My house is haunted. Every time I watch sports, the ghost in the house boos both teams.
He does it just to annoy me. He is so transparent. I can see right through him.

Nobody told me that the old Tomb Raider games were so difficult to play

Kevin is the new black.

The man died a hero!

He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

The French football star clarified he meant to refer to Mao as a 'former Chinese dictator'.