r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Titanoboa vs knight in plate armour

20 Upvotes

A knight in plate armour is hunting alone in the woods, when he discovers a mysterious cave from whence an extant titanoboa emerges from an undiscovered and sheltered ecosystem, unchanged from the titanoboa of the late paleocene.

The titanoboa is large and hungry and decides to attack. The knight decides this would make a legendary trophy, and brazenly attacks. Who wins?

In all rounds the knight has a backup dagger*

Round 1: The knight is armed with a hunting bow

Round 2: The knight is armed with an arming sword and shield

Round 3: The knight is armed with a boar spear

Round 4: The knight is mounted and armed with a lance and backup sword

Can an armoured and armed man defeat a 1500kg monster from the distant past?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Challenge The 9 mercenaries of tf2 with their stock loadouts replace gordon freeman in the train at the beginning of half-life 2 can they bring down the combine

19 Upvotes

Round 1: Things go off the rail and we do not follow the plot of HL2 exactly given that noone including the resistance is going to have any clue who the mercs are and 9 heavily armed dudes exiting a train is probably gonna cause civil protection to start shooting.

Round 2: Every resistance member and citizens perceives the engineer as gordon freeman and the other 8 are invisible to them, the combine however perceive them correctly leading to a scenario that roughly follows the plot of HL2


r/whowouldwin • • 20h ago

Challenge Who is the weakest character that can solo their own verse?

88 Upvotes

Usually if a character is able to defeat everyone in their series at once, they’re really powerful.

Rules:

Any character from any series, except for those who are omnipotent, omniscient or omnipresent.

The character attempting to solo is determined to defeat everyone in their series, while the other character get no preparation beforehand.

Every character involved is in their prime (or their strongest standard form).

Who is the weakest character that can effectively defeat every other character in their series?


r/whowouldwin • • 6h ago

Battle Tim Robinson vs Nathan Fielder

5 Upvotes

Fist fight to surrender or incapacitation. Takes place in a boxing ring. Both are 'incharacter' as the real people, they want to win the fight but will avoid killing or maiming the other. Otherwise no rules. Let's sat it's a billion dollar charity pay per view fight or whatever.

Bonus Round: Both comedians engage in pre fight trash talk, who talks better smack?


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle Mandalorian Vs Starlord

2 Upvotes

Full arsenal, all the way up to there most recent film media


r/whowouldwin • • 7h ago

Challenge Better Cold war era tank? M60 Patton or the t-62?

4 Upvotes

Curious to hear your opinions since I'm not really familiar with Cold war era tanks at all the only tank I can think of right now is the Abrams tank.

From what I've looked up apparently these two tanks are rivals or something during the cold war so which tank is better in your opinion?


r/whowouldwin • • 4m left

Challenge Darth Vader vs Magneto, no prep, abandoned Imperial Star Destroyer

• Upvotes

Both start at opposite ends of the ship with basic knowledge of each other. Vader has his lightsaber and the Force. Magneto has his powers and whatever metal is on the ship, which is a lot. Win by death or incapacitation. I think Magneto takes it but Vader's telekinesis might counter the metal control in ways people overlook.


r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Buddy (Buddy 2026) vs Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends)

4 Upvotes

One of Barneys bestest friends has gone missing! Is he playing Hide and Seek?

Silly friend! He's hiding in the TV! And whats this? That doesn't look like one of Barneys dino friends...Buddy? He's no Buddy of ours!

If one of Barneys kids got taken to the Buddy realm, could Barney save them and defeat Buddy?

For Barney all TV episodes and the movies are canon.


r/whowouldwin • • 4h ago

Battle Pepsi Man VS Coca-Cola Polar Bear

2 Upvotes

I was having this debate with my friends and we thought about this.

We have Pepsi Man, someone who is maid of some sort of metal

And a big ass Polar Bear

They are both soda drink mascots, but which one is more Superior and powerful to the other. That's why I am reaching out towards you all


r/whowouldwin • • 1h ago

Battle Claude ( GTA 3 ), Tommy Vercetti ( GTA: Vice City ) and CJ ( GTA: San Andreas ) VS Michael, Franklin and Trevor ( GTA 5 )

• Upvotes

3 V 3, the 3 protagonists of the 3D trilogy of GTA games team up against the 3 protagonists of GTA 5, which side wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Magneto VS Silver the Hedgehog | Marvel Comics VS Sonic the Hedgehog. 2 Rounds. Who Wins Each Round? What Diff?

7 Upvotes

R1 : Mainline 616 Magneto VS Mainline Game Universe Silver (Fight In NYC).

R2 : Fully Composite Magneto VS Fully Composite Silver (Fight In NYC).


r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Spider-Man (Earth-616)

4 Upvotes

Both are in character

Win by any means

Location: Las Vegas

Start 500 feet apart from each other

Round 1: Shinjuku Showdown Arc Yuji

Round 2: Modulo Yuji

Round 3: Bloodlusted Spider-Man with the symbiote vs. 19-fingered Ryomen Sukuna in Megumi's body

Yuji Itadori

Spider-Man


r/whowouldwin • • 7h ago

Battle Deadman Danny (No Upgrades) vs Soldier (All stock)

2 Upvotes

Who wins between a battle of the rocket jumpers?


r/whowouldwin • • 14h ago

Challenge 20 Spartan II are given a mission: assassinate a necron lord with Alzheimer. He is protected by a Phalanx of immortals. Can they manage?

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5 Upvotes

r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Bughuul (Sinister) Vs Chucky (Series and Movies)

2 Upvotes

Chucky meets bughuul and roasts him tells him he's gonna fuck him up. Bughuul is a deity that has the power to possess children like chucky can. Who would win?


r/whowouldwin • • 4h ago

Battle Composite Carrie White (Carrie) vs Über-Deadite Jason (Friday the 13th)

1 Upvotes

Notes:

  • Composite Carrie has the combined stats and powers/abilities of herself from 1976, 2002, 2013 and 2026#Powers_and_Abilities:~:text=To%20be%20added-,Powers%20and%20Abilities,-The%20Shine%3A%20She%27s) + Über-Deadite Jason has the combined stats and powers/abilities of his Deadite and Über selves
  • Carrie's prom took place at Camp Crystal Lake for some reason and she is on her killing spread when Jason attempts to kill her alongside her classmates

Round 1: Carrie vs Jason W/ No Weapons

Round 2: Carrie vs Jason W/ His Iconic Weapon


r/whowouldwin • • 5h ago

Battle Walter White Vs David King (Breaking Bad Vs I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life)

1 Upvotes

David Fucking King hears about the legendary Heisenberg, and decides he wants to try to find out who he is and ruin his life.

David has access to all his resources in the story, Walter has all his season 5 resources


r/whowouldwin • • 14h ago

Challenge A demonic entity has possessed Batman. Can he solo Gotham?

5 Upvotes

A demon possesses Bruce and is running at 100% efficiency and killed the entire bat family. But before he was killed, Alfred blew up the god tier stuff Batman has and leaked that Batman is Bruce Wayne. Can Gotham stop him?

Rules:

  • The combatants are: New Earth Batman vs New Earth Gotham Police and the following Gotham villains and mafias (The Riddler, Black Mask mafia, Joker's gang, Scarecrow's goons, The Penguin's gang, Falcone mafia, the Maroni mafia, Two-Face's gang. Killer Croc, Deadshot, Clayface and Bane are roaming around); if they aren't in the list, let's say Batman killed them already.
  • The demon posessing Batman has zero morality and is operating at 100% efficiency. Aka he knows absolutely everything Bruce does and can do everything Bruce does 100% flawlessly. He can tire and needs to eat, drink or sleep.
  • The mafias, villains and Gotham police know that Batman is gone, they have to kill him.
  • It happens at 3:00 AM.

Round 1: Everyone is in-character.

Round 2: Every single Gotham cop, civilian and villain is bloodlusted and wants Batman gone yesterday, they have 100% coordination.

Round 3: Same as round 2 but Amanda Waller and A.R.G.U.S have joined the party.


r/whowouldwin • • 14h ago

Battle Baki Hanma (Baki) vs Yu, Makunouchi Ippo and Yabuki Joe (The Boxer/Hajime no Ippo/Ashita no Joe)

6 Upvotes

Notes:

  • Respect Threads for Baki, Yu, Ippo and Joe (Side Note - Yu, Ippo and Joe are all at their peaks)
  • Yu, Ippo and Joe have adept knowledge on Baki while Baki has none on them + Everyone is In-Character

Scenarios for Every Round:

  1. 1v3 Street Fight W/ No Rules
  2. 1v3 Boxing Match W/ Boxing Rules

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Round 1: Baki [Grappler Baki] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Round 2: Baki [New Grappler Baki] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Round 3: Baki [Son of Ogre] vs Yu, Ippo and Joe

Final Round(s): Each round again but Yu, Ippo and Joe are fused into a single person, who has their combined stats, skills, experience, etc.


r/whowouldwin • • 9h ago

Battle Aang's team (Avatar: The Last Air Bender) VS Stormriders (Air Gear)

2 Upvotes

Been reading Air Gear and seeing the shit Ikki pulled in his fight with Kazu made me realize the guy was just airbending at this point.

So why not put him and others against benders?

Aang(with only Airbending) vs Ikki Minami (Wing/Storm Road)

Katara vs Vercingetorix (Lather/Bloody Road)

Toph vs Kilik (Stone Road)

Zuko vs Kazuma Mikura (Flame Road)

Bonus round: The Aang squad vs Kogarasumaru+Genesis

Continuity for the Benders from the TLA show, so when they're still kids.

Continuity for Air Gear is from the manga

In-character

Wincon: Death or incap

Location: Eastside

No knowledge

No prep time

Basic equipment.

Who wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 9h ago

Challenge Who’s the most powerful MCU villain that John McClane (Die Hard) beats?

2 Upvotes

Battle in an enclosed location like an NYC skyscraper and he has to go through some henchmen like in his movies

R1: John is at his peak. With access to any weapons and equipment he’s used throughout his movies

R2: Same as above, but he’s taken the Super Soldier Serum


r/whowouldwin • • 7h ago

Battle Who would win? Randy Marsh or the Nokia phone

1 Upvotes

I thinks its a stalemate but idk


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Hypothetical: Tommy Shelby is implicated in a crime, but is cleared by an alibi. Scotland Yard brings in an eccentric Belgian private detective to consult. How would this interaction go down?

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2 Upvotes

r/whowouldwin • • 17h ago

Battle Ultra Gogeta from the manga Kaioken x20 vs Whis

7 Upvotes

From the most recent DBS manga a fusion of ultra ego goku and vegeta into ultra ego gogeta and kaioken x20 on top of that vs Whis


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Comics Cyclops vs Captain America

3 Upvotes

Who wins in a 1v1?

and who is the better leader of their teams? directly leads to victories more