Remains to be seen...

You can’t shit on your neighbor’s foot in the middle of the night.

He duct

Prime mates.

One Piece

Looks like a really bad Spell of weather.

i don't think we're gonna work out

We're no longer allowed to play with the chainsaw

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter

I said, "No. They're mine."

But I'm sure it's one you've herbivore.

To air is human

I work a customer facing position in a mine. Nonetheless, it has to be clean, and id prefer funny. I made the mistake of telling a couple nice ones from this sub, and now its expected! Agh! The pressure is awful! I love that people now want a silly dad joke , (which im serious about), but i am not a dad! I dont have them! Can you guys help me? The best ones are simple and short. Like, what three letter word starts with gas? Car! Why dont monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet! That ones a little close to HR, but you get the idea. Seasonal ones are awesome. It makes peoples day a little softer on the intro. Please help me!

So that they can tell witch is which!

He frowned, “Och, hell naw! Ah’m fae Scotland!!”

One has terrible lunchlines.

He had a slipped disc.

I was charged with disturbing the peas.

For Halloween, I want my son to dress
like a locksmith.
But he thinks it would look doorkey.

He always uses plane language.

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Thereisnospacebar.

This isn't even my final form!!!

... you'll be reposessed.

I think they're going through a ruff patch.