r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Titanoboa vs knight in plate armour

24 Upvotes

A knight in plate armour is hunting alone in the woods, when he discovers a mysterious cave from whence an extant titanoboa emerges from an undiscovered and sheltered ecosystem, unchanged from the titanoboa of the late paleocene.

The titanoboa is large and hungry and decides to attack. The knight decides this would make a legendary trophy, and brazenly attacks. Who wins?

In all rounds the knight has a backup dagger*

Round 1: The knight is armed with a hunting bow

Round 2: The knight is armed with an arming sword and shield

Round 3: The knight is armed with a boar spear

Round 4: The knight is mounted and armed with a lance and backup sword

Can an armoured and armed man defeat a 1500kg monster from the distant past?


r/whowouldwin • • 16h ago

Challenge The 9 mercenaries of tf2 with their stock loadouts replace gordon freeman in the train at the beginning of half-life 2 can they bring down the combine

25 Upvotes

Round 1: Things go off the rail and we do not follow the plot of HL2 exactly given that noone including the resistance is going to have any clue who the mercs are and 9 heavily armed dudes exiting a train is probably gonna cause civil protection to start shooting.

Round 2: Every resistance member and citizens perceives the engineer as gordon freeman and the other 8 are invisible to them, the combine however perceive them correctly leading to a scenario that roughly follows the plot of HL2


r/whowouldwin • • 16h ago

Battle Magneto VS Silver the Hedgehog | Marvel Comics VS Sonic the Hedgehog. 2 Rounds. Who Wins Each Round? What Diff?

9 Upvotes

R1 : Mainline 616 Magneto VS Mainline Game Universe Silver (Fight In NYC).

R2 : Fully Composite Magneto VS Fully Composite Silver (Fight In NYC).


r/whowouldwin • • 21h ago

Battle Ultra Gogeta from the manga Kaioken x20 vs Whis

8 Upvotes

From the most recent DBS manga a fusion of ultra ego goku and vegeta into ultra ego gogeta and kaioken x20 on top of that vs Whis


r/whowouldwin • • 18h ago

Challenge 20 Spartan II are given a mission: assassinate a necron lord with Alzheimer. He is protected by a Phalanx of immortals. Can they manage?

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5 Upvotes

r/whowouldwin • • 18h ago

Challenge A demonic entity has possessed Batman. Can he solo Gotham?

7 Upvotes

A demon possesses Bruce and is running at 100% efficiency and killed the entire bat family. But before he was killed, Alfred blew up the god tier stuff Batman has and leaked that Batman is Bruce Wayne. Can Gotham stop him?

Rules:

  • The combatants are: New Earth Batman vs New Earth Gotham Police and the following Gotham villains and mafias (The Riddler, Black Mask mafia, Joker's gang, Scarecrow's goons, The Penguin's gang, Falcone mafia, the Maroni mafia, Two-Face's gang. Killer Croc, Deadshot, Clayface and Bane are roaming around); if they aren't in the list, let's say Batman killed them already.
  • The demon posessing Batman has zero morality and is operating at 100% efficiency. Aka he knows absolutely everything Bruce does and can do everything Bruce does 100% flawlessly. He can tire and needs to eat, drink or sleep.
  • The mafias, villains and Gotham police know that Batman is gone, they have to kill him.
  • It happens at 3:00 AM.

Round 1: Everyone is in-character.

Round 2: Every single Gotham cop, civilian and villain is bloodlusted and wants Batman gone yesterday, they have 100% coordination.

Round 3: Same as round 2 but Amanda Waller and A.R.G.U.S have joined the party.


r/whowouldwin • • 11h ago

Challenge Better Cold war era tank? M60 Patton or the t-62?

5 Upvotes

Curious to hear your opinions since I'm not really familiar with Cold war era tanks at all the only tank I can think of right now is the Abrams tank.

From what I've looked up apparently these two tanks are rivals or something during the cold war so which tank is better in your opinion?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Buddy (Buddy 2026) vs Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends)

4 Upvotes

One of Barneys bestest friends has gone missing! Is he playing Hide and Seek?

Silly friend! He's hiding in the TV! And whats this? That doesn't look like one of Barneys dino friends...Buddy? He's no Buddy of ours!

If one of Barneys kids got taken to the Buddy realm, could Barney save them and defeat Buddy?

For Barney all TV episodes and the movies are canon.


r/whowouldwin • • 6h ago

Battle Mandalorian Vs Starlord

4 Upvotes

Full arsenal, all the way up to there most recent film media


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Challenge Who’s the most powerful MCU villain that John McClane (Die Hard) beats?

4 Upvotes

Battle in an enclosed location like an NYC skyscraper and he has to go through some henchmen like in his movies

R1: John is at his peak. With access to any weapons and equipment he’s used throughout his movies

R2: Same as above, but he’s taken the Super Soldier Serum


r/whowouldwin • • 18h ago

Battle Baki Hanma (Baki) vs Yu, Makunouchi Ippo and Yabuki Joe (The Boxer/Hajime no Ippo/Ashita no Joe)

4 Upvotes

Notes:

  • Respect Threads for Baki, Yu, Ippo and Joe (Side Note - Yu, Ippo and Joe are all at their peaks)
  • Yu, Ippo and Joe have adept knowledge on Baki while Baki has none on them + Everyone is In-Character

Scenarios for Every Round:

  1. 1v3 Street Fight W/ No Rules
  2. 1v3 Boxing Match W/ Boxing Rules

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Round 1: Baki [Grappler Baki] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Round 2: Baki [New Grappler Baki] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Round 3: Baki [Son of Ogre] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Final Round(s): Each round again but Yu, Ippo and Joe are fused into a single person, who has their combined stats, skills, experience, etc.


r/whowouldwin • • 10h ago

Battle Tim Robinson vs Nathan Fielder

4 Upvotes

Fist fight to surrender or incapacitation. Takes place in a boxing ring. Both are 'incharacter' as the real people, they want to win the fight but will avoid killing or maiming the other. Otherwise no rules. Let's sat it's a billion dollar charity pay per view fight or whatever.

Bonus Round: Both comedians engage in pre fight trash talk, who talks better smack?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Spider-Man (Earth-616)

4 Upvotes

Both are in character

Win by any means

Location: Las Vegas

Start 500 feet apart from each other

Round 1: Shinjuku Showdown Arc Yuji

Round 2: Modulo Yuji

Round 3: Bloodlusted Spider-Man with the symbiote vs. 19-fingered Ryomen Sukuna in Megumi's body

Yuji Itadori

Spider-Man


r/whowouldwin • • 17h ago

Battle Hypothetical: Tommy Shelby is implicated in a crime, but is cleared by an alibi. Scotland Yard brings in an eccentric Belgian private detective to consult. How would this interaction go down?

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4 Upvotes

r/whowouldwin • • 17h ago

Battle Comics Cyclops vs Captain America

3 Upvotes

Who wins in a 1v1?

and who is the better leader of their teams? directly leads to victories more


r/whowouldwin • • 18h ago

Challenge GTA 4/TLAD/TBOGT: Niko Bellic, Johnny Klebitz, and Luis Lopez all have the Death Note at specific points. What happens?

3 Upvotes

The Death Note is dropped during the events of the GTA 4, TLAD, and TBOGT and is in the hands of the three main protagonists in three different scenarios.

Scenario #1: Niko gets the Death Note and Ryuk after “Bleed Out” where he and Roman dealt with Dardan.

Scenario #2: Johnny gets the Death Note and Ryuk after “Clean and Serene” where Billy got out of prison.

Scenario #3: Luis Lopez gets the Death Note and Ryuk after “I Luv LC”

What happens? How would they each react to the rules of the Death Note and interact with Ryuk? Would their stories change immensely?

Would any of them even use it at all?

And would all three have a happy ending or get an even worse ending?


r/whowouldwin • • 19h ago

Matchmaker Entire DCEU vs MCU Void's shadow realm

3 Upvotes

Let's assume the entire DCEU roster, from MoS till Black Adam gets hit by Void's shadow attack. How many of them would be able to escape or get out of the realm without having prior knowledge of Bob?


r/whowouldwin • • 20h ago

Challenge what if modern earth met warhammer fantasy battle?

3 Upvotes

what if portals opened and earth met old world? how would earth fair in old world militarily? how would they treat magick?


r/whowouldwin • • 20h ago

Battle Siren Head (Trevor Henderson) Vs. Polyphemus the Cyclops (Nolan’s Odyssey)

3 Upvotes

One of the most famous Internet cryptids from the 2010s Vs. One of the most famous monsters from Greek Mythology. Siren Head appears on the Island of the Cyclopes and starts eating Polyphemus’ sheep. He gets pissed and they start a brawl. Who wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 22h ago

Battle Clayface (Clayface) VS Morbius (Morbius)

2 Upvotes

Matt Hagen runs into one Dr. Michael Morbius. The vain actor and the good doctor don't get along. They proceed to fight. Who is going to win between the Batman villain who never meets Batman and the Spider-Man villain who never meets Spider-Man? Does Morbius morb all over the dirt man? Does Clayface clay up the living vampire? Can either even hurt the other?

Clayface from the recent Clayface movie. Morbius from the Morbius movie.


  • Round 1: Both in character. No prep.

  • Round 2: Both bloodlusted. They get a week of prep and have to hunt each other down.

  • Round 3: Clayface fights Kraven and Madame Web instead. Can he take on the lesser Spider-Man without Spider-Man villains?

  • Round 4: 616 Morbius versus Prime Earth Clayface.


r/whowouldwin • • 1h ago

Battle The Gatewatch (MTG) vs The Technocratic Union (WoD)

2 Upvotes

The idea is which set of wizards is stronger in magical prowess. So the scenario is members of the Gatewatch (assume none have lost their sparks) arrive in the world of darkness in the early 2000s.

The Technocracy attempt to wipe out these foreign wizards who don’t operate the same way.

I don’t know if either side will end up much stronger as I am not very familiar with the World of Darkness, so this easily could be a stomp. If the technocracy is losing assume they escalate to their highest responses, potentially including an alliance of super natural groups such as what happened during the week of nightmares.

Round 1: Gatewatch with its original members

Round 2: Gatewatch with all members at Eldritch moon.

Round 3: Gatewatch at the end of War of the Spark

Round 4: Gatewatch at the attack on New Phyrexia

Round 5: Gatewatch during reality fracture (or at least those fighting Jace)

Bonus round: replace the Gatewatch with Urza and the 9 titans.


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Challenge King Jahaerys the Conciliator vs RL Historical kings and leaders

2 Upvotes

-King Jahaerys Targaryen

(TRAINING)

-Jahaerys was trained by the master-at-arms of Dragonstone, Ser Elyas Scales who claimed that Jahaerys could’ve beaten Maegor though how much of it was true or just flattery is not known though Jahaerys could have proven to be a formidable foe against Maegor

-Another trainer was a Ser Merrell Bullock, the commander of the garrison stationed in Dragonstone along with his two sons, Ser Alyn and Ser Howard Bullock who are said to be seasoned knights in their own right and sparred against Jahaerys

-And lastly the final tutors of the Jahaerys were the Kingsguard, having members such; Gyles Morrigen, defeated an old member of Maegors Kingsguard. Joffrey Doggett, who led a guerilla warfare campaign against Maegor. Lorence Roxton, Victor the Valianr, and William the Stinger were the winners of the War for the white cloaks. Pate the Woodcock, a skilled spearman and knighted by Doggett. Sour Samgood, fought over 100 battles

(COMBAT FEATS)

-Defeated Borys Baratheon in single combat in quick succession

-Defeated Braxton Beesbury in a trial by combat at the age of 49

(ARMOR AND WEAPONRY)

-Weapon; The Valyrian steel blade Blackfyre

-Shield; A wooden heater shield layered in leather and reinforced with iron

-Armor; A gambeson, chainmail, gorget, breastplate, full arm and leg harness, and a visored bascinet helmet

(THE OPPONENTS)

-Each of the following opponents will be at their physical prime along with being kitted in the best armor and weaponry from their respective cultures and time periods. Also its all gonna be on flat even terrain and only on foot combat;

-Alexander the Great

-King Leonidas

-King Edward the 1st “Longshanks”

-Genghis Khan

-Richard the 1st “The Lionheart”

-Robert the Bruce

-Charlemagne

-Thutmose the 3rd

-Shaka Zulu

-Boleslaw the 1st “The Brave”

-Krishnadevaraya

-King Henry the 5th

Round 1; Jahaerys wields a steel longsword

Round 2; Jahaerys wields Blackfyre


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Battle Hercule Poirot vs Combo from Last of the Summer Wine

2 Upvotes

Compo has the drop on Poirot. Fighting location: very dark forest in Germany. They have flash lights.


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Challenge Darth Vader vs Magneto, no prep, abandoned Imperial Star Destroyer

2 Upvotes

Both start at opposite ends of the ship with basic knowledge of each other. Vader has his lightsaber and the Force. Magneto has his powers and whatever metal is on the ship, which is a lot. Win by death or incapacitation. I think Magneto takes it but Vader's telekinesis might counter the metal control in ways people overlook.


r/whowouldwin • • 5h ago

Battle Claude ( GTA 3 ), Tommy Vercetti ( GTA: Vice City ) and CJ ( GTA: San Andreas ) VS Michael, Franklin and Trevor ( GTA 5 )

2 Upvotes

3 V 3, the 3 protagonists of the 3D trilogy of GTA games team up against the 3 protagonists of GTA 5, which side wins?