I’m doing a rewatch of Buffy - and Poltergasm came up in an episode. And I immediately thought of Ms Ruby. 🤣🤣 (maybe this episode of Buffy is why she’s in hot water?)

So I just spotted a "Stan for President" campaign sticker on a random lamppost in western Germany.

Apparently, Stan Smith is taking his 2026 midterm campaign international. 😂

Because when you're running for president in an election that isn't even for president, the next logical step is campaigning in a country where literally nobody can vote for you.

The CIA calls it "spreading democracy."

Francine calls it "Stan, please come home."

And Roger is probably already running against him under three different German identities.

Someone should probably tell Stan that West Germany hasn't existed since 1990.

🇺🇸🦅 STAN 2026 – MAKING GERMANY AMERICAN AGAIN! 🦅🇺🇸

"Oh I don't know. I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning before I remember who I am and what my life is about. Anxiety. Disappointment. Diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there is an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be worse than this meaningless march through my empty days."

I told it to a woman working at Dollar General when I needed eggs. I'm getting better at it. Not eating eggs I've always been good at that. But being dramatic with the line. I'm in America. Which is where American Dad Stan lives. I'm so done with people asking how I am. Just gotta be careful because I'm drunk mostly and not supposed to have a gun. But I need help memorizing the lines.

Episode: the missing kink!
I was watching American dad early this morning.
Then watched the tangled movie for truly those memories of what was my favorite princess out of them all growing up..
and then they got to the song “she’s got a dream!” Sounded very familiar.. is the kink song based on that?! 🤣 what??? I never noticed this.
Same for that song Roger sang when he was pregnant based on “papa don’t preach!” anyone who’s watched glee knows the song. 👀 my love for American dad grows everyday!!

I always skipped this episode because it made me super uncomfortable, but my dog recently died and I totally get it now lol.

American Dad the Movie (my idea):

Bullock is tracking Roger, and discovers some strange personas and starts investigating them. After a while, he comes across Max Jets. He follows the money to the Smiths. He confronts them and takes Roger into custody.

Turns out Roger was Bullock the whole time. That’s the one persona that Stan can’t see through. No one told Stan because it would have broken him.

Edit: I was very uh, Jeff and Hailey when I wrote this lol

I’m a long time American dad fan and it’s helped me when down in many ways, it’s my comfort show, my go to. Feeling particularly down tonight and I have my usual go tos but wondering what everyone else’s might be when they are depressed and need to be cheered up.

what episodes can make you smile and laugh on even the darkest of days?

Words cannot possibly express how excited I was that Gwen finally came back after all this time!!!

Man is she hot, playboy hot