r/StonerThoughts • • 2h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Why does my cat bite the bridge of my nose?

2 Upvotes

I mean, it's not long after 04:20am... and the cat's happy and purring away as she sleeps with the spouse (and I retreat from the lavatory, through said bedroom, after said time).

All is well with many purrs and feline grooming maneuvers. But, even after the obligatory pore cleansing (aka "licking") on the forehead and similar "loving" maneuvers, said Tortoieshell "kitten" (just weeks older than 1 year) bites the bridge of my nose.

I am asking the wisom of this subreddit... why? I realize I may be in the wrong subreddit, but... look at the time!


r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Have you ever felt like weed helped you make connections, but smoking less helped you actually understand and remember them?

8 Upvotes

Okay this is to the stoner gals, I have a theory and I wanna know what you think lmao

I’ve been thinking about whether smoking weed since I was 15 (26 now) has actually influenced the way I think about the world. I feel like it sometimes helps me make connections between things that I wouldn’t normally think about, but I also wonder if it’s affected my memory and my ability to actually recall and explain those connections to people.

Lately I’ve been smoking a bit less, and I feel like I’m finally putting things together that I didn’t even realise were connected before. Maybe it’s not that weed unlocked some secret level of consciousness in me, but that smoking less is helping me remember things, organise my thoughts and actually articulate what I’ve been noticing my whole life.

I’ve also noticed that a lot of the girls I talk to who think about feminism, society and questioning the way things are also smoke weed, and I’m curious if there’s any connection there. Maybe we’re just more likely to question certain social norms, or maybe we use weed as a way to sit with our thoughts and have conversations we wouldn’t normally have.

Obviously I’m not saying weed makes us more enlightened than people who don’t smoke btw but I’m genuinely curious whether it changes how we think, whether smoking less can help us think more clearly, and whether anyone else has noticed something similar in themselves.


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Stoned Gotta wash my hair.

20 Upvotes

Gotta wash my hair. Gotta wash my hair. Gotta wash my hair. Do it - just go wash your hair and stip dicking around on reddit!

edit: I did it :)


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Fried Broooo I thought about a song while I was playing random shuffle on a hundreds of songs Playlist and it came on next 😲😲

13 Upvotes

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r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Just Getting Started These edibles ain't shit

12 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Blitzed Who else was taught in school that the first Thanksgiving was a peaceful event?

14 Upvotes

In elementary school I was taught that the first Thanksgiving was with the native Americans and the pilgrims and it was peaceful. I was also taught that everybody got along and told each other things. Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the native Americans massacred by the Brits? By hand and disease?


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Stoned Listening to some MTV Unplugged albums with my homie tonight.

2 Upvotes

Alice In Chains Unplugged is amazing. 🫨


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Avoid the doctor unless…

0 Upvotes

You know you can take a picture of your teeth and upload to Ai if you’re concerned about your tooth health for any reason, and it will tell you what’s up with your teeth and whether you need to go to the dentist. l’m probably going to avoid the dermatologist too by uploading pics instead of going through all that rigamarole of seeing someone.

It’s the things you can’t take a picture of that you need appointments for.

Anyway, I just uploaded a picture of my prostate. Stay tuned.


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Mr. Shadi’s Holiday Display

1 Upvotes

My mom grew up in El Cerrito and sometimes we flew out there for Christmas. It was so exciting when we’d go drive to see Mr. Shadi’s holiday display where he recreated Bethlehem, particularly lit up at night. It was such a magical experience.


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Fried I just mainlined some midnight rotisserie chicken and a whole jar of castelvetrano olives

6 Upvotes

Name a more classic snack than midnight rotisserie chicken.


r/StonerThoughts • • 13h ago

Fried How do we know yesterday actually happened?

16 Upvotes

What if we just blinked into existence right now with all of our memories implanted in us.

You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

What if the Mandela effect was a side effect of that.

Is it Fruit Loops or Froot Loops?

Idk man I'm so high


r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Feel good 🌴 I’m secretly a lesbian

30 Upvotes

I’m about to have
Sex with this guy and I did.
Stopped him halfway, and I wasn’t into it. I kept my eyes closed for a reason. I told him I’m into girls. And apparently he knew it.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Stoned ask me questions

11 Upvotes

i’m getting high tonight and i love answering questions but i lowkey don’t have many friends to talk to. so ask me crazy questions or just random ones idc. say something tell me a secret, etc.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Question Dreams and THC

20 Upvotes

When you smoke regularly, what are your dreams like? Feel free to go into additional detail below the poll.

Disclaimer: I understand that the “norm” around THC consumption and sleep is that it messes with REM, and therefore you tend to not experience dreaming. Personally, i smoke every day and I have very vivid, very realistic dreams that tend to reflect what’s going on in my every day life, past places and situations that shaped who I am as a person, and people from all parts of my life.

348 votes, 3d left
No dream
Realistic dreams
Crazy dreams
I know I dream but I can’t remember them
Other: explain below

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Completely Sober T-break is over! About to have my celebratory first puff of the J 😁

9 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 What if boondoggles were bamboozled?

6 Upvotes

Like all our stuff was canceled. No adventures. No skipping. I like to look at this world as a positive place. I love dogs and cats. Aren't they cool? Like the cool side of a pillow.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Iron man could also be called Fe-male

91 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed If I had a girlfriend..

0 Upvotes

If I had a girlfriend I would call her ass THE FLESHMASS and ask to bio-integrate with it, while I tent my fingers and laugh manically.

ohhh yeah check out that all encompassing fleshmass I'd interface with that on a biological human level, and perhaps form a new religion where we worship it as a deity.

LET US MERGE TANGIBILITIES AND BECOME ONEEEE ABSORB MEEEE ABSORB ME INTO THINE SACRED ANUS


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support I just found out my estranged mom has c*ncer

9 Upvotes

I've been estranged from my bio family (immediate and almost all of my extended) for well over 18 months. We all live all over the globe. The reason for the disconnect is complicated. But I emailed my mom on Friday and she responded this morning to let me know among other things that she has some form of blood cancer. According to her it's chronic and she gets blood work once a month and she takes a daily oral chemo pill. So naturally my brain has been all over the place and I've been smoking myself into Oblivion. I can explain more when my brain isn't currently playing Calliope music.


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Carrot cake is probably the most popular vegetable cake

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Question If an owl sang the song “U and Dat” would the lyrics be “You and dat hooty”?

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Just Getting Started Having a VP shunt adjusted is so weird. They’re like, “Okay, since you asked we’re going to change the pressure in your head with a fucking magnet, now.”

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Blitzed Music is just so fucking beautiful

12 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Stoned Vacation time!

2 Upvotes

Looking forward to stay cation!

Reasonably buzzed and reading literotica on the front porch.