r/mildlyinfuriating • • Mar 08 '18

This lady watching a beach wedding.

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u/The_Powers Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

TFW you come out of the sea and find a wedding occupying your sun lounger.

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u/Throwawaymister2 Mar 08 '18

beach weddings are such a gamble, sure they can look nice but I'll never forget my friend's beach wedding; they had scouted the site in the winter but come summer time, when the ceremony was scheduled, it was a full blow beach party out there. I'm sitting there, unable to hear a word of the ceremony over the crashing waves and the people yelling (in fact, I didn't know it was over til they kissed), and the whole time there was a pot-bellied man in speedos standing essentially where the woman in the blue bikini is, right behind the bride and groom. People were throwing footballs, frisbees, it was ridiculous. Very poorly planned.

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u/Something_happened Mar 08 '18

She was their something blue

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u/designgoddess Mar 08 '18

A friend of mine is a wedding coordinator. He had a wedding where the aunt of the bride walked behind the alter to take pictures of the couple and then wouldn't move. The minister kept asking her to move back to the pews but she would not stop taking photos. She apparently though of herself as a photographer and found the best angle. I photoshopped her out of a handful of their favorite photos. They hired the photographer to go back and take photos of the empty church apse so I had a good background to work with. This beach shot would be much easier to fix.

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u/PicturElements Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

FFS, OP... She escaped.

I've told her to leave several times but she remains fixed in position.

😡😡😡

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u/Kairatechop Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Should have made her move. Why are people so afraid of confrontation?

Edit: "Should have politely asked if she would move"

Feel better you crybaby's

Edit2: My phone and I suck at spelling

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u/WineberryOverGold Mar 08 '18

It would be the photographers job to get her out of their shot.

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u/OneandonlyCup Mar 08 '18

I'm unsure if the mildly infuriating thing is the attention seeking wedding taking place on the public beach, or the person trying to use the public beach staring at them obviously "attention seeking"...

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u/hc84 Mar 08 '18

The lady in the blue swimsuit is from the future, and is the future-version of the woman getting married. She's traveled back in time to witness her own wedding.

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