Saturday night, the gig was going great! $20 a head included a drink ticket, a run through the haunted house, a night of great costumes, good company, plus some pretty good live music: A solid rhythm section, two strong guitarists and decent four-part vocal harmonies.
Nearing the top of the hour, I made a call out for Honky Tonk Women to close the first set, so I quickly hung my FMT Tele on the stand and grabbed an axe from the opposite side of same stand that was tuned to open G (for, ya know, Stones) and slung it on. As I readied myself, I watched in slow motion as the Tele took a head dive off the stand onto the concrete floor. It made a God awful noise, mingling with the crowded room, without even being plugged in.
I wonder if the weight difference factored in on a stand anomaly - Tele is very light, while the ‘G guitar’ was a large, solid slab of mahogany. Prob >10 lbs.
Band took a moment before the song while I regathered my ‘Blondie’. She was hurt. Bad.
I shrugged it off (professional dissociation for “The show,” right?) and sang the Stones song, just as if I was into it. Then we took a break as a couple of bandmates gathered around, offering their condolences and their $.02.
I spent the break loosening and clipping the strings off to eliminate the tension. I put it in the case and played the second hour… as if everything were fine. I’ve never seen any issue with that Salvori guitar stand, so am baffled. This morning I removed the tuners, assessed the damage and am rather sad. I think it must have impacted right where the bottom E string set in the nut, ‘cause when I removed the string, it was somewhat crimped by the nut slot. I suspect I may need to replace that nut, or maybe just file. (Any recommendations for the nut?) I’ll also need to fill the little finish crater above the nut, to regain playability. It’s precisely on the thumb’s default position, which means I need to really smoothe that out! What would that process be: super glue and fine sanding? Or drizzle some urethane, then sand and buff?
Yeah, broke out the clamps and the Titebond, but she was CLEAN. Cleanest electric I’ve owned in years, and my all around go-to guitar for flexibility and playability. I’ve got another gig next weekend that I’d love to have her fixed for. Probably won’t happen if I swap nuts.
You know a spooky coincidence? The next morning, my best buddy who traded me this very Fender Tele for a ‘64 acoustic Gibson 12er, just got hauled off in a Life Flight helicopter.
May they both recover fully, to make music again, soon!