r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Feel good 🌴 I’m secretly a lesbian

26 Upvotes

I’m about to have
Sex with this guy and I did.
Stopped him halfway, and I wasn’t into it. I kept my eyes closed for a reason. I told him I’m into girls. And apparently he knew it.


r/StonerThoughts • • 5h ago

Fried How do we know yesterday actually happened?

14 Upvotes

What if we just blinked into existence right now with all of our memories implanted in us.

You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

What if the Mandela effect was a side effect of that.

Is it Fruit Loops or Froot Loops?

Idk man I'm so high


r/StonerThoughts • • 23m ago

Fried Broooo I thought about a song while I was playing random shuffle on a hundreds of songs Playlist and it came on next 😲😲

• Upvotes

A


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

Fried I just mainlined some midnight rotisserie chicken and a whole jar of castelvetrano olives

6 Upvotes

Name a more classic snack than midnight rotisserie chicken.


r/StonerThoughts • • 33m ago

Just Getting Started These edibles ain't shit

• Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 58m ago

Blitzed Who else was taught in school that the first Thanksgiving was a peaceful event?

• Upvotes

In elementary school I was taught that the first Thanksgiving was with the native Americans and the pilgrims and it was peaceful. I was also taught that everybody got along and told each other things. Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the native Americans massacred by the Brits? By hand and disease?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

Stoned Listening to some MTV Unplugged albums with my homie tonight.

• Upvotes

Alice In Chains Unplugged is amazing. 🫨


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Euphoria feels like a modern day remake of Saturday Night Fever

• Upvotes

Love this movie


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Mr. Shadi’s Holiday Display

• Upvotes

My mom grew up in El Cerrito and sometimes we flew out there for Christmas. It was so exciting when we’d go drive to see Mr. Shadi’s holiday display where he recreated Bethlehem, particularly lit up at night. It was such a magical experience.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Avoid the doctor unless…

• Upvotes

You know you can take a picture of your teeth and upload to Ai if you’re concerned about your tooth health for any reason, and it will tell you what’s up with your teeth and whether you need to go to the dentist. l’m probably going to avoid the dermatologist too by uploading pics instead of going through all that rigamarole of seeing someone.

It’s the things you can’t take a picture of that you need appointments for.

Anyway, I just uploaded a picture of my prostate. Stay tuned.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Iron man could also be called Fe-male

92 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Question Dreams and THC

19 Upvotes

When you smoke regularly, what are your dreams like? Feel free to go into additional detail below the poll.

Disclaimer: I understand that the “norm” around THC consumption and sleep is that it messes with REM, and therefore you tend to not experience dreaming. Personally, i smoke every day and I have very vivid, very realistic dreams that tend to reflect what’s going on in my every day life, past places and situations that shaped who I am as a person, and people from all parts of my life.

344 votes, 3d left
No dream
Realistic dreams
Crazy dreams
I know I dream but I can’t remember them
Other: explain below

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Stoned ask me questions

12 Upvotes

i’m getting high tonight and i love answering questions but i lowkey don’t have many friends to talk to. so ask me crazy questions or just random ones idc. say something tell me a secret, etc.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Completely Sober T-break is over! About to have my celebratory first puff of the J 😁

9 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 What if boondoggles were bamboozled?

6 Upvotes

Like all our stuff was canceled. No adventures. No skipping. I like to look at this world as a positive place. I love dogs and cats. Aren't they cool? Like the cool side of a pillow.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support I just found out my estranged mom has c*ncer

9 Upvotes

I've been estranged from my bio family (immediate and almost all of my extended) for well over 18 months. We all live all over the globe. The reason for the disconnect is complicated. But I emailed my mom on Friday and she responded this morning to let me know among other things that she has some form of blood cancer. According to her it's chronic and she gets blood work once a month and she takes a daily oral chemo pill. So naturally my brain has been all over the place and I've been smoking myself into Oblivion. I can explain more when my brain isn't currently playing Calliope music.


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Carrot cake is probably the most popular vegetable cake

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Blitzed Music is just so fucking beautiful

10 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed If I had a girlfriend..

0 Upvotes

If I had a girlfriend I would call her ass THE FLESHMASS and ask to bio-integrate with it, while I tent my fingers and laugh manically.

ohhh yeah check out that all encompassing fleshmass I'd interface with that on a biological human level, and perhaps form a new religion where we worship it as a deity.

LET US MERGE TANGIBILITIES AND BECOME ONEEEE ABSORB MEEEE ABSORB ME INTO THINE SACRED ANUS


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Question Do geese know how stupid they sound?

21 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Question If an owl sang the song “U and Dat” would the lyrics be “You and dat hooty”?

3 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Stoned Vacation time!

3 Upvotes

Looking forward to stay cation!

Reasonably buzzed and reading literotica on the front porch.


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Just Getting Started Having a VP shunt adjusted is so weird. They’re like, “Okay, since you asked we’re going to change the pressure in your head with a fucking magnet, now.”

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 3d ago

Stoned Smoking in the cold, to the warmth of inside

11 Upvotes

Lately, I’ve been thinking of mundane reasons why I enjoy smoking and have for years now. Just now, I was enjoying a joint outside under this freezing full moon. The joint scratched and warmed my lungs. But the best part of this high was coming inside to the warmth of my apartment. That feeling alone is euphoric