r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 58m ago
not all those who wander watch where tf theyre going
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r/adultsnew • u/bigdopaminedeficient • 14m ago
starting to realize that smoking weed every single night to numb myself probably isn't good for me and that I should maybe get back on an antidepressant and adderall....
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but hey, better than drinking vodka every day like I was doing last year lmao
r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 44m ago
i dont rlly care about h3productions fuck them both
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 1h ago
I have made the decision not to vote in the United States Midterm Elections this year
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r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 5h ago
i have watched 0 movies this season
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last movie i watched was the new spider-man with ninajirachi
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 5h ago
imagine your wife tells u "me or Angry Birds" what would u choose
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she will divorce you if you keep playing Angry birds also youre globablly ranked in angry birds
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 5h ago
we used to get our periods at the same time 💔
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 5h ago
underneath every arcteryx jacket wearer theres a little rainbow thong in the pants. prove me wrong
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 5h ago
if u want to legally kill someone and be a murderer u have to be in army and get sent to a war zone where u have to fight
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r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 6h ago
Downed an entire mikes harder in 2 minutes 😳😬
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I’m used to the taste of alcohol now and have a better tolerance at least compared to my friend who couldn’t finish one lol
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 7h ago
I find it funny my socks are all getting holes in the heels at the same time
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 9h ago
ppl take family guy too literally theyll be like “i dont like how quagmire started dating meg during the episode where she turned 18” did u know this is a cartoon and thats more than likely some sort of commentary on the age of consent or whatever use ur fucking brains people
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 8h ago
why don’t I have a boyfriend to go to the movies with and to take out to eat afterwards and to go home with later and
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 6h ago
when greys anatomy made a dr who was born rich say to another dr ur a rich old white man
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 11h ago
in the last 15 years the longest i’ve gone without a death is maybe a year and a half like that’s not normal right like i’m cursed right that’s the only explanation
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 10h ago
the opener at my job today was like a corpsehusband rip off and one of his lyrics was “dont fuck with me. or its me and your bitch. sitting in a tree. f-u-c-k-i-n-g” 😭😭😭
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 9h ago
i think crazy people talk to me all the time bc i look like western depictions of jesus
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 9h ago
tomorrow there will be a headline that says the pope told everyone to call him the poop
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