r/PizzaCrimes • u/Master_Pickle9991 • 8h ago

Malformed Pizza they serve at my 40k tuition university

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I say wtf Cambodia wants to dethrone Brazil

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In case you are wondering, those are unshucked shrimp tails sticking out of the crusts. Toppings includes things like crab stick, Mandarin oranges, hot dogs, limes, corn and pretty much anything else that doesn't belong near a pizza. Brazil better up their game or these Cambodians might one up them.

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/oct8vius • 22h ago

Satire maybe this is too on the nose

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/rinfected • 6h ago

Criminal Tools Crime against pizza, or humanity?!

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.