r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Titanoboa vs knight in plate armour

28 Upvotes

A knight in plate armour is hunting alone in the woods, when he discovers a mysterious cave from whence an extant titanoboa emerges from an undiscovered and sheltered ecosystem, unchanged from the titanoboa of the late paleocene.

The titanoboa is large and hungry and decides to attack. The knight decides this would make a legendary trophy, and brazenly attacks. Who wins?

In all rounds the knight has a backup dagger*

Round 1: The knight is armed with a hunting bow

Round 2: The knight is armed with an arming sword and shield

Round 3: The knight is armed with a boar spear

Round 4: The knight is mounted and armed with a lance and backup sword

Can an armoured and armed man defeat a 1500kg monster from the distant past?


r/whowouldwin • • 4h ago

Challenge Darth Vader vs Magneto, no prep, abandoned Imperial Star Destroyer

3 Upvotes

Both start at opposite ends of the ship with basic knowledge of each other. Vader has his lightsaber and the Force. Magneto has his powers and whatever metal is on the ship, which is a lot. Win by death or incapacitation. I think Magneto takes it but Vader's telekinesis might counter the metal control in ways people overlook.


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Battle The Gatewatch (MTG) vs The Technocratic Union (WoD)

2 Upvotes

The idea is which set of wizards is stronger in magical prowess. So the scenario is members of the Gatewatch (assume none have lost their sparks) arrive in the world of darkness in the early 2000s.

The Technocracy attempt to wipe out these foreign wizards who don’t operate the same way.

I don’t know if either side will end up much stronger as I am not very familiar with the World of Darkness, so this easily could be a stomp. If the technocracy is losing assume they escalate to their highest responses, potentially including an alliance of super natural groups such as what happened during the week of nightmares.

Round 1: Gatewatch with its original members

Round 2: Gatewatch with all members at Eldritch moon.

Round 3: Gatewatch at the end of War of the Spark

Round 4: Gatewatch at the attack on New Phyrexia

Round 5: Gatewatch during reality fracture (or at least those fighting Jace)

Bonus round: replace the Gatewatch with Urza and the 9 titans.


r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Mandalorian Vs Starlord

5 Upvotes

Full arsenal, all the way up to there most recent film media


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Challenge King Jahaerys the Conciliator vs RL Historical kings and leaders

2 Upvotes

-King Jahaerys Targaryen

(TRAINING)

-Jahaerys was trained by the master-at-arms of Dragonstone, Ser Elyas Scales who claimed that Jahaerys could’ve beaten Maegor though how much of it was true or just flattery is not known though Jahaerys could have proven to be a formidable foe against Maegor

-Another trainer was a Ser Merrell Bullock, the commander of the garrison stationed in Dragonstone along with his two sons, Ser Alyn and Ser Howard Bullock who are said to be seasoned knights in their own right and sparred against Jahaerys

-And lastly the final tutors of the Jahaerys were the Kingsguard, having members such; Gyles Morrigen, defeated an old member of Maegors Kingsguard. Joffrey Doggett, who led a guerilla warfare campaign against Maegor. Lorence Roxton, Victor the Valianr, and William the Stinger were the winners of the War for the white cloaks. Pate the Woodcock, a skilled spearman and knighted by Doggett. Sour Samgood, fought over 100 battles

(COMBAT FEATS)

-Defeated Borys Baratheon in single combat in quick succession

-Defeated Braxton Beesbury in a trial by combat at the age of 49

(ARMOR AND WEAPONRY)

-Weapon; The Valyrian steel blade Blackfyre

-Shield; A wooden heater shield layered in leather and reinforced with iron

-Armor; A gambeson, chainmail, gorget, breastplate, full arm and leg harness, and a visored bascinet helmet

(THE OPPONENTS)

-Each of the following opponents will be at their physical prime along with being kitted in the best armor and weaponry from their respective cultures and time periods. Also its all gonna be on flat even terrain and only on foot combat;

-Alexander the Great

-King Leonidas

-King Edward the 1st “Longshanks”

-Genghis Khan

-Richard the 1st “The Lionheart”

-Robert the Bruce

-Charlemagne

-Thutmose the 3rd

-Shaka Zulu

-Boleslaw the 1st “The Brave”

-Krishnadevaraya

-King Henry the 5th

Round 1; Jahaerys wields a steel longsword

Round 2; Jahaerys wields Blackfyre


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle Hercule Poirot vs Combo from Last of the Summer Wine

2 Upvotes

Compo has the drop on Poirot. Fighting location: very dark forest in Germany. They have flash lights.


r/whowouldwin • • 0m ago

Battle [Repost] Rick Sanchez (Rick And Morty) Vs. Star Butterfly (Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil)

• Upvotes

(Note: this is a repost of this battle from yesterday because the first time I posted this, it didn't end up going/doing well)

The fight takes place in the kingdom of Mewni at noon, with both combatants standing 10 feet apart from each other.

Rick Sanchez has access to his standard weapons/equipment such as his portal gun, two laser guns, an actual gun, wristwatch, cybernetic augmentations, and computer, and Star Butterfly has access to her royal magic wand, and along with it, her magical abilities, as well as her pair of dimensional scissors. Star doesn't have access to her Mewberty form or the Whispering Spell here, and Rick doesn't have access to his memory eraser either.

Who wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 2m ago

Battle Who would win: 1 elephant vs 100,000,000 ducks

• Upvotes

Rules

The battle takes place in an open savana.

The ducks are swarming in all directions of the elephant

The battle ends when either all 100,000,000 ducks are dead or when the elephant dies

Their is no time limit.

Place your bets


r/whowouldwin • • 6h ago

Battle Claude ( GTA 3 ), Tommy Vercetti ( GTA: Vice City ) and CJ ( GTA: San Andreas ) VS Michael, Franklin and Trevor ( GTA 5 )

4 Upvotes

3 V 3, the 3 protagonists of the 3D trilogy of GTA games team up against the 3 protagonists of GTA 5, which side wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 48m ago

Battle Hulk vs septillion silverback gorillas

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Hulk is not enraged in the start, but each attack increases his anger.

The septillion silverback gorillas are furious, attempting to rip Hulk's eyes off and piss on his grave. They attack in masses from all directions.


r/whowouldwin • • 17h ago

Challenge The 9 mercenaries of tf2 with their stock loadouts replace gordon freeman in the train at the beginning of half-life 2 can they bring down the combine

22 Upvotes

Round 1: Things go off the rail and we do not follow the plot of HL2 exactly given that noone including the resistance is going to have any clue who the mercs are and 9 heavily armed dudes exiting a train is probably gonna cause civil protection to start shooting.

Round 2: Every resistance member and citizens perceives the engineer as gordon freeman and the other 8 are invisible to them, the combine however perceive them correctly leading to a scenario that roughly follows the plot of HL2


r/whowouldwin • • 1d ago

Challenge Who is the weakest character that can solo their own verse?

95 Upvotes

Usually if a character is able to defeat everyone in their series at once, they’re really powerful.

Rules:

Any character from any series, except for those who are omnipotent, omniscient or omnipresent.

The character attempting to solo is determined to defeat everyone in their series, while the other character get no preparation beforehand.

Every character involved is in their prime (or their strongest standard form).

Who is the weakest character that can effectively defeat every other character in their series?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Challenge Better Cold war era tank? M60 Patton or the t-62?

5 Upvotes

Curious to hear your opinions since I'm not really familiar with Cold war era tanks at all the only tank I can think of right now is the Abrams tank.

From what I've looked up apparently these two tanks are rivals or something during the cold war so which tank is better in your opinion?


r/whowouldwin • • 4h ago

Battle The Immortal (Amazon) vs Hulk (MCU)

0 Upvotes

Hulk before Infinity war movie


r/whowouldwin • • 4h ago

Battle Every human on Earth is forced into a 1v1 single-elimination tournament. Who is the last person standing?

0 Upvotes

Imagine every single person on Earth being forced into a massive 1v1 single-elimination tournament. Matchups are completely random, no weapons allowed, just hand-to-hand combat. Everyone is fully healed and rested after each fight, so injuries and fatigue don't carry over.

It would take around 33 rounds to crown the winner.

Who do you think would actually win this? An Spy? An NBA Player? A WWE Fighter? Olympic wrestler, a powerlifter, or just some ridiculously huge guy?

And who would be the first people to get eliminated? Would we see most of the elderly and children gone within the first few rounds? How far could the average person realistically make it?

I also wonder if there's someone out there who's practically guaranteed to win, or if the randomness of the matchups makes it impossible to predict

Who would you put your money on?


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Buddy (Buddy 2026) vs Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends)

5 Upvotes

One of Barneys bestest friends has gone missing! Is he playing Hide and Seek?

Silly friend! He's hiding in the TV! And whats this? That doesn't look like one of Barneys dino friends...Buddy? He's no Buddy of ours!

If one of Barneys kids got taken to the Buddy realm, could Barney save them and defeat Buddy?

For Barney all TV episodes and the movies are canon.


r/whowouldwin • • 11h ago

Battle Tim Robinson vs Nathan Fielder

4 Upvotes

Fist fight to surrender or incapacitation. Takes place in a boxing ring. Both are 'incharacter' as the real people, they want to win the fight but will avoid killing or maiming the other. Otherwise no rules. Let's sat it's a billion dollar charity pay per view fight or whatever.

Bonus Round: Both comedians engage in pre fight trash talk, who talks better smack?


r/whowouldwin • • 9h ago

Battle Pepsi Man VS Coca-Cola Polar Bear

2 Upvotes

I was having this debate with my friends and we thought about this.

We have Pepsi Man, someone who is maid of some sort of metal

And a big ass Polar Bear

They are both soda drink mascots, but which one is more Superior and powerful to the other. That's why I am reaching out towards you all


r/whowouldwin • • 17h ago

Battle Magneto VS Silver the Hedgehog | Marvel Comics VS Sonic the Hedgehog. 2 Rounds. Who Wins Each Round? What Diff?

8 Upvotes

R1 : Mainline 616 Magneto VS Mainline Game Universe Silver (Fight In NYC).

R2 : Fully Composite Magneto VS Fully Composite Silver (Fight In NYC).


r/whowouldwin • • 14h ago

Challenge Who’s the most powerful MCU villain that John McClane (Die Hard) beats?

4 Upvotes

Battle in an enclosed location like an NYC skyscraper and he has to go through some henchmen like in his movies

R1: John is at his peak. With access to any weapons and equipment he’s used throughout his movies

R2: Same as above, but he’s taken the Super Soldier Serum


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Spider-Man (Earth-616)

4 Upvotes

Both are in character

Win by any means

Location: Las Vegas

Start 500 feet apart from each other

Round 1: Shinjuku Showdown Arc Yuji

Round 2: Modulo Yuji

Round 3: Bloodlusted Spider-Man with the symbiote vs. 19-fingered Ryomen Sukuna in Megumi's body

Yuji Itadori

Spider-Man


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Who would win? Randy Marsh or the Nokia phone

2 Upvotes

I thinks its a stalemate but idk


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Deadman Danny (No Upgrades) vs Soldier (All stock)

2 Upvotes

Who wins between a battle of the rocket jumpers?


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle King Bowser (Super Mario) vs Olga Orlova (Parties are for Losers)

2 Upvotes

Fight takes place on a large stable platform above a lava pool

Bowser is unarmed and Olga has a handgun


r/whowouldwin • • 19h ago

Challenge 20 Spartan II are given a mission: assassinate a necron lord with Alzheimer. He is protected by a Phalanx of immortals. Can they manage?

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