r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 1m left
if u want to legally kill someone and be a murderer u have to be in army and get sent to a war zone where u have to fight
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • Jul 17 '25
Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions
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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball
Q: Does Everyone Hate Me
A: No
Q: Should I kill myself
A: No
Q: Am I a waste of space
A: No
Q: Is life worth Living
A: Yes
Q: Am I Ugly
A: No
Q: when is the next sub crush thread
A: never o'clock
Q: Am I gay
A: Probably
Q: What is this sub
A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • Oct 20 '25
the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open
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DM me your username to be whitelisted
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 48m ago
Downed an entire mikes harder in 2 minutes 😳😬
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I’m used to the taste of alcohol now and have a better tolerance at least compared to my friend who couldn’t finish one lol
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 1h ago
I find it funny my socks are all getting holes in the heels at the same time
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r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 12m left
we used to get our periods at the same time 💔
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 4m left
underneath every arcteryx jacket wearer theres a little rainbow thong in the pants. prove me wrong
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 2h ago
why don’t I have a boyfriend to go to the movies with and to take out to eat afterwards and to go home with later and
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 9m ago
just got out here and saw a woman call the cops on a guy almost driving her and her dog german people definitely dont joke about laws
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they also sue eachother like crazy
r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 40m ago
when greys anatomy made a dr who was born rich say to another dr ur a rich old white man
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
in the last 15 years the longest i’ve gone without a death is maybe a year and a half like that’s not normal right like i’m cursed right that’s the only explanation
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
the opener at my job today was like a corpsehusband rip off and one of his lyrics was “dont fuck with me. or its me and your bitch. sitting in a tree. f-u-c-k-i-n-g” 😭😭😭
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 3h ago
ppl take family guy too literally theyll be like “i dont like how quagmire started dating meg during the episode where she turned 18” did u know this is a cartoon and thats more than likely some sort of commentary on the age of consent or whatever use ur fucking brains people
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
tomorrow there will be a headline that says the pope told everyone to call him the poop
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
i told a therapist before and even he didnt even know what to tell me he was just like “thats genuinely awful and im sorry you had to experience that” like bruh okay whatever
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
and then i talk about with people and they all say “i cant imagine how that must feel” bc they literally do not understand what its like. its so strange every day i think of people that i love that i cant ever talk to again and then i just have to be like “welp” and move on. its brutal honestly
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
i know people thatve killed themselves, overdosed, drank themselves to death, died of natural causes, died in a car accident, died of cancer, disappeared and then found dead weeks later. ive really seen it all
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
and after he performed that song he told the crowd how he was a victim of bullying 😭
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