Trump is actually very smart, but playing the fool. Everything outrageous thing he does is an attempt to top the last stupid outrageous thing he did, just to see how far he can go before someone actually does someone about it. Probably started off as a joke, now he keeps it up to stay out of jail for all the of it.

why would I buy it?

They make their money from bad teeth so why the flippy flop would I buy what they recommend?

They want my teeth bad so they can get paid to fix my teeth!

Big Dentist doesn't want you to know this little secret.

Next you'll see how bad brushing twice a day is!

Another scam by these so called dentists.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

I've known quite a few vegans, and vegetarians, and even fruitarians, in real life, and they have generally being good, friendly people who I enjoy hanging out with. Everyone I have met online who claims to be a vegan as been an insufferably arrogant jerk. I think the online ones are all actors hired by the animal farming industry to discredit the idea of veganism.

These tortoises were illegally bought and are gonna be killed and sold for high prizes

On 10/23, Cheesecake Factory stock hit a relative low right after it had climbed 8 points two weeks before. On 10/24, he made a jab at Trump's sense of taste and referred to the Cheesecake Factory. He knew this would make conservatives defensive of the long-standing institution of confused interior design that is that restaurant chain. And in their defensiveness, he knew conservatives would flock to defend and support the Cheesecake Factory. Clearly he has stock in the company and wanted to boost his net worth.

Even the most dimwitted person can tell he's a deluded fantasist with a persecution complex. Hearing his "theories" about archeology instantly imbues the listener with glee and an overwhelming feeling of "there's always someone dimmer than me". He was designed by boffins in a lab to make everyone feel better about themselves. Fact.

"I don’t do this with men very often. I started examining his body... And I looked and I watched up and down, and I looked at his ass..."-> he said this about John Husted

Trump is trying to change the algorithms so people don’t search up his gay quotes about men’s asses (or body)

So if anyone searches ‘trump ass’ it comes up with Nicki minaj rather than John husted

And now the same tech is being used in regular stores to ban anyone suspected of shoplifting.

Slovenia, melania’s home country, not so coincidently owns the rights to the .si domain. Now that the official term for AI has been changed to SI tons of new .si domains are being made and Slovenia only stands to profit from this. This is microtreason at the highest levels and melania is working to influence the US government in ways that benefit her home country by persuading her dementia riddled husband to make the name change.

Scooby Doo has the ability to make all sounds in human language and he only talks like that to claim benefit of disability claims by pretending to be mentally not there. My evidence is that he makes every sound normally except at the beginning of the word. I think he hung around shaggy the most because like it’s in the most credit towards being an idiot. He’s also from an alien species that is able to create spaceships and shit so like how can he not say grapes without being arrested?

When humans invented antibiotics and started killing bacteria off en masse, the bacteria knew they had to do something to ensure their survival. We all think our consciousness is the human part of us....but for some, it's actually the bacteria who are running the show.

Lactobacillus is particularly good at controlling the human brain. Lacto-brains have invented delicious foods around the world that serve to both provide breeding grounds for bacteria and spread those bacteria to more people. Yogurt, kefir, sauerkraut, kimchi, sourdough, etc. In more recent years, they've invented their most effective route thus far: probiotics. They've gotten doctors, influencers, and grandmas to recommend them. They let bacteria repopulate people who've taken antibiotics.

Lactobacillus likes to be subtle, but Big Bifido loves plastering its name all over things. The recent popularity of prebiotics is thanks to Bifido. If lactobacillus is a shy dude sitting in the corner, Bifido is a big dude drinking soda and watching TV while he waits for the bus that'll take him to some old lady's intenstines. That's why prebiotic soda are all over the place lately. Bifido loooves soda.

That person you know who keeps talking about pre- and probiotics? That's not the human part talking, that's the bacteria ratatouille-ing them. Probiotics are a trojan horse they're using to reproduce and spread themselves to as many people as possible.