r/musicals • u/RodentQueen1899 • 12h ago
I fuckin love Heather Chandler Spoiler
Heather Chandler is the greatest character in all of media (backed by science btw) She is the pinnacle of all human creation, the Mayan death calendar wasn't actually predicting our death would be in 2012, they were saying the Heather's musical would come out that year but they were off a couple years. The eleventh commandment was to bow to Heather Chandler probably. Heather Chandler is amazing. Her hair, in every iteration (except that frightfully uncouth remake in 2018.) her outfit probably took every single fashion designer ever to design because it's so gorgeous it makes me froth at the mouth every time I look at it. Her voice (specifically Jessica Keenan Wynn's) is that of an angel wrapped in honey & silk & pure whimsy. I love her so much OH MY GOD I LOVE HEATHER SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER Her songs are the best, Yo girl is amazing just for having her voice. I will now state amazing things that this pillar of the community did before being wrongfully slain. 1. She bullied Duke (God's work) 2. She made Sawyer beautiful (she was a greasy little nobody beforehand btw) 3. She complimented Veronica's bone structure because she's so sweet & kind. 4. She made the scrunchie, corn nuts, & croquet mallet iconic (they were greasy little nothings beforehand btw) 5. She wears red (Red is the best colour because she wore it, so technically she wore the best colour) 6. She sang a whimsical ballad about generously (& charitably) letting Veronica into a candy store (also it's the greatest song to ever exist) 7. Funny chainsaw quote 8. She's really cool I really love her please accept the fact she's awesome. 9. Everything went to shit after she died, notice how everything sucked & Heather McNamara got depressed afterwards which she absolutely wasn't before Heather Chandler died. I love Heather Chandler & I really hope other people realize she's God's gift to queer women even though she's probably homophobic
Fly high Heather Chandler šļø