I suspect this one will elicit much eye rolling, so be it.
I'm not a daily pickup truck driver, most days I drive a small car, but I do have a truck after years of not having one and for a long time I've appreciated how now having one enables me to haul bulky items I couldn't in the past.
However, anymore I'm to the point of thinking I should've gotten a van instead, because good grief are those things picky about requiring you to spend ridiculous amounts of time strapping the items in else they'll fly off at any speed over 3 mph. For me, I actually find myself saying "I didn't TELL you to do that, who TOLD you to do that," and I'm being absolutely serious.
I don't mind doing a quick 1-2 straps here and there, but for certain items I swear you'll spend 3-4 minutes putting it in the bed of the truck and 34 dozen HOURS strapping it in. That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take so long.
If this is why some company vehicles are vans, I can see why. Once you put the item in, you shut the door and THAT'S IT. I've got better things to do with my life than spending seemingly half the day strapping in something I spent 4 minutes loading. Good grief, stop flying off unless I TELL you to do it. I don't care about the laws of physics, REWRITE the laws of physics, but STOP flying out just because I didn't call in sick for my job and make loading you my very LIFE.
I guess I need to stop watching those old cartoons, they got me believing some goofy stuff.