r/shittyaskreddit • u/Effective-Series-749 • 1h ago
What kind of heavy metals should I consume to join a heavy metal band?
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Information about how much should I consume will also be appreciated.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/genwhy • 1h ago
I paid good money to a WHORE & no baby popped out after. Can I get refund for tonight?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 1h ago
TIL Nightmare Before Christmas wasn't claymation. It was puppetry. My entire life has been a lie. What's the most recent lie you've uncovered?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bodhi-y2k • 2h ago
Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to be a dick?
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It's seriously starting to tick me off!! I was standing in line, and suddenly they shoved a dick inside of me! INSIDE OF ME!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14m left
Is one of the features you look for in a lady a full ass of hair?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 56m ago
Where can I find a burning bush? I'm told I'll receive thrills?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 8h ago
Would you buy my anti-shart undies?
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Used once. Good condition given what they went through
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 8h ago
I'm sniffly and snotty and sneezy.
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Is it because I'm undieless and the weather is cooler?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/TheShitLord69 • 10h ago
why does africa complain about no water? they literally border the atlantic ocean!
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 16h ago
I went up to Sandwich Canada, to hunt for the elusive cryptid Saskatchewan, using a sasquatch as bait.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 18h ago
I am not gay. Please do not ask me any questions.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 16h ago
Would you like a freshly baked cinnamon roll?
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I know I would
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago
Congratulations, you made it onto Santa's gay list this year
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Expect some gay Christmas presents this year.