This is absurd. I know this isn’t a good team and they wouldn’t be doing much anyways, but Doug has no idea what he is doing and it’s embarrassing. Love what he’s done for the Kings, but this is going to quickly destroy his legacy. He is the worst coach in the nba. His strategy is “just go out there and play” and that might work in high school, but this is the NBA.

We are really going to go 78-4.

First team to ever do it.

Don’t worry. I’ll pay for a hex on all of our opponents.

🤮

Our team stinks. Our coach stinks. Our commentators stink. Our ownership stinks.

Like, we’re a loyal and supportive fanbase dying for a team worth cheering for.

Yeah we suck, but at least this guy is hitting 3s.

I'm tired of every team having career shooting nights against us. Of course our defense is ass, but at this point, it's mental for every other team out there. They see the Kings on the schedule, they know they're in for a good shooting night. NOT. ANYMORE.

My solution is simple, and I've been saying it for years. We need one of our players to punch an opposing player in the dick when they go for a 3. I'm talking wind up and jam that boy muscle back into their body. Of course they'll be suspended and there will be fines, but the team should cover it for the changes that will happen. From now on, the other team will have to worry about getting punched in the dick when they go up for a shot. They're not having career nights with that in the back of your mind! I nominate Keegan, I think he'd pull off quiet guy silently building his rage until he snaps.

The Kings haven’t won a single game since last season. 🧹 In preseason and so far regular season. We’re so back in basketball hell 💀

Almost all the starters had 20 and the bench only had 7 points before the benches came in fully with 4 mins left in the game. They finished with 14 total. This is really something else man.

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This season rookie class is living up to the hype thus far. Yaxel and Boozer fill up the stat sheet, Caleb killing it on both ends and Acuff is an elite scorer. This is going to be good.

Its fundamental basketball. Gather around everyone and be transported to a far away land filled with mystery and adventure!

ACUFF GETTING ROOKIE OF THE YEAR OH YEAHHHH. DOUG CHRISTIE GONNA THROW AN UPPERCUT. WE AINT GOT NO RINGS BUT WE GOT OUR PRECIOUS. KEEGAN MURRAY IS THE REASON I WORKOUT OH YEAHH. ZACH LAVINE IS A KING. MALIK MEANS KING IN ARABIC OH YEAHHHH. CLIFFORD IS A BIG PURPLE DOG. MAXIME THINKS CROISSANTS ARE A-OKAY. KAYTE DIDNT SEE IT FROM WHERE SHE WAS SITTING. I STILL GOT MY MORNING SABONER OH YEAHHHH.

LIGHT THE FUCKIN BEAM ITS KINGS GAME DAY OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Spread: Kings +19.5

Our next game is against them and both teams will be going into that game winless, and one of them is coming out with a win.

Which will it be?

I think the fake teams that get destroyed by Harlem Globetrotters could beat us.

I just can’t think of a worse franchise to support

Cannot tell you how excited I am for this season. We seem to be legitimate title contenders this year.

As long as we continue to keep pace with the Knicks.

There's no way in hell there were that many people at G1C last night.

Fastbreak deals should be plentiful this season and I'm looking forward to paying less to get in the door. They really should adopt fan friendly concessions like the Phoenix Suns and Atlanta Falcons as well.

Although it just 4 games in, but

Heat 0-4 (with Greek Freak)
Knicks 0-3 (defending champs)
Utah 1-3 (lots of guys over 6’10)
Dubs 0-3
Spurs 1-3 (after tomorrow game)

I mean, those ESPN or other basketball experts claimed the Heat gonna be good, and Utah gonna be surprised lots of people.

But the record did not reflect what experts said.

So, really wanted them to eat crow. And we gonna surprise those experts too, by getting into Playoff.