r/adultsnew • • 7h ago

thinking about every one i know that died

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r/adultsnew • • 17h ago

adultsnew is lame

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

in the last 15 years the longest i’ve gone without a death is maybe a year and a half like that’s not normal right like i’m cursed right that’s the only explanation

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r/adultsnew • • 4h ago

ppl take family guy too literally theyll be like “i dont like how quagmire started dating meg during the episode where she turned 18” did u know this is a cartoon and thats more than likely some sort of commentary on the age of consent or whatever use ur fucking brains people

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r/adultsnew • • 5h ago

itlains be like

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

the opener at my job today was like a corpsehusband rip off and one of his lyrics was “dont fuck with me. or its me and your bitch. sitting in a tree. f-u-c-k-i-n-g” 😭😭😭

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

rant over 🩷

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

i told a therapist before and even he didnt even know what to tell me he was just like “thats genuinely awful and im sorry you had to experience that” like bruh okay whatever

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

and then i talk about with people and they all say “i cant imagine how that must feel” bc they literally do not understand what its like. its so strange every day i think of people that i love that i cant ever talk to again and then i just have to be like “welp” and move on. its brutal honestly

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r/adultsnew • • 6h ago

i know people thatve killed themselves, overdosed, drank themselves to death, died of natural causes, died in a car accident, died of cancer, disappeared and then found dead weeks later. ive really seen it all

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r/adultsnew • • 10h ago

Our cat got put down today. It didn't hurt as bad as the last time this happened years ago cause I wasn't nearly as close with her as I was with my other one but I was definitely a lot sadder than I expected myself to be. RIP

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

not to sound like a sad bart simpson edit but I really think I will eventually kill myself

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I'm not actively planning to/not currently a threat to myself or others, yadda yadda

I've felt this way for idk, 10+ years now? A friend of mine took his own life when we were in middle school and my mom made me promise to tell her if I ever felt like doing the same. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd been feeling that way for a while. I have periods where I'm relatively alright, but they never last long and things in my life just keep getting worse and worse with no end in sight. I simply cannot see myself dying of old age.

idk maybe not. I didn't think I'd live til 25 and here I am.


r/adultsnew • • 15h ago

#NowReading the hobbit

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r/adultsnew • • 16h ago

why do white people always got to say rich old white men while being rich themselves

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r/adultsnew • • 19h ago

Bolsonaro fleeing is very funny

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Oh boo hoo. I lost and want to avoid being killed for my crimes.

Stay in exile you big baby.


r/adultsnew • • 20h ago

It's your fucking ticket dude, you did the troubleshooting, YOU reach out to the guy about it. It's not my job to clean up your messes, Im too busy carrying the department on my shoulders while you're gone on your 43rd day of the year!

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r/adultsnew • • 23h ago

7 weeks fuuckk

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r/adultsnew • • 27m ago

imagine your wife tells u "me or Angry Birds" what would u choose

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she will divorce you if you keep playing Angry birds also youre globablly ranked in angry birds


r/adultsnew • • 56m ago

we used to get our periods at the same time 💔

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r/adultsnew • • 1h ago

underneath every arcteryx jacket wearer theres a little rainbow thong in the pants. prove me wrong

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r/adultsnew • • 1h ago

if u want to legally kill someone and be a murderer u have to be in army and get sent to a war zone where u have to fight

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r/adultsnew • • 1h ago

Downed an entire mikes harder in 2 minutes 😳😬

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I’m used to the taste of alcohol now and have a better tolerance at least compared to my friend who couldn’t finish one lol


r/adultsnew • • 2h ago

I find it funny my socks are all getting holes in the heels at the same time

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r/adultsnew • • 3h ago

why don’t I have a boyfriend to go to the movies with and to take out to eat afterwards and to go home with later and

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r/adultsnew • • 5h ago

maybe im the crazy one

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