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(Just joking don't take it seriously)

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All 50 states redrawn in accordance with Utah :)

(Not joking take it seriously)

They could add the entire Arab Peninsula for only a fraction of the cost it would take to fill in the Mediterranean Sea

(Sorry not sorry for the bordergore).

"In late 2026, under the impossibility of defeating the wandering Russians attempting to escape dying in Ukraine by aggressively crossing the Bering Strait and into the United States, president Donald the Big would make a daring treaty (big deal, as it was called in the English of back then), allowing for their settling in the country under their own rules and governed by their own Oligarchs, as long as they brought oil with them. It is believed by many historians that Donald did this because he had valiantly granted himself rule over the easternmost district, ensuring this would not be his problem. Nonetheless, this decision would still have grave consequences not much later down the line...".