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r/americandad • u/Adorable_cherrypie • 18h ago
As requested, more Halloween treats for my Dadders
Words cannot possibly express how excited I was that Gwen finally came back after all this time!!!
Man is she hot, playboy hot
r/americandad • u/Ramsfan199090 • 1h ago
“Ahhh!!!!! It’s not her!!!!! it’s not Felicity!!!!! Different Wolf!!!!”
r/americandad • u/tradator • 7h ago
News Stan Smith's 2026 midterm campaign has officially reached West Germany! 🇺🇸🇩🇪🦅
So I just spotted a "Stan for President" campaign sticker on a random lamppost in western Germany.
Apparently, Stan Smith is taking his 2026 midterm campaign international. 😂
Because when you're running for president in an election that isn't even for president, the next logical step is campaigning in a country where literally nobody can vote for you.
The CIA calls it "spreading democracy."
Francine calls it "Stan, please come home."
And Roger is probably already running against him under three different German identities.
Someone should probably tell Stan that West Germany hasn't existed since 1990.
🇺🇸🦅 STAN 2026 – MAKING GERMANY AMERICAN AGAIN! 🦅🇺🇸
r/americandad • u/impendingfuckery • 1h ago
Episode Quote 💥💨*cough🚬 *coughs more
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r/americandad • u/Sure-Ad-6544 • 2h ago
I drew a trademark, so Ma Ruby gets a slice
I’m doing a rewatch of Buffy - and Poltergasm came up in an episode. And I immediately thought of Ms Ruby. 🤣🤣 (maybe this episode of Buffy is why she’s in hot water?)
r/americandad • u/ForgetfulMasturbator • 7h ago
Episode Quote I've been trying to memorize these lines for when strangers ask me how I am doing. Probably my favorite Stan line.
"Oh I don't know. I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning before I remember who I am and what my life is about. Anxiety. Disappointment. Diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there is an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be worse than this meaningless march through my empty days."
I told it to a woman working at Dollar General when I needed eggs. I'm getting better at it. Not eating eggs I've always been good at that. But being dramatic with the line. I'm in America. Which is where American Dad Stan lives. I'm so done with people asking how I am. Just gotta be careful because I'm drunk mostly and not supposed to have a gun. But I need help memorizing the lines.
r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 13m left
"I'm Jonah Hill, or Seth Rogen if I put on Steve's glasses."
r/americandad • u/Imaginary-Issue-73 • 15h ago
Episode Quote Oh, my god! Please kill this dog!
I always skipped this episode because it made me super uncomfortable, but my dog recently died and I totally get it now lol.
r/americandad • u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 • 20h ago
Episode Quote You got a real pretty face. Pretty, like a stripper's face. You like trucks, pretty face?
r/americandad • u/Nowimfalling • 21h ago
Episode Quote Hey, really quick, guys my lady ordered red sauce, and you gave her white sauce.
r/americandad • u/AdSpecific3089 • 16h ago
What are your American dad comfort episodes when you’re depressed and no longer want to be here?
I’m a long time American dad fan and it’s helped me when down in many ways, it’s my comfort show, my go to. Feeling particularly down tonight and I have my usual go tos but wondering what everyone else’s might be when they are depressed and need to be cheered up.
what episodes can make you smile and laugh on even the darkest of days?
r/americandad • u/east_west_wood • 15h ago
Did anyone ever go to this site? I still don't know what Vince's secret is!?!?!
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r/americandad • u/impendingfuckery • 1d ago
Episode Quote Had to blow up the kitchen, Frannie. It goes real well with this thing I’m imagining…
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r/americandad • u/HiddenHearts0 • 11h ago
Episode Discussion He’s got a kink and repunzel reference?! 🤣
Episode: the missing kink!
I was watching American dad early this morning.
Then watched the tangled movie for truly those memories of what was my favorite princess out of them all growing up..
and then they got to the song “she’s got a dream!” Sounded very familiar.. is the kink song based on that?! 🤣 what??? I never noticed this.
Same for that song Roger sang when he was pregnant based on “papa don’t preach!” anyone who’s watched glee knows the song. 👀 my love for American dad grows everyday!!
r/americandad • u/baldassalien • 1d ago
Jack's Back Roger, give me a Coke. You got it, Diet Coke. I didn't say diet. No, but your thighs did. I heard you walking a mile away. “Here comes Hayley. Here comes Hayley.”
r/americandad • u/Dan_iel10 • 0m left
Klaus’ “I killed two teenagers” song is such an underrated moment.
r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 22h ago
"You're a bunch of my dead relatives dug up and sewn together. That basically makes you my daughter."
r/americandad • u/Bad_cookie • 22h ago