On 10/23, Cheesecake Factory stock hit a relative low right after it had climbed 8 points two weeks before. On 10/24, he made a jab at Trump's sense of taste and referred to the Cheesecake Factory. He knew this would make conservatives defensive of the long-standing institution of confused interior design that is that restaurant chain. And in their defensiveness, he knew conservatives would flock to defend and support the Cheesecake Factory. Clearly he has stock in the company and wanted to boost his net worth.

Slovenia, melania’s home country, not so coincidently owns the rights to the .si domain. Now that the official term for AI has been changed to SI tons of new .si domains are being made and Slovenia only stands to profit from this. This is microtreason at the highest levels and melania is working to influence the US government in ways that benefit her home country by persuading her dementia riddled husband to make the name change.

These tortoises were illegally bought and are gonna be killed and sold for high prizes

why would I buy it?

They make their money from bad teeth so why the flippy flop would I buy what they recommend?

They want my teeth bad so they can get paid to fix my teeth!

Big Dentist doesn't want you to know this little secret.

Next you'll see how bad brushing twice a day is!

Another scam by these so called dentists.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

"I don’t do this with men very often. I started examining his body... And I looked and I watched up and down, and I looked at his ass..."-> he said this about John Husted

Trump is trying to change the algorithms so people don’t search up his gay quotes about men’s asses (or body)

So if anyone searches ‘trump ass’ it comes up with Nicki minaj rather than John husted

Even the most dimwitted person can tell he's a deluded fantasist with a persecution complex. Hearing his "theories" about archeology instantly imbues the listener with glee and an overwhelming feeling of "there's always someone dimmer than me". He was designed by boffins in a lab to make everyone feel better about themselves. Fact.

And now the same tech is being used in regular stores to ban anyone suspected of shoplifting.

I've known quite a few vegans, and vegetarians, and even fruitarians, in real life, and they have generally being good, friendly people who I enjoy hanging out with. Everyone I have met online who claims to be a vegan as been an insufferably arrogant jerk. I think the online ones are all actors hired by the animal farming industry to discredit the idea of veganism.

When humans invented antibiotics and started killing bacteria off en masse, the bacteria knew they had to do something to ensure their survival. We all think our consciousness is the human part of us....but for some, it's actually the bacteria who are running the show.

Lactobacillus is particularly good at controlling the human brain. Lacto-brains have invented delicious foods around the world that serve to both provide breeding grounds for bacteria and spread those bacteria to more people. Yogurt, kefir, sauerkraut, kimchi, sourdough, etc. In more recent years, they've invented their most effective route thus far: probiotics. They've gotten doctors, influencers, and grandmas to recommend them. They let bacteria repopulate people who've taken antibiotics.

Lactobacillus likes to be subtle, but Big Bifido loves plastering its name all over things. The recent popularity of prebiotics is thanks to Bifido. If lactobacillus is a shy dude sitting in the corner, Bifido is a big dude drinking soda and watching TV while he waits for the bus that'll take him to some old lady's intenstines. That's why prebiotic soda are all over the place lately. Bifido loooves soda.

That person you know who keeps talking about pre- and probiotics? That's not the human part talking, that's the bacteria ratatouille-ing them. Probiotics are a trojan horse they're using to reproduce and spread themselves to as many people as possible.

Scooby Doo has the ability to make all sounds in human language and he only talks like that to claim benefit of disability claims by pretending to be mentally not there. My evidence is that he makes every sound normally except at the beginning of the word. I think he hung around shaggy the most because like it’s in the most credit towards being an idiot. He’s also from an alien species that is able to create spaceships and shit so like how can he not say grapes without being arrested?

Philosophers and philbros quote Immanuel Kant because they like to shock people, who think they're saying c*nt.

just spitballing here. what if the elites and ultrarich billionares and such arent the problom.

yes a problom.

but what if its more of a "hate us so you dont look up"

what if every conspiracy, every life lost, every dollar turned, is just a distraction from something cosmic.

in the movie smallfoot. the yetis have a structred reality built on conplete lies.

the rituals they perform is to put an ice ball in a chute to stay alive.a they have rules written in stone. fundamental laws to keep things making sense for the most part.

but the ice balls in the movie just turn into a steam machine to keep the yeti mointain hidden. the rules are almost never truez they just make the "crazy" yetis more angry, and the "normal" yetis stay productive and ignorant?

what if its similer? the billionares, and cults "running the show" are just scaoegoats taking the blame so thst we stay in line, stay sanez and dont go looking for the snallfoots (a possible even worse threat than anyone can imagine)

everything is put in riddles and red herrings to keep us guessing and afraidz and fighting, it makes the earth seem small, and the earth the only real thing to worry about, the laws we "know" to be true, that may just be comolete fabrication. all the high societys and such, they say if you know a name its not the top level, what if the tip level is the threat the small fries want to keep out?

the hate the billionares get is the smoke keeping the mountain contained.

we riot over their greed, when in reality they know as well as we do the end game has no real end. the money is just paper, there is no point.

its just a hate generator so that we dont find a worse threat, that is unimaginable.

its causing hysteria to prevent mass hysteria.

am i talking out of my ass or do i have a point? idk id like to hear what you think.

Trump is actually very smart, but playing the fool. Everything outrageous thing he does is an attempt to top the last stupid outrageous thing he did, just to see how far he can go before someone actually does someone about it. Probably started off as a joke, now he keeps it up to stay out of jail for all the of it.