Imagine my surprise when I found a new, authentic Gonculator with complete assembly instructions. I can only assume that this the German version, since it’s a double decker. And we all know that the single-level American version is not as good as the German model.

I wanted to get it since it was literally a steal at $3, but sadly I don’t have the Lutz diagram. If anyone has a copy of the Lutz diagram along with instructions on wiring the Merkel jammer, I’ll be glad to buy it and we can split custody of it 50/50.