r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 1h ago
i have watched 0 movies this season
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last movie i watched was the new spider-man with ninajirachi
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 1h ago
imagine your wife tells u "me or Angry Birds" what would u choose
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she will divorce you if you keep playing Angry birds also youre globablly ranked in angry birds
r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 1h ago
when a non luxembourgish speaker reads 'Dat ass' 😳🤬
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r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 1h ago
we used to get our periods at the same time 💔
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 1h ago
underneath every arcteryx jacket wearer theres a little rainbow thong in the pants. prove me wrong
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 1h ago
if u want to legally kill someone and be a murderer u have to be in army and get sent to a war zone where u have to fight
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 2h ago
just got out here and saw a woman call the cops on a guy almost driving her and her dog german people definitely dont joke about laws
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they also sue eachother like crazy
r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 2h ago
when greys anatomy made a dr who was born rich say to another dr ur a rich old white man
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r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 2h ago
Downed an entire mikes harder in 2 minutes 😳😬
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I’m used to the taste of alcohol now and have a better tolerance at least compared to my friend who couldn’t finish one lol
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 3h ago
I find it funny my socks are all getting holes in the heels at the same time
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 4h ago
why don’t I have a boyfriend to go to the movies with and to take out to eat afterwards and to go home with later and
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
ppl take family guy too literally theyll be like “i dont like how quagmire started dating meg during the episode where she turned 18” did u know this is a cartoon and thats more than likely some sort of commentary on the age of consent or whatever use ur fucking brains people
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
guy that’s terrified of waking up as a beetle reading metamorphosis
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 6h ago
i think crazy people talk to me all the time bc i look like western depictions of jesus
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 6h ago
tomorrow there will be a headline that says the pope told everyone to call him the poop
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 6h ago
i like when bands try to make me do something impossible and then are still thankful when i cant figure it out but they saw me trying really hard thats so kind of them
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 6h ago
and after he performed that song he told the crowd how he was a victim of bullying 😭
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 6h ago
the opener at my job today was like a corpsehusband rip off and one of his lyrics was “dont fuck with me. or its me and your bitch. sitting in a tree. f-u-c-k-i-n-g” 😭😭😭
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