r/RoastMyCat • u/ImprovementDues • 4h ago
r/RoastMyCat • u/MissHissss • 6h ago
It took two cats to figure out how to get Smudge out from under the cabinet
Nary a braincell to be found between them
r/RoastMyCat • u/foxonafrozenlake • 11h ago
Roast her for inappropriate touching.
My husband and I took the Airstream out for the weekend without the kids and found this little monster in the woods. (New Forest, UK).
We brought her in, fed her, gave her a room.
While my husband and I were being "intimate" she crawled from under her door, swatted my husband's testicles and goblin slid back into the guest compartment.
Please roast her appropriately.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass • 20h ago
Roast Gabagool for thinking the Christmas tree is for him
r/RoastMyCat • u/InCatsWeTrustAmem • 1d ago
Roast her for costing us 300$ because she bullied her younger sister and lost.
Had to take Morgana to vet, because she picked on her littler sister Carter, and Carter bit her on the back. Not bad enough for stitches but bad enough an abscess was forming.
Shes all clear and good, abscess drained, antibiotics and pain meds on board. Carter has had her teeth brushed and a new spray bottle has been purchased to brake up future silliness.
r/RoastMyCat • u/poppys-patten • 1d ago
I’m trying to make a baby blanket and she won’t let me. Roast her.
r/RoastMyCat • u/girlqueenpussyboss69 • 1d ago
Roast Sergi for biting me
Sergi is a 3 month old Sphinx. He is a grumpy little guy and feels like a wrinkly ballsack... so that's reason enough to bully him he also bites and hates cuddles.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Typical-Ad-8490 • 1d ago
Roast this nutcase for ripping push pins out of walls
That’s all Roxanne has been doing for the past 3 days
r/RoastMyCat • u/girlwholikesrocks • 2d ago
Cleaned up earlier and stacked up all my blankets and now I can't use any of them 😭
This little princess is named Mabel- please roast her for making me chilly
r/RoastMyCat • u/OG-Giligadi • 2d ago
Roast Banzai for being in love with his imaginary box.
Or roast me for making it in the first place. All i know is, every time we come home from errands, he's in it. He's our oldest, and the only one remotely interested in it.. could there be a connection? Who knows. Try putting one on your floor and see if it gets any love.
r/RoastMyCat • u/scintillayoylite • 2d ago
This kitty is called Silly…
That’s her bed now….
r/RoastMyCat • u/CurrencyAcademic8075 • 2d ago
My boy Mr. Cheese is fat and mean.
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This is Mr. Cheese. He is mad that I only gave him 4 treats instead of 7. Mr. Cheese is on a diet bc he is fat, he is fat bc I always give him 7 treats. What can I say he’s so darn cute, he deserves them. Mr cheese is mean when he doesn’t get enough treats. He tears up my toilet paper and tampons when he doesn’t get enough treats. Roast fatty. :))
r/RoastMyCat • u/RenkenCrossing • 3d ago
Becca is the reason I can’t have nice things.
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Sound up for goblin noises.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass • 3d ago
Roast Gabagool for looking like a doofus in his cardboard mansion
r/RoastMyCat • u/ahava9 • 3d ago
Oliver scratched the vet tech and now is making organizing difficult
I took Oliver for his annual exam yesterday. He wouldn’t let the vet tech take his blood yesterday and tried to take her out. He did get his first Solensia shot for arthritis too. Dude is 18 lbs and needs to loose some weight.
I’m also 38 weeks pregnant and trying to organize baby’s closet before it’s go time. Oliver insists on “assisting” me and keeps trying to chew the plastic wrap on the newborn diapers. 🫠
r/RoastMyCat • u/Fixer_FTP • 3d ago
Got outside and had me worried sick
He got out when my mother went to get the mail. Roast him good!
r/RoastMyCat • u/FoxEatsButter • 3d ago
He used the litter box and it smelled like White Castle. IYKYK. Roast him.
The closest one is over 100 miles away.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Poethegardencrow • 3d ago
Shame him he is too old for this and he ripped my sofa apart!
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Donniesgurl125 • 3d ago
She got out to bully the strays again
As the title says Penny escaped again to bully the other cats we feed in our back yard. She came back yesterday morning with a scratch on her leg. We cleaned it and I'm on a waiting list with her vet. She's still doing normal cr@ckhead kitty things, eating and walking fine. She wears the cone of shame to keep her from picking at the scab. Shame her pls