I’ve seen this movie dozens of times and did my October rewatch last night. Decided to take notes on lines of dialogue I liked from each character for fun. Definitely want to hear which quotes others like! And please don’t kill me for any misquotes. Enjoy.
Casey
- Popcorn!
- He’s big and he plays football and he’ll kick the shit out of you!
Ghostface (on the phone)
- What’s your favorite scary movie?
- Because I want to know who I’m looking at.
- Can you handle that, blondie?
- I want to play a game.
- Helloooo, Sidney!
Tatum
- “I’ll send you a copy” Bam! Sid! Super Bitch!
- Nice welt, Sweetie.
- Billy and his penis don’t deserve you.
- No, please don't kill me, Mr Ghostface, I want to be in the sequel.
Dewy
- Does mom know?
- What did mom tell ya? When I wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law.
- Where did you learn to punch like that?
- I’m 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
- I'm sorry, I'm on duty.
Gale
- Move your fat tub of lard ass NOW!
- I’ll send you a copy.
- Oh god, Kenny, I'm sorry but get off my fucking windshield!
- It all began with a scream over 911...
Randy
- Theres always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
- There’s a formula. A very simple formula! Everyone’s a suspect!
- There are a set of rules one must abide by in order to successful survive a horror movie.
- Jamie, look behind you!
- I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.
Stu
- Liver alone!
- After you branded him the Candyman, no, his heart’s broken.
- I’ll be right back.
- Surprise, Sidney!
- Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun.
- Cause let’s face it Sidney, your mom was no Sharon Stone.
- I’m feeling a little woozy here!
- Peer pressure. I’m far too sensitive
- You fucking hit me with the phone, dick!
- My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
Billy
- Sidneyyyy! (while being driven away in a cop car)
- You’d rather call me a psychopathic killer than touch me.
- We all go a little mad sometimes
- What’s the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost
- Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
- Say hello to your mother.
Sidney
- You owe my mother!
- Why can’t I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.
- You sick fucks have seen one too many movies.
- Not in my movie.