NO!

They eat the fingers separately.

A fsh.

Like, not even.

I built a doll’s house out of thin chocolate wafers last night. Amazingly, it is still in mint condition.

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A poultry-geist!

Yesterday the wife said "Don't forget the clocks need to go back tonight." Talk about no warning, I don't even know where the receipts are!

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A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??

An Amoeboo

Bamboo.

Too much poison I.V.

but was reopened as a textile factory producing primarily camouflage fabrics. After a while, that also closed. Then my neighbor Tiffany opened a tea shop which she named "Tiffany's Teas." She's pretty disappointed that everyone in town just calls it Camo Mill Tea.

You join his fang club.

Because everyone knows it's windy!

What did the painter do when he got cold.

He put another coat on.

bu dum dum tshhhhh

It’s sofa filling.

They were ship shape

The Boohamas.

To get some meat on his bones

I can't believe it's not better.

At least it did one thing right.

But it was a fossil arm.

The bill was huge!

Neither did he.