Lo siento Willson ✌🏻

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play mlbb"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "mythic honor"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak stars"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.

what role do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"

she said "i play angela roam"

and i said "so you don't actually play mlbb"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether angela roam can even maintain a 55% win rate in mythic without a duo

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked mythic honor with angela roam"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let an angela roam player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING match history and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher rank

and honestly that's worth more

There is no recovering for this sht dog 😭

Tell me if i m not stupid... spot the idiocity i m talking abt... (mind u i bought this skin with 76 draws🧑‍🦯)

Like wym 10k HP and 200 def can only last 2 second 🥀

I will go with Lesley especially with this skin.

Got Argus from lucky spin today and decided to practice in classic. Had a terrible kda and then this happened.🥲

Didn’t know mlbb players can be so not toxic

(God is- Kanye West, starts playing)

This SS is from a reel from an account named "cosonelo" made