One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter

One Piece

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Thereisnospacebar.

You can’t shit on your neighbor’s foot in the middle of the night.

Remains to be seen...

Looks like a really bad Spell of weather.

I was charged with disturbing the peas.

He had a slipped disc.

i don't think we're gonna work out

Prime mates.

A necktarine!

Withmeplease

To air is human

I think they're going through a ruff patch.

I'm cumin!

After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners."

It was my complimentary nan

We're no longer allowed to play with the chainsaw

He duct

He always uses plane language.

I said, "No. They're mine."

It had an unsteady gate

For Halloween, I want my son to dress
like a locksmith.
But he thinks it would look doorkey.