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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.
Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • Aug 16 '26
[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]
Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/nPrevail • 12h ago
When DJs use AI to writes a solid "Eugooglie" for their DJ mixer (may it crossfade in peace)
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/TvWatchingASofa • 2d ago
James Hype with an Octadimensional “DJ hit that switch”
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Harry-potter0503 • 1d ago
Aprobar 2026
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/oldharrymarble • 1d ago
Let's Listen to Generic House Out of the House
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Fuck acoustics and subs, let's do it for the VIBE!
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/thereisnoguestlist • 2d ago
How Are People Beat Matching Tracks With Huge BPM differences?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Emergency-Grade6273 • 4d ago
Genuine question is Rekordbox really that superior to Serato???
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Every frat I go to these dudes only use record box with half of them never hearing serato
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/suddenefficiencydrop • 7d ago
DJ Mouse for sale
I don't know what price to ask realistically since it's way out of date. I think someone might find it useful though.
If interested, I can provide photos.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 7d ago
What's the best sequence of genres for this set I'm playing for my friend's bday?
Hey there!
I'm gathering a surprise set for someone's bday in a couple of days; it's a bunch of songs and styles that she likes, so I'll be doing an intergenre set. I'd like your help to decide how the flow should go.
My current thoughts (going up the ramp):
Summer House (keinemusik, and such)
Melodic House/Techno (odler Afterlife stuff)
Tech-house (more on the bassier tech house spectrum like Michael Bibi)
Techno/Hard Trance (Charlotte de Witte and such)
I was thinking about moving Melodic Tech/House to the end for a calming down effect after the Techno and ease out of the set on our favourite Melodic House song, perhaps.
Your help would be much appreciated!
What do you think?
Edit: this is all quoted; please don't assume I would ever willfully play House music, or that I have friends. You people believe anything.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/sniepre • 9d ago
The DJ Aesthetic
I walked in to Guitar Center today to be greeted by this devastatingly handsome fellow and it got me thinking, what are the most critical elements of a DJ's aesthetic? The shaped brows, the paste-on mustache, the heavy leather jacket? Of course sunglasses indoors at night, I'm not new.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/angryray • 12d ago
If you're not using 16 CDJs what are you even doing with your life?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/CalyShadezz • 15d ago
DJ 101
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/IfItMovesKissIt • 14d ago
Custom Vinyl Cube Turntable Record Player
if you’re not playing cubed vinyl (real C DJs), how can you make your set three-dimensional?