r/Punny • u/Comfterbul-1095 • 1d ago
Organ Grinder: A female clubber dancing
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Wait for it to hit you.
r/Punny • u/Comfterbul-1095 • 1d ago
Going Gray
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[sees thumbnail] 'Why does Ben Affleck
have fewer gray bread hairs than I do?'
"Well obviously he dyes 'em."
'Ohhh, so he's Dyes'em Minnelli?'
r/Punny • u/BeginningFormal4782 • 7d ago
Hello Pune ke dosto...iss sunday repair cafe baner mein aaoo ...aur troubleshooting sikho aur linux sikh0 ...QR code scan karo and register for the event, Jaldo karo limited seats
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r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 19d ago
Diarrhoea is hereditary, because it runs in your jeans
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This is not my number one joke, but it's also not a solid number two.
r/Punny • u/Lazy_Row_9584 • 20d ago
Resolving differences when problems keep multiplying keeps a mathematician in his prime.
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r/Punny • u/Lazy_Row_9584 • 20d ago
Doga - When you Dog refuses to understand what "Down Dog" means
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r/Punny • u/Otherwise-Banana-324 • 21d ago
Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!
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r/Punny • u/Old-Dirt563 • 21d ago
I am the Antichrist... and, frankly, it bores me.
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Though I'd prefer you didn't.
For all relevant information, see Eternal Loop Theory explained.
r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 28d ago
Junior's dad exploded when he discovered him looking for a new flame
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