Ever since Slamson shipped him off we’ve been cursed. Bring him back, build him a statue, hand out figurines, whatever we gotta do to apologize to him and reverse his curse. Have him ship off Slamson

This is officially the start of the Kangz dynasty. Nothing can stop us now. Players, executives, and fans alike will grovel at our feet. Light the Beam and start naming your kids Ben.

The NBA is a game of cycles. Teams get good, then bad again, then good again then bad again. The worst thing that could happen is if you get good at the same time as everyone else and end up being snuffed out by the competition.

The smarter strategy, as you can see in the graph, is to wait for other teams to decline and rise at that opportunistic moment.

I'm supremely confident that within 12-15 years we will see the playoffs again

He got how many free golf club memberships??

Can't wait to see what wise advice he'll tweet on #MotivationMonday

lol

Is there anyone else you would add to the top 50?

We can call him Cal King