyone that we are gonna win the superbowl? You're goddamn right.
8 Bears +1 5-2 The Bears wrapped up their third game in 10 days with a big win against the reigning AFC Champs. Yours truly just so happened to make the trip to this game, which was the craziest ticket situation I’ve ever experienced. Even at kickoff the get-in price was around $1200. It’s hard for any game to live up to those prices, but it was a good one. Absolutely perfect fall Chicago weather, Da Coach was honored with a moment of silence & free mustaches in our first home game since Mike Ditka’s passing. Luther Burden III made play after play, Rome Odunze made a couple big ones, and Cairo Santos nailed a career-long 58 yarder to ice it after doinking a 53 yarder just prior. The “bitter” to Thursday’s sweet victory was losing Cole Kmet for the season to a knee injury. 85 is the longest tenured Bear on this roster, rookie Sam Roush will have to step up in Ben Johnson’s TE-heavy offense. The defense bounced back in a big way this week vs Atlanta & New England after getting embarrassed at Lambeau. They get suspended Montez Sweat back just in time to head to Seattle next week on MNF, in a game that should tell us a lot about how legit this team is. We haven’t lost yet in a game Caleb finished, but against that Seahawks unit, nothing is promised. We moved into 2nd in a division that boasts 4 “playoff teams” for the third week in a row, if only the Vikings would lose a game…
9 Bengals +2 4-2
10 Lions +2 4-2 The amount of times the Lions and their fans have heard "Good teams don't put the game into the refs' hands" after shitty ref calls directly handed wins to opposing teams over this entire century has been unreal. Was it an ugly win? Yep. A brutal game? Obviously. A game that by all rights Detroit should have lost a half dozen times or more? No doubt. Should I have any sympathy at all for the way it went? Nope. None. Not a single drop. Maybe do more to push fixing the fucking officiating in this league any time bad calls happen, no matter who benefits, instead of blaming the teams on the field for getting boned, and then we won't have to keep having these conversations. PS: Welcome back, Branch!
11 Patriots -1 4-3 So, I’m usually kind of a doomer after Patriots losses, but this week it really feels hard to be upset. Sure, the loss hurts, and with plenty of “difficult” games left on their schedule New England can’t afford to be dropping winnable games. On the other hand, this was a Thursday night game that was actually EXCITING. The Pats went to Chicago on a short week, riddled with injuries on both sides of the ball, and played a close game that could’ve been won if the Bears kicker didn’t hit his career long field goal to essentially end the contest. Caleb Williams and Drake Maye were both electric, and I expect them to both occupy spots in top five lists for the next decade or so. If AJ Brown remembers how to play football and a few offensive linemen get healthy, this team should be able to compete with anyone else in the AFC. Next up, a potential get-right game against Miami.
12 Ravens -5 4-3 The Baltimore Ravens are so mentally weak that any double-digit lead against a division opponent (or in any game that actually matters) should just be penciled in as a loss. At this rate, my kids' college tuition will be fully funded by betting against this team's limp dick pass rush, Houdini act rushing attack, and Marlon Humphrey's weekly charitable donations of 40-yard completions. In Lamar's absence, our all-world running back is putting up ~60 yards a game on a paltry ~3.5 YPC. Speaking of Lamar's absence, we've got an entirely new coaching staff and we're still doing the "day-to-day" bullshit for a month at a time while Lamar misses a pivotal chunk of the season for the fourth time in six years. Most Ravens fans went into Sunday fully expecting a loss, and somehow this team still managed to find a way to make it more infuriating than anyone imagined. It's fitting that the Ravens GM's initials are ED, because the team he's built plays soft, can't get up for big moments, and can't finish when it matters. Fuck this team, see y'all next week.
13 Steelers +3 5-2 It’s official; Pittsburgh has done the unthinkable. Beating two teams who, on paper, the team should beat. In back to back weeks. Like the Mike Tomlin Steelers, the 2026 Steelers made both games very close. Unlike the Mike Tomlin Steelers they actually won both games. No Steelering this time. Dumb penalties, taking a sack when you absolutely cannot take a sack, and ill-timed drops kept the Saints in it until the final drive when A-Aron showed everyone that a 42-year old quarterback can sometimes still merit a spy. A 37 yard FG by Boswell would’ve put the team up by 9, but the Saints wanted to go home early and an offsides penalty gave Pittsburgh a first down and the ability to assume the victory formation for a couple of kneel-downs. Is this the part where we all start to hope again so that we can have those very hopes crushed late in the season? Or is it too early in the year for that? Riding a 3 game winning streak the team is about to find out what they’re made of in a rematch vs. the Browns, this time in Pittsburgh. Looking at a Bye week after the Browns…there’s only a handful of “good” teams left on the schedule; the Bengals, Broncos, Jaguars, and Baltimore twice. Have to assume Lamar will be over his yearly injury bug by that point since our first Ravens-Steelers game is right before Christmas. Is it ever truly too early to start eyeballing that first-round playoff loss?
14 Rams +1 3-4 The Rams kept their season alive by taking care of business against the Raiders. Stafford, Puka, and the run game were dominant, though concerns about properly maintaining a lead and closing out games still seem legitimate, as two second-half turnovers kept Las Vegas around. Nonetheless, the Rams looked like themselves again—they just need to keep it up.
15 Packers -2 4-3 I love watching the Milwaukee Brewers. They do all the little things right. Like, last night they had the bases loaded 2 outs, with William Contreras at the plate. Contreras hits a hard ground ball at the third baseman, who tries going to 2nd for the forceout, but Christian Yelich beats the play and everyone is safe. With the right-handed Contreras, Yelich knows the defense is shifted towards the left, meaning the first baseman is playing more off the bag, which allows him to take a bigger lead. With 2 outs, he's running on contact and absolutely booking it to the base. These small details allows Yelich to beat the throw by inches, plate a run, keep the offense up to bat, and sparkplug a 2 out rally for 7 more runs to blow this game out of the water. Meanwhile, the Packers lead the league in drops, make dumb penalties in crucial moments, and continually fail to improve the kicking game year after year. I'm really happy the Brewers exist to give the people of Wisconsin a palate cleanser of good, clean, sports play after wanting to tear our hairs out watching the Packers last night
16 Browns +2 5-2 Breaking: The Browns have an absolutely friggin tone deaf social media team. What else can be said? The Browns are winning. Who would have thought? They fact the Steelers next week in a AFC North matchup that could send them to the top of the division.
17 Panthers -3 3-3 Panthers gave up 59 points in Week 1 and this Week 7 was by far a more embarrassing performance while hosting the Bucs. When I say nothing was going well, I mean literally NOTHING was going well. Defense couldn’t stop the very limited offense Baker and the boys were running. Bucs would run or throw short but you would have thought they were running the most complex sets and routes that have ever been drawn up. Bakers hand is clearly not 100% but Everos great “scheme” we continue to stand behind appears to not do shit again. On top of the defense being Swiss cheese, the offense couldn’t get anything going. Constant pressure on Bryce, multiple INTs, and a nice strip sack scoop and score may make you want to do negative things, hypothetically of course. On top of that, Taylor Moton, who had just returned, broke his leg. Wow. The only semi bright spot was Chubba’s will to not be a fucking idiot but he couldn’t save the team today. A joke of a performance so the league can view us as an embarrassment once again. I had to turn the game off IN THE THIRD QUARTER. I don’t know the last time I haven’t watched an entire game. Fucking terrible and massive disappointment to say the least. The Panthers travel to Green Bay to face the Packers on a short week for Thursday Night Football. Nobody seems to be talking about it but it’s really odd that the Panthers beat the Packers in Lambeau last season and get rewarded by having to go back to Lambeau again. Interesting but I digress. Hopefully the team can forget about this piss poor performance and put together some actual football to beat this Packer team also coming off a loss. What a waste of a Sunday afternoon. Keep Pounding.
18 Falcons +2 3-4 From the perspective of the losers, this was a sloppy game in which the injury-riddled 49ers beat themselves. From the perspective of the Dwight Schrute Army of ATLiens, the win was proof of finding a way™. By the start of the second, the Falcons were down 14-3, staring at the ghosts of Chokemas past stating at the jumbotron. 48 plays and 3 Penix touchdowns later, the Falcons had scored 23 unanswered as Kyle Shanahan gently lifted Raheem up by the scruff and placed him back in his carrier. The four turnovers were uncharacteristic, but not flukes. Kittle and Kaelon both got peanut punched, while not even Purdy could expect rookie Kendall Daniels to tip a pass to himself a week after a potential career ending injury. Let's see how well the pistol works for the red hot Buccaneers next week.
19 Giants +4 4-2-1 McCarthy mania is in full swing in Giants fandom, sample size be damned. Despite arriving to the team less than a month ago, JJ has already looked the part of a starting QB and has a clearly established connection with Malik Nabers. No passing touchdown? No problem. Instead, each of the Giants’ three runningbacks scored a rushing TD. The week after Harbaugh was criticized for benching Cam Skattebo, Skatt had by far his best game of the year as the entire rushing attack performed well. And how about this passing defense? Deonte Banks holding Nico Collins to just two completions for a whopping five yards is nothing short of impressive. Now, a player the fanbase was ready to write off after multiple disappointing years of CB play has established himself as a legitimately good starter in this defense. Despite the injuries, the Giants keep finding ways to win football games. This Harbaugh-led team has a fight and a discipline that feels unlike anything that was present under Brian Daboll. Now, Big Blue gets a bye week to get healthy before they face an Eagles team that also lost their starting QB to season-ending injury.
20 Cowboys +1 3-4 Don't Do That. Don't Give Me Hope.
21 Raiders -4 3-4 I for one would like to not play Superbowl contenders every week and would instead like to play teams we can beat.
22 Texans -3 2-5 I don't even know what's more frustrating. Another game with double digit penalties or the absolute lack of tackling by a defense that was supposed to be among the greatest ever assembled. This is a 2-5 team that plays like a 2-5 team. Every seat on Kirby Dr. from Nick Caserio to all of his buddies from John Carroll should be on fire at this point.
23 Buccaneers +6 2-5 A type of a Buccaneers game where "You Kancey Everything" - blocked extra points, muffed returns, INTs, fumbles, defensive scores, and lots and lots of great runs. We saw a bit of everything! So, surely I am going to be positive? Nope. This makes me even more disappointed that we had Bowles for the last few years. This is a game that proves the talent this team has, and it's wasted on a subpar head coach like Todd. "Yay, we dominated a game and we are 2-5".... and I am supposed to be excited? I know this division is dogshit, but I don't think the winner of it would have an 8-9 record. So, that means for us to maaaaaaybe win the division, we'd have to: Basically sweep the division (which almost never happens) and we'd have to beat playoffs/SuperBowl caliber teams like: Bears, Lions, Rams, and Ravens. Oh, and we also have to face the Chargers, in what may end up being their first win of the season. ...i just can't be an optimist, man. We'd need to be 10-5 before I start to think "Eh... maybe we can make the playoffs?" - Until then, every week is a reminder of what might've been.
24 Eagles -2 2-5 There really isn't much to say about this football team. The wheels are falling off the bus, and fans are trying to apportion blame between the milquetoast offensive scheme, the plethora of injuries, and now the underachieving defense. But does it matter? The Eagles are not a very good football team and are not winning close games, and that is probably a better thing than being bad and winning in spite of it. After this trio of divisional games, fans could be looking down the barrel at a top 5 pick. Will Sirianni survive it? That's a question for another meaningless post-loss blurb.
25 Saints -1 2-5 c’est les ténèbres
26 Colts -1 2-5 Daniel Jones' 2.6 yards per dropback against Minnesota were worse than all but one qualified QB performance this season (Jalen Hurts vs. LAR). It's hard to believe Anthony Richardson couldn't give the offense more of a spark at this point.
27 Cardinals -1 2-5 I continue to beat a dead horse, but I cannot believe that we are being asked to watch Jacboy Brissett play QB week after week with how he's playing. Not sure if HC Mike LaFleur is being held hostage by ownership, or if he's trying to lose fans, but the only way to get anyone to invest back into this franchise will be through starting Carson Beck. Spanning back a few weeks, the Cardinals went a genuine 11 quarters without scoring a non garbage time TD. Can't keep running it back with that Mike. Enough is enough.
28 Commanders -- 1-4-1 Few things can go wrong in the bye week for a team that's already at the bottom of their division. The bye saw the Giants pulling 3 games ahead of the Commanders, the Cowboys looking somewhat offensively competent, and the Eagles looking ready to fight for last place. Maybe the bye also saw the Commanders get a little healthier and the two first year coordinators get themselves a little more squared away. Coming up is a run of winnable games for Washington that could see the season salvaged if it goes well; otherwise, the logo can get faded. The season has been ill-fated from the jump with injuries, the latest of which sees Terry McLaurin done for the year. A rational fan knows this team isn't going to make waves across the league or make a deep playoff run, but the optimists hope to see the young team start to pull itself together into a professional outfit over the remainder of the season. Who are the Commanders going to be? We'll get our next hint this Sunday night when the similarly injured and lost-without-a-paddle Eagles come to town for round 2.
29 Jets -2 2-5 Jets fans need to reframe how they think about this season. Aaron Glenn is the worst head coach in the league, and he finds new ways to prove it almost every week. But there's plenty of reason for optimism. The Jets have a ton of young talent on offense, and they'll likely enter the offseason with a head coaching vacancy, three first-round picks (two of which could easily be in the top 10, if not the top five), and the opportunity to draft a franchise QB. That's a pretty attractive situation for an offensive-minded head coach who wants to develop his own quarterback and build around a promising young core. In the meantime, forget the wins and losses and enjoy watching the young talent break out.
30 Dolphins +1 1-5 It's so satisfying that our first win of the season came against none other than the J-E-S-T JEST JEST JEST! The win was a huge sigh of relief for many as despite the team showing progress each week, some of the fanbase was legitimately concerned about 0-17. Honestly it felt like we were going to blow it for a lot of the second half but fortunately we were facing the Jets who we have absolutely owned for most of this decade. Who would've thought the Dolphins would have more wins than the LA Chargers and Miami Heat combined at this point of the season?
31 Titans -1 1-6 The Titans played an away game in Nashville on Sunday and wrapped up the longest streak of non-consecutive wins in NFL history. With either a win or loss next week (I think we know what it will be) the Titans will go to 66 games without consecutive wins, passing the Browns record of 65 from 2018.
32 Chargers -- 0-6 pain