I’m about to have
Sex with this guy and I did.
Stopped him halfway, and I wasn’t into it. I kept my eyes closed for a reason. I told him I’m into girls. And apparently he knew it.

What if we just blinked into existence right now with all of our memories implanted in us.

You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

What if the Mandela effect was a side effect of that.

Is it Fruit Loops or Froot Loops?

Idk man I'm so high

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Gotta wash my hair. Gotta wash my hair. Gotta wash my hair. Do it - just go wash your hair and stip dicking around on reddit!

edit: I did it :)

In elementary school I was taught that the first Thanksgiving was with the native Americans and the pilgrims and it was peaceful. I was also taught that everybody got along and told each other things. Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the native Americans massacred by the Brits? By hand and disease?

Name a more classic snack than midnight rotisserie chicken.

Okay this is to the stoner gals, I have a theory and I wanna know what you think lmao

I’ve been thinking about whether smoking weed since I was 15 (26 now) has actually influenced the way I think about the world. I feel like it sometimes helps me make connections between things that I wouldn’t normally think about, but I also wonder if it’s affected my memory and my ability to actually recall and explain those connections to people.

Lately I’ve been smoking a bit less, and I feel like I’m finally putting things together that I didn’t even realise were connected before. Maybe it’s not that weed unlocked some secret level of consciousness in me, but that smoking less is helping me remember things, organise my thoughts and actually articulate what I’ve been noticing my whole life.

I’ve also noticed that a lot of the girls I talk to who think about feminism, society and questioning the way things are also smoke weed, and I’m curious if there’s any connection there. Maybe we’re just more likely to question certain social norms, or maybe we use weed as a way to sit with our thoughts and have conversations we wouldn’t normally have.

Obviously I’m not saying weed makes us more enlightened than people who don’t smoke btw but I’m genuinely curious whether it changes how we think, whether smoking less can help us think more clearly, and whether anyone else has noticed something similar in themselves.

Alice In Chains Unplugged is amazing. 🫨

Love this movie

My mom grew up in El Cerrito and sometimes we flew out there for Christmas. It was so exciting when we’d go drive to see Mr. Shadi’s holiday display where he recreated Bethlehem, particularly lit up at night. It was such a magical experience.

You know you can take a picture of your teeth and upload to Ai if you’re concerned about your tooth health for any reason, and it will tell you what’s up with your teeth and whether you need to go to the dentist. l’m probably going to avoid the dermatologist too by uploading pics instead of going through all that rigamarole of seeing someone.

It’s the things you can’t take a picture of that you need appointments for.

Anyway, I just uploaded a picture of my prostate. Stay tuned.