r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Lucky-Atmosphere-831 • 9h ago

Went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole…

24 Upvotes

He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

3 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Riddle-Maker • 15h ago

My uncle tried to break the world record for largest submarine sandwich, but was crushed when the top half of the bread fell on him.

19 Upvotes

The man died a hero!

2 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/_succk_ • 10h ago

I left a five star review for the funeral home that handled my uncles service. My uncle, who attended in a more limited capacity, has not.

17 Upvotes
3 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/PassionCertain8405 • 14h ago

Suddenly, the archeologist girl started convulsing and doing weird movements inside the ancient temple

6 Upvotes

Nobody told me that the old Tomb Raider games were so difficult to play

0 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Primary-Ask-7987 • 6h ago

Kylian Mbappe has recently apologised for calling Chairman Mao, a 'Chinese dictator'.

3 Upvotes

The French football star clarified he meant to refer to Mao as a 'former Chinese dictator'.

0 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/DeltaCommandFish • 3h ago

My house is haunted

1 Upvotes

My house is haunted. Every time I watch sports, the ghost in the house boos both teams.
He does it just to annoy me. He is so transparent. I can see right through him.

0 comments

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Mean-Sign8513 • 7h ago

Orange is the new Black but not in my apartment building.

0 Upvotes

Kevin is the new black.

1 comment