r/wallstreetbets • • 12d ago

Meme Tesla has officially lost the plot..

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no words needed

r/wallstreetbets • • 11d ago

Meme Buckle up Fucklehead!

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r/wallstreetbets • • 22d ago

Meme NVDA

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r/wallstreetbets • • 16h ago

Meme Anthropic straight rawdogging their IPO

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r/wallstreetbets • • 6d ago

Meme I dont make the rules

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r/wallstreetbets • • Sep 23 '26

Meme The only way to rescue Nike…

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r/wallstreetbets • • Sep 11 '26

Meme The only way to save US treasuries

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r/wallstreetbets • • 7d ago

Meme Anthropic plans to give each kid in America a portion of its $80B in losses.

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r/wallstreetbets • • Aug 29 '26

Meme 2% in 6 years. Follow for more tips.

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r/wallstreetbets • • 1d ago

Meme CONFIRMED: Anthropic management are regarded

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I open up the S-1 and lo and behold, what do I see? For the first six months of 2026, Anthropic had a modest operating loss of $693 million paired with an absolutely massive book loss of more than $72 billion.

So I ask myself, how can this be?

Why, as always, the simplest explanation is the best. They're one of us. I mean, how the hell do you lose $72b like this in 6 months if you're not on WSB. They probably shorted oil or loaded up on gourd futures, or some stupid shit like that. And you know where they got the idea to do it.

Mods, if you're seeing this, I have a plan to make Anthropic investable. We just need to find their wsb account and ban it.

r/wallstreetbets • • Jun 09 '26

Meme Anyone know where I can keep 60 cows in San Francisco?

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r/wallstreetbets • • 11h ago

Meme Boeing is dropping so fast it transcended this post lmao

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Boing (The)

r/wallstreetbets • • 12d ago

Meme “The name’s Bond. Junk Bond.”

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r/wallstreetbets • • Aug 31 '26

Meme Thai prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in town after 200 days at sea

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Pattaya will be a total fuckfest.

$HIMS 27.5P 10/16 - these guys will single handedly tank the bluepill market this week

r/wallstreetbets • • May 31 '26

Meme I only took Business Economics on level D, but I can see the problem.

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r/wallstreetbets • • 7d ago

Meme Where my Netflix Bagholders at?

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r/wallstreetbets • • Aug 09 '26

Meme We are now in a kangaroo market

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r/wallstreetbets • • 12d ago

Meme It's over. Done with. Terminated. Donezo.

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r/wallstreetbets • • Jun 27 '26

Meme For all you degens

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r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 10 '26

Meme Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker

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r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 11 '26

Meme Anyone know how I can cancel this? I dont want it

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r/wallstreetbets • • Sep 16 '26

Meme No way out

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r/wallstreetbets • • Mar 05 '26

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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r/wallstreetbets • • 2d ago

Meme Sound advice

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r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 30 '26

Meme Sir, job applications at JP Morgan are up 686,000% this morning

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