r/whowouldwin • u/darkstirling • 8h ago
Battle Titanoboa vs knight in plate armour
A knight in plate armour is hunting alone in the woods, when he discovers a mysterious cave from whence an extant titanoboa emerges from an undiscovered and sheltered ecosystem, unchanged from the titanoboa of the late paleocene.
The titanoboa is large and hungry and decides to attack. The knight decides this would make a legendary trophy, and brazenly attacks. Who wins?
In all rounds the knight has a backup dagger*
Round 1: The knight is armed with a hunting bow
Round 2: The knight is armed with an arming sword and shield
Round 3: The knight is armed with a boar spear
Round 4: The knight is mounted and armed with a lance and backup sword
Can an armoured and armed man defeat a 1500kg monster from the distant past?