You too can make below minimum wage

Needless to say, no deal was made.

So, i woke up at 7:40 am today morning and went to piss in the bathroom attached to my parents bedroom (there's only one normal bathroom in my house and it's that one, we're poor rn).

As I walk in, the bathroom smells intensely of cigarettes. My father always smokes in the bathroom while pooping. So I'm like, okay whatever, a bit annoying but sure and I go to the bathroom attached to my room( which is not maintained and looks like animal planet(plaster bagforms, mystery insects that blend into the floor and lizards, + has a broken down toilet with a flush that doesn't work), and i pee near the shower drain and wash it away well.

Later i make myself coffee and after drinking it, I feel the need to poop. So when I go to my parents bedroom, guess who I hear watching a youtube video loudly inside the bathroom? My father... So he went to shit again. Bruh. And even when he comes out, the room will be full of cigarette smell, because he can't supposedly poop without smoking ( my theory, idk if it's the truth). So i have to go to the animal planet bathroom instead because the poop is quite literally almost out of my body.

And how will I flush, may you ask? I will have to fill this one bucket with water and throw the water down the toilet. .. . Let's hope a mystery insects doesn't show up..

I just wanted a chalupa :(

Pulled into Giant Supermarket to get groceries and as I parked car turned off and got stuck in park mode cuz of brake sensor and had an oil leak. Then I was over a hr away from home when it had to get towed. SMH only had it 2 days

Theres other food available, but why is this even put out? University of Minnesota TC, the meal plan is $6k per year and is required your first year. I’m out of state, in-state tuition is about 25k

The same thing is on another piece of clothing, I ordered from the brand as well. Security tags usually should be outside the cloth I feel.

Got home and took my black shirt off, saw all these little black dots on my arms IN MY PORES. Tried to scrub them off with a washcloth, but clearly white wasn’t the move.

I’ve had this shirt for a few years and has been washed many times. I hate throwing clothes in the garbage but what the hell man. Wish literally anything was made to last anymore.

There is no pedestrian gate so I had to hop in my car and go pick it up. Ultimately not a huge deal but like come on. We have a mail room for a reason.

All manner of verbal protests over the years, from the most minor, to me simply overreacting do nothing lol

My friend's account got flagged for advertisement — which did not even happen, Facebook isn't accepting her national ID or passport or facial recognition, we've submitted 3 appeals and every time we are hit with "yes, our bot detected advertisement, gfy." And i can't even get to talk to a human.

Fuck META

Why push the walk button if you're not going to wait for the walk light? It annoys the hell out of me. People push the button and then immediately cross. Now traffic has to sit there long after the person has crossed the road because of the red light. Some bigger intersections can take 2 or more minutes, and then you have to wait for the green to cycle back to you. You think 2 minutes isn't a long time but when you're sitting at a red light it is for-ev-er.

*edit: I should have known this site has no ability to see the humor in anything.

A) Nice typo.

B) The political junk mail is beyond out of control this election season.

C) Is there even a regulation mandating this?!