r/texts • • 17h ago

Phone message Man just let me live 😭

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7.3k Upvotes

r/texts • • 14h ago

Phone message "Closure offer"

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1.8k Upvotes

r/texts • • 22h ago

Phone message Common occurrence as a daughter in law

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1.1k Upvotes

UPDATE: My daughter finally pooped. Case closed.

For context, my toddler had a temperature over the weekend which has gone away, so I suspected that may not have a regular bowel movement. She is not showing any signs of distress.

I have taken countless days of time off from work when I needed to be with my daughter. This is not the first time she has genuinely expected me to drop work same day. She is not even my daughter’s caregiver during the day; she is sending these messages from work herself. She questions most of our decisions in this format.

Me and my partner largely choose to ignore her.

Context on me: I’m 8 months pregnant, still working to pay for my bachelors degree.

Also, I meant ā€œbuyingā€, not ā€œpeeingā€.


r/texts • • 21h ago

Phone message After my last post complaining about getting ghosted, it's so nice to receive kind communication from a FWB

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886 Upvotes

Not ghosting is so easy and free!


r/texts • • 18h ago

Facebook DMs 4 years, going strong

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648 Upvotes

r/texts • • 17h ago

Phone message Did I just get rejected very gently?

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118 Upvotes

r/texts • • 19h ago

Phone message I got added to a random group text and got to wish a stranger's grandma happy birthday. šŸ˜ŠšŸŽ‰

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107 Upvotes

I have a cheap Walmart Family Mobile phone and apparently have a recycled phone number. I get tons of texts and calls from this person's family members. Today I got to wish his grandma happy birthday.


r/texts • • 11h ago

Phone message hungout twice

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76 Upvotes

had a great time both times, kissed me the second ā€œdateā€ a bunch (at his house) and i thought we had good chemistry. was looking forward to the 3rd as the nerves were fully worn off šŸ™ƒ


r/texts • • 20h ago

Whatsapp That time I accidentally scared my girlfriend

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60 Upvotes

This happened a couple years ago, but still makes me smile. I randomly changed my profile photo to an edited photo of Derrick Todd Lee and the response was more than I expected. Pic 2 is the profile photo I was using at the time.


r/texts • • 22h ago

Phone message friendship is beautiful

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43 Upvotes

i always see posts where people are getting treated bad so here’s one that made me smile :D


r/texts • • 18h ago

Tinder DMs Dating app wilding

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33 Upvotes

Honestly what just happened? AITA? I feel like three hours of texting is a long time to invest in someone I have never met. Also accusing me of dating multiple people I am single not dating anyone I haven’t been on a date in over a week almost two weeks and he seems insecure and stuff idk what do you all think?


r/texts • • 10h ago

Reddit DMs Got DM'ed by a tweaker today...

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I fully expected this guy to be a pedophile and/or chaser but I'm still left shocked.

I also state that I'm 17 in my bio so this guy just fully expected me to be on hard drugs at the ripe age of 17 šŸ’”


r/texts • • 14h ago

Phone message as someone who identifies as lactose, i found this deeply offensive Spoiler

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r/texts • • 5h ago

Whatsapp Who’s right?

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Someone please tell me who’s right in this situation.

Clarifier: We’re both males, in our mid 20’s, both slightly on the spectrum. We’re friends, albeit I wldnt consider him my closest friend.

He does things like this sometimes. I do get a little frustrated sometimes but it won’t stop him so I just sorta put up with it, bc the perks outweigh the negatives at this point in time.

I was simply curious as to whether or not he was correct this time.


r/texts • • 13h ago

Instagram Resident Housekeeper of my apartment accuses my gf

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For context, there was a large event hosted by my Apartment complex with free drinks, a concert, and games/activities. Me and my gf went upstairs to go make some cocktails before the concert, and we ran into a younger lady around our age, we began conversing and introducing ourselves. She revealed that she cleans the guest suites in my apartment building, and also lives here too. It seemed like her and my gf were getting along so they shared instagrams, it’s hard to make friends in the area we live in so we always take those opportunities to meet people our age. Cool. That’s it. We move on and make our drinks using glass stir sticks that were provided BY THE LANDLORD, wash them, and put them back in the cup we found them. We later received this message from said housekeeper….
We went to the landlord about her message, and he ā€œtalked to herā€


r/texts • • 16h ago

Tinder DMs Bro what does she want?

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r/texts • • 1h ago

Discord silly posting

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I’m the person in pink hehe


r/texts • • 12h ago

Phone message Am I tripping or is he not into it

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Context: We were neighbors and fwb for a few years. Reconnected last month but havent met up yet. He got some shrooms for me to which I asked if he would like to partake when I come pick them up. Basically instead of just a quick pick up we do them together and chill. He agreed. Haven't heard from him in 4 days so I text him tonight and this is how it went. Am I reading the vibe wrong or am I right to think hes really not into it. The thumbs up is irritating me the most. It was also about an hour gap when I said "its giving youre not into it"


r/texts • • 1h ago

Phone message I love cryptic messages from my sister

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šŸ˜‚ she’s my only sister and she’s the older one. Gosh I love her. Just a little moment from our day! ą„§|Ėšā€“Ėš|ą„«


r/texts • • 4h ago

Phone message Average conversations with my exā¤ļø

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Guys I didn’t block him cuz of this😭😭😭 this is a random old chat. And I don’t really have an issue with the idea itself, it’s about how disgustingly he chooses to communicate it! We always used to send each other models and what not so it’s not really a self esteem issue/ jealousy issue at all. And I do agree micro cheating is a dumb term/ concept. To me, cheating is cheating weather it’s ā€œmicro or majorā€ā¤ļø


r/texts • • 9h ago

Phone message Bf broke up with me right before our party.

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context me and my bf used to break up a lot we were arguing and both stressed he would break up then change his mind days to a week later every time it felt real it’s been a while and I genuinely thought we made progress everything has been great he told me I was the best girlfriend ever like days ago. Even bought me clothes at the mall. Then we were bickering on the phone he said I’ve been disorganized lately and I agreed but said I didn’t like how harshly he was coming at me he got really upset and just ended it. It’s especially odd because we had planned a Halloween party together for this Friday he was exited about. Now it’s all on me to figure it out. I called my sister upset and she told me to save my tears bc he always does this and I always think it’s ā€œreal this timeā€ call me crazy but I don’t want to break up. Is it possible he just became upset and impulsive and will change his mind before the party? I was really exited to do this with him :(

edit: I understand everyone will say to leave but right now im in crisis mode especially with this party. 30 people are coming and will inevitably know we broke up.I just want to know he will change his mind so im not stressing for no reason and can just get through the weekend.


r/texts • • 21h ago

Phone message I know everybody is just dying for updates šŸ˜‚

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