r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Dried dick cheese for sale

3 Upvotes

No weirdos


r/shittyaskreddit • • 26m ago

Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to be a dick?

• Upvotes

It's seriously starting to tick me off!! I was standing in line, and suddenly they shoved a dick inside of me! INSIDE OF ME!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Would you buy my anti-shart undies?

3 Upvotes

Used once. Good condition given what they went through


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Are The Rocky Mountains Rocky?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

I'm sniffly and snotty and sneezy.

5 Upvotes

Is it because I'm undieless and the weather is cooler?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

No tip?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Are you gay or gae?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

What’s your home address?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

What are you playing at?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

why does africa complain about no water? they literally border the atlantic ocean!

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Why are you gay?

8 Upvotes

Explain


r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Will you become unplugged from the system?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

I went up to Sandwich Canada, to hunt for the elusive cryptid Saskatchewan, using a sasquatch as bait.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

I am not gay. Please do not ask me any questions.

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Would you like a freshly baked cinnamon roll?

4 Upvotes

I know I would


r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

Congratulations, you made it onto Santa's gay list this year

17 Upvotes

Expect some gay Christmas presents this year.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Are rocky mountain oysters charcuterie?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Lets Flip This, You Ask Me Something! [Humans only]

2 Upvotes

I will answer any and all questions for the time being! 🔮


r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Death by ham sandwich?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Wooju sine uh petishen?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Can we ever go back to the good ol’ times where men were men and sheep are scared?

5 Upvotes

Like they still do in the Middle East and Eastern Europe?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

Just discovered an underground society of giant cats under my house, what to do?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

Need advice on how to talk my long time straight best friend in letting me suck his cock without being gay?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

So which gigolo would you like to impregnate you this time?

1 Upvotes