My husband and I took the Airstream out for the weekend without the kids and found this little monster in the woods. (New Forest, UK).

We brought her in, fed her, gave her a room.

While my husband and I were being "intimate" she crawled from under her door, swatted my husband's testicles and goblin slid back into the guest compartment.

Please roast her appropriately.

Nary a braincell to be found between them