r/texts • • 17h ago

Phone message Man just let me live 😭

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7.3k Upvotes

r/texts • • 14h ago

Phone message "Closure offer"

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1.9k Upvotes

r/texts • • 18h ago

Facebook DMs 4 years, going strong

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655 Upvotes

r/texts • • 22h ago

Phone message Common occurrence as a daughter in law

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1.1k Upvotes

UPDATE: My daughter finally pooped. Case closed.

For context, my toddler had a temperature over the weekend which has gone away, so I suspected that may not have a regular bowel movement. She is not showing any signs of distress.

I have taken countless days of time off from work when I needed to be with my daughter. This is not the first time she has genuinely expected me to drop work same day. She is not even my daughter’s caregiver during the day; she is sending these messages from work herself. She questions most of our decisions in this format.

Me and my partner largely choose to ignore her.

Context on me: I’m 8 months pregnant, still working to pay for my bachelors degree.

Also, I meant ā€œbuyingā€, not ā€œpeeingā€.


r/texts • • 21h ago

Phone message After my last post complaining about getting ghosted, it's so nice to receive kind communication from a FWB

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888 Upvotes

Not ghosting is so easy and free!


r/texts • • 1d ago

Instagram I think my friend has the pettiest ick

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7.9k Upvotes

There's this girl (18F) in my church. She moved to the city for college so she's been at the church for a bit more than 2 1/2 months. She's super friendly and sweet and made herself well connected in the young adults group really fast. Her and I clicked really well, so we became really close in the past couple months. This is the first time I'm hearing her talk about a guy, so I was not prepared for the level of delusion. Love her though, she's awesome.

Also don't mind the instagram chat background. There's really isnt any context, we were just being silly.


r/texts • • 11h ago

Phone message hungout twice

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74 Upvotes

had a great time both times, kissed me the second ā€œdateā€ a bunch (at his house) and i thought we had good chemistry. was looking forward to the 3rd as the nerves were fully worn off šŸ™ƒ


r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message I guess my transphobic dad might be coming around

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8.5k Upvotes

About 2 years ago when I came out he told me that he would never call me by my new name or think of me as anything other than his son. It tore me apart and our relationship hasn’t been the same since. We talk occasionally but nothing more than a simple ā€œHow’s it goingā€. This is still a far cry from him fully accepting me, but it warmed my heart a little anyways. I wanted to share and hopefully give any other people that have had experiences like a little hope that people change.


r/texts • • 6h ago

Whatsapp Who’s right?

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22 Upvotes

Someone please tell me who’s right in this situation.

Clarifier: We’re both males, in our mid 20’s, both slightly on the spectrum. We’re friends, albeit I wldnt consider him my closest friend.

He does things like this sometimes. I do get a little frustrated sometimes but it won’t stop him so I just sorta put up with it, bc the perks outweigh the negatives at this point in time.

I was simply curious as to whether or not he was correct this time.


r/texts • • 17h ago

Phone message Did I just get rejected very gently?

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118 Upvotes

r/texts • • 10h ago

Reddit DMs Got DM'ed by a tweaker today...

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30 Upvotes

I fully expected this guy to be a pedophile and/or chaser but I'm still left shocked.

I also state that I'm 17 in my bio so this guy just fully expected me to be on hard drugs at the ripe age of 17 šŸ’”


r/texts • • 19h ago

Phone message I got added to a random group text and got to wish a stranger's grandma happy birthday. šŸ˜ŠšŸŽ‰

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106 Upvotes

I have a cheap Walmart Family Mobile phone and apparently have a recycled phone number. I get tons of texts and calls from this person's family members. Today I got to wish his grandma happy birthday.


r/texts • • 1d ago

Tinder DMs Dating Sucks

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3.3k Upvotes

r/texts • • 14h ago

Phone message as someone who identifies as lactose, i found this deeply offensive Spoiler

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23 Upvotes

r/texts • • 20h ago

Whatsapp That time I accidentally scared my girlfriend

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60 Upvotes

This happened a couple years ago, but still makes me smile. I randomly changed my profile photo to an edited photo of Derrick Todd Lee and the response was more than I expected. Pic 2 is the profile photo I was using at the time.


r/texts • • 1d ago

Snapchat I asked my dad what he wanted for Christmas. I buy him black socks every year ā€œand no moreā€ and he gives me $400. My gift last year was a bust. He wants more of the target shirt i bought him bc IT HAS A POCKET

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1.9k Upvotes

EDIT SOMEONE HELPED ME BUT IDK HOW TO POST OR TAG


r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message This is what my wife gets up to when I leave town…

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3.1k Upvotes

This still makes me laugh!


r/texts • • 18h ago

Tinder DMs Dating app wilding

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34 Upvotes

Honestly what just happened? AITA? I feel like three hours of texting is a long time to invest in someone I have never met. Also accusing me of dating multiple people I am single not dating anyone I haven’t been on a date in over a week almost two weeks and he seems insecure and stuff idk what do you all think?


r/texts • • 13h ago

Phone message [ Removed by Reddit ]

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/texts • • 22h ago

Phone message friendship is beautiful

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44 Upvotes

i always see posts where people are getting treated bad so here’s one that made me smile :D


r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message *you're

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361 Upvotes

r/texts • • 1d ago

Whatsapp The final chapter of an abusive nightmare. Getting this off my chest one last time before safely destroying her belongings and moving on with my life.

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222 Upvotes

I posted a piece of this before, and the support helped ground me when I was struggling to process the reality of what happened.

These are some of the most vile, degrading messages sent to me by my ex mocking the death of my brother, wishing violence on my mother, and using relentless psychological abuse to break me down. The sexual comments are talking about my mum. This is something I don't think any understanding how difficult it is to feel okay but I've made progress. Hopefully all my anger and frustration will leave with it and it will be like she never existed

I’m sharing this not to stay stuck in the past, but as a final line in the sand. Tomorrow, every remnant and belonging of hers is being burned. From here on out, my focus is entirely on my own healing, rebuilding my peace, and leaving this poison behind for good


r/texts • • 13h ago

Instagram Resident Housekeeper of my apartment accuses my gf

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For context, there was a large event hosted by my Apartment complex with free drinks, a concert, and games/activities. Me and my gf went upstairs to go make some cocktails before the concert, and we ran into a younger lady around our age, we began conversing and introducing ourselves. She revealed that she cleans the guest suites in my apartment building, and also lives here too. It seemed like her and my gf were getting along so they shared instagrams, it’s hard to make friends in the area we live in so we always take those opportunities to meet people our age. Cool. That’s it. We move on and make our drinks using glass stir sticks that were provided BY THE LANDLORD, wash them, and put them back in the cup we found them. We later received this message from said housekeeper….
We went to the landlord about her message, and he ā€œtalked to herā€


r/texts • • 2d ago

Phone message This is what it feels like to have a guy friendšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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10.4k Upvotes

The title is just a joke, we are cool. He is kidding of course.


r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message well that was an amazing lab report

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291 Upvotes

we had a lab report that we had to turn in today for my physics class. green guy had the procedure section (arguably the easiest) and messed up a bunch of it. he’s a bit of a slacker in the class so i guess we just assumed he had done his part and didn’t want any more to do with it.

me and purple person (red guy couldn’t access the full lab doc because we were using the free version of overleaf, but his section was fine) spent the entirety of sunday formatting it and in the process had to fix the entire procedure. needless to say we were a little annoyed but again figured that green guy was just done with it.

flash forward to today we submitted it in class and green guy read over it before (and did not say anything about the changed parts). tonight he texted that he didnt get any of the texts because it all went to spam.

what gets me is that red guy made the group chat and had green guy’s phone number from a previous lab they’d worked on…just a frustrating experience and i wish i had texted green guy sooner, lmao

edit: "sob" is the word version of the crying emoji and something i text a lot lmao. was not calling him a son of a bitch though i was definitely thinking it