r/homeowners • u/Scramschnits • 1h ago
Help me confirm I'm either brilliant, or dumb
Hello Reddit!
I need third-party perspective from anybody who's generally in charge of managing the landscape of their household.
Viewing the attached photos, you can see that my backyard has a pretty sizable slope, and it's located right in the middle of my yard. Our lot is about 0.4 acres, so the backyard is most of our lot. The issue I have is because of this slope in the middle of the yard, it's unusable. To make it even more fun and enjoyable, I have to mow it because there is grass there. Currently I'm using a zero turn, which is a major pain, and it takes me about two hours thirty minutes to manage the property between mowing everything and then weed eating. About an hour of this is managing the steepest part of the hill, which you can see in the photos next to the rock landscape.
Okay, to my point. We now have a general need for a shed so I can create more room in our garage. I want to take all the lawn equipment, the lawnmower, everything that's used to maintain the outside of the house, and put it in this shed. My wife wants me to put the shed in the far corner of the backyard. What I want to do is hire somebody—and I know this is going to be expensive—to dig out the steepest part of that hill, put in a retaining wall to the size of the shed we decide on, and put the shed there. My thought process is that I would be taking unusable space in my backyard and making it useful while also removing the most difficult part of my yard to maintain.
This is not a house we intend to retire in. As such, my wife and I have argued whether or not by doing so it's going to improve the chances of selling the house or reduce the chances of selling the house. All I have to offer is my experience in maintaining a house's landscape for the last ten years of homeownership. Based on my own opinions, I am likely to include the difficulty of maintaining said landscape in my buying decision, so if I saw a yard like this, it would be a major drawback of purchasing the property.
If you would all be so kind to provide me with your opinions, I would greatly appreciate it.
Edit - I could only add one photo, here's a link to show a better perspective.
*Additional context, that "sand pit" you see is for an above ground pool. Our HOA allows us to setup above ground pools while in season, but then requires us to break them down at the end of the season. The plus side of putting a shed in that hill, is that I can also store all my pool equipment there.
- No, I'm not made of money either. I recognize this is something that will be ridiculously expensive, so if the consensus is that my idea is stupid, the congratulations - You all saved me tons of money.