r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jun 06 '26
Crime I guess people don't feel as bad about robbing a machine.
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Aug 17 '25
Crime Well, if you go out dressed like that and accept invitations to hotel rooms, what do you expect?
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Feb 25 '26
Crime Can't see it happening. Has it ever?
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The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.
r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • May 11 '25
Crime But what about trans people and bathrooms?
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r/Snorkblot • u/rukittenme4 • Aug 23 '25
Crime Tx homeowner shoots 2 men that were dressed as law enforcement. Article links are below 👇
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • 10d ago
Crime Well, If he's found Jesus I guess it's case dismissed.
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Sep 30 '25
Crime Well, they probably broke some law. Or would have done. (Crossposted to megathread.)
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r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • Nov 01 '24
Crime Douche on jet ski intentionally sinks fisherman in kayak. Luckily he was later apprehended and is now facing felony charges to go along with his 35 prior arrests.
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Aug 27 '26
Crime For a High School production of Tale of Two Cities, officer.
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r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • May 21 '25
Crime *Definitely not* taking any notes at all…fucking awesome 🏳️⚧️
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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Aug 11 '26
Crime The public sector is probably the best career choice.
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I looked this up and apparently it has been floating around the internet for about 15 years. I've somehow missed it. Nobody seems to know its provenance. The style looks distinctly American but "organised" uses the British spelling. Either way, more relevant than ever.