"I just had Natalie order some Super Flowers for my current wife," said the President. "Um... Melanie?"

"No one is going to saddle their child with a name like that," said Jan Burpkin, author of "A Whole Lotta Baby Names."

Washington — In a move confounding administration officials and members of Congress, President Trump appointed Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, widely known as “Baghdad Bob”, as the next White House Press Secretary. In a Truth Social post, Trump commented, “Bob is a tremendous professional. When the radical left media tells you the economy is in trouble, or that there are protesters outside, Bob looks them right in the eye and tells them there are no protesters. I love that. That’s the kind of optimism we need. Thank you for your attention to this matter l!”