r/WordAvalanches • • Sep 25 '18

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240 Upvotes

RULES



  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

  • Finally, make sure to have fun!


r/WordAvalanches • • 55m ago

Fray this gown

• Upvotes

Distress this dress


r/WordAvalanches • • 44m ago

The altos and sopranos showed up to each of their respective lecture halls wearing Aviators, derailing the presentations therein every time.

• Upvotes

Sung lasses' sunglasses-sunk classes


r/WordAvalanches • • 9h ago

True Avalanche Do you choose recreation, or the driver (named after Mr. Babineaux of Breaking Bad fame) for the color-transporting truck sporting the name of House, M.D.'s titular character's actor?

12 Upvotes

Hugh Laurie's hue lorry's Huell, Or Ease?


r/WordAvalanches • • 17h ago

The mushroom from Mario had packed an amphibian in his trailer, meanwhile I was informed that it’s usually toads with toes that do the towing

36 Upvotes

As Toad towed a stowed toad, I’se told toed toads towed.


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche Fat bearded man from North Pole gets scared of many legged insect

54 Upvotes

Centipede Santa peed


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

A beaver magician on wheels decides to go fishing or to row a boat

9 Upvotes

A caster castor on castors casts "Oar or Cast"


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche Satan's food with suspicion of being incredibly contrived setups for homophonic punchlines

17 Upvotes

Were devil lunches word avalanches?


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche Put masala down your shirt in Corolla, NC

5 Upvotes

Currituck curry tuck


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

Pure Avalanche Isabella currently messages a boy named Ling?

4 Upvotes

Izzy is emailing male Ling.


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche College expenses as a talisman are for which of my male progeny in the early afternoon, darling?

33 Upvotes

Tuition to wish on to which son at two-ish, hun?


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche Seduce her in your Sunday best.

60 Upvotes

Entice her in ties, sir. 


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche Stretched Howard is a grass-eating bovine from a northern Malaysian island, yes?

28 Upvotes

Long Howie, Langkawi lawn cow. Oui.


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche The Institute snoops: Car rental company delivered the woman's award-winning perfume. Revolt, Tolkien Fantasy Tree Creature! Notify!

9 Upvotes

Center pries: Enterprise sent her prize scent. Uprise, Ent! Apprise!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche Wounded Chinese soldiers marching from battle deduce from distant movements that they are being pursued

74 Upvotes

Infirm Asians in formation infer motion information


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche The President of China joins my Call of Duty squad and asks if he is lagging

95 Upvotes

You, Jinping? Huge in ping.


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

Do not make enemies with a bit of warless vegetables from the city of the Leaning Tower

4 Upvotes

Appease a piece of Pisa peace peas


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Eric has an epic adventure on the way to his apartment. With an Escort called Merrick

5 Upvotes

Homeric home Eric. Ho Merric


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche A device used for quoting whales

54 Upvotes

Cetacean citation station

(I know it's not perfect, but this is my first attempt)


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche A shallow body of water ejaculated a film of algae to the surface.

12 Upvotes

Ponds cum pond scum.


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche An ancient Peruvian hollers his alliance.

40 Upvotes

Inca hoots “In cahoots!”


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche You’re turned on by a MILF’s exotic tastes.

10 Upvotes

Ooh, mami! Umami?!


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Woman brings charges against the Ayatollah’s parks, which calms a bird sovereign’s rule by secretions

65 Upvotes

Susie Rayne sues Iran’s zoos: arraign soothes a wren suzerain’s oozer reign.


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche A portside woodworker with a healthcare-oriented first name fixes a pier. Another man observes, and admits his own pier is mediocre in comparison.

7 Upvotes

Doc Tarsees doctors E’s dock. Tar sees dock, Tar cedes.