r/Malawi • • 1h ago

Malawian social platform

• Upvotes

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i have been creating this social platform called "SERAFIM", it basically does what other social platforms can do, with some unique features like draw together, where you can your friend can draw on the same canvas in real time. Its still in ealry development so i was looking for people who are willing to test it and give me feed back

nthawi zina imalemba "app might be harmful" when installing, its not harmful at all its just getting flagged because google play does not recognize it

and iyi si self advertisement, i just want people to test it and provide feedback

download Link in the comment section

if you want a quick conversation, text me my username is "glitch", inside the app


r/Malawi • • 1h ago

My bedroom

4 Upvotes

I dont get it until today ,i feel like most we men we have a certain problem with our bedrooms like for me no matter how i take care of my bedrum n decorate it ..some how hours later it looks ugly bit dirty

Or mybe im the only one with this problem might be ways i can do


r/Malawi • • 2h ago

Ugly girls

0 Upvotes

Guys why is it had to bag ugly girls than the pretty ones .ill jus keep things straight yee so i was drunk this other day n u know was chatting 2/10 girl n u know i was like lemme take a shot might be less a week i shud eject on sum . The bi was trippin like she a 10/10 on a bad day she was like givin some rihana vibes like i dont date guys like she was referring herself datin some top notch niggas that the aint even in her dms

So i kept askin myself y is it hard cause when it come to pretty girls i can tell im a cassanova for dat shi


r/Malawi • • 2h ago

What really delays passport printing

1 Upvotes

I'm yet to understand what really makes it that passport printing should be taking forever, is the printing so sophisticated or its just corruption? How many people want their passport to an extent that they fail to print


r/Malawi • • 2h ago

Puzzled

5 Upvotes

Aah how are y'all managing? Fuel ikusowa, the high cost of living and all that.

I am sort of mutating. Becoming more of a loner. I do stay with family which is a plus hey. Never been much of a religious person as in going kukachonga register kuchalichi every Sunday so yeah don't have much of a social life and all.

Before I would have spurts of going out here and there but that seems slightly harder now.

Help a female out. Olo DM ingathandize.


r/Malawi • • 2h ago

exploitation kuntchito

7 Upvotes

Koma is there any young person that’s employed za bwinobwino with no exploitation ku Malawi kuno? Cause nde almost everyone i talk to, ih🚶🏾‍♀️


r/Malawi • • 3h ago

Germany

2 Upvotes

Who is in Germany here?
Hit me up we should connect


r/Malawi • • 4h ago

Depressed

2 Upvotes

I met the girl i lost my virginity to some years back. She did not even look at me, she just passed me as if I do not exist. I feel cheap, it is like she just used me for sex then dumped me.

Why are people this mean? She was the one always pestering me to go to the rest-house. it's not fair.


r/Malawi • • 5h ago

Urgent help

3 Upvotes

Where can I get a temporary visa proceeded in BT. I have someone coming here in Malawi. They need a temporary Visa processed.


r/Malawi • • 5h ago

personal Scammed

19 Upvotes

😂😂I never thought I would get scammed like this. I won’t say much people might connect the dots because I have spoken about it so much. 😂😂chomwe chikundisekesa is that I stopped contacting the scammer and he keeps checking up on me.💀
😂
Ma scammer amakono😂achikondi


r/Malawi • • 7h ago

personal Alcohol addiction

7 Upvotes

I have been struggling with alcohol addiction, last year i went to see a psychiatrist and i was told i have severe alcohol use disorder and was refered to some well known psychotherapist but i could not afford to go for treatment. I have tried abstaining but i always get back but so far this year i can say i would drink once a month but its usually a bender. While looking for help online i came across a drug called naltrexone. Has anyone come across it in this country and also any general tips on how i can get better


r/Malawi • • 15h ago

Thrift

3 Upvotes

Is there anyone here, who is or has done thrift business koma amaoda Kenya?


r/Malawi • • 16h ago

Books

6 Upvotes

I'm looking for these books, I can't find them on the internet

Mind of a superior Man,

Book of Maart,

Book of the Dead,

Subconscious mind


r/Malawi • • 17h ago

general AIRTEL

3 Upvotes

What's the cap for the nighflex unlimited bundle???


r/Malawi • • 17h ago

sports Let's mind our own business

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35 Upvotes

Just last week there were concerns over how Malawians were bullying Miss Teen Universe contestants and days before people were bullying a dead woman because they believe that she promoted everything LGBTQ - I won't even get into this.

This week, the KC Current page announced a player's engagement. Malawians flocked to the page just to curse in their mother tongue. Commenting on the post is now restricted.

It just got me thinking how what people do with their private parts gets others so angry and how they feel the need to spew insults like savages. I don't know whether its because of a lack of exposure but Malawians need to learn social media etiquette and accept that the world out there is very different. Yes we can't all accept same sex relationships but if you don't have anything nice to say, scroll along.

And worst of all, people don't realise that chances are very high that the Chawinga Sisters aren't even straight. People will lose their minds when they find out some day.


r/Malawi • • 18h ago

general Are you seeing this beautiful moon guys?

18 Upvotes

Tatulukani ama camera abhonu nice.


r/Malawi • • 18h ago

Malawi Sun

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23 Upvotes

r/Malawi • • 19h ago

STOP TALKING FAKE DEEP! Not everything revolves around politics. In this country uzikhalira ndale 24/7 siufa ndi depression?

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3 Upvotes

r/Malawi • • 19h ago

Lodging recommendations in BT

6 Upvotes

Im looking for lodging recommendations around BT CBD for not more than 50k a night share contacts if possible


r/Malawi • • 19h ago

Is social media influencing actually profitable in Malawi? 🇲🇼

4 Upvotes

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Ma guys, ndikufuna ndidziwe za social media influencing ku Malawi. Is it actually profitable, or is it just hype? 😭😂

For those who are already doing it, how much do you realistically make? Do brands actually pay Malawian creators, and what are the usual rates for sponsored posts, TikToks, or Instagram reels?

Also, do you get paid in cash, products, or both? And how many followers or views do you need before brands start taking you seriously?

Tiuzeni zoona guys 😂 I want to hear from people with actual experience, not just what we see online. Even if you’re earning a little, share your experience.


r/Malawi • • 20h ago

NRB: Applying for ID

2 Upvotes

Guys, alipo amene ali ndi connection or knows someone ku NRB? I need to get my ID made, but I’m currently outside the country. I’ve sent emails and messages and followed up multiple times, but there’s been no acknowledgment or response at all. Honestly, the bureaucracy in our country is just out of this world. Any help or connections would be greatly appreciated.


r/Malawi • • 21h ago

Malawi's infrastructure

9 Upvotes

It's 2026 and you can clearly see how behind Malawi is as compared to other countries , our buildings are old and ugly , our roads terrible and as a country we don't even have a skyscraper, our tallest building is like 15 floors which is embarrassing in this time and age , and yet when introducing new projects we still building like 1960s , tima building tosalongosoka mbwee intown , what do you guys think is the real issue ? Money? Lack of visionary leaders? Lack of investors? Kapena chani cause we're soo behind its not even funny .


r/Malawi • • 23h ago

School vs Entrepreneurship

7 Upvotes

I've always had issues with this topic where you find one group throwing shade on the other and it just shows a lack of logic somehow.

Success in not a one way system, people get rich in different ways and if education was really the only way to success then you wouldn't find people who have degrees but are still struggling to provide for themselves, and if entrepreneurship was the only way, you wouldn't find people out there going into bankruptcy because their business is tumbling

Kuli anthu oti anapita ku school and they are able to provide for their families and live a flashy life while someone who thought school is a waste of time dropped out and started a business koma zinthu sizimamuyendela and that does not mean the only way to success is education and not entrepreneurship

Kuliso anthu oti anasiya school and started ma business and panopa ndiochita bwino kwambili and someone who thought starting a business can't take you anywhere in life is out there struggling ndi degree mmanja but that also doesn't mean kuti school is a waste of time and we should all start ma business.

You have to understand that mene angachitile bwino munthu wina is not the same way you can make it because if it was like that ndekut tonse tikanangopanga choice yoti we should stick to that, life is random, very unpredictable and as long as you make it, it won't matter if you went to school or not because at the end of the day tonse sitingakhale ofanana


r/Malawi • • 1d ago

Koma guys as youths tipange bwanji pa mpanje coz life Nde mmm ikulimba

7 Upvotes

Ifeyo ku school tinabwerako ndi diploma in nursing koma mpaka pano ntchito sitinayipeze ….