r/FloridaMan • • Dec 05 '18

/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions

976 Upvotes

/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.

So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?

Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.

Tips for the best Florida Man posts

  • Don't try to lazily get around the rules

Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.

  • Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.

Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.

  • Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.

You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.

  • There is only one Florida Man.

Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."

  • Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.

Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.

  • A note for content creators:

    Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.

  • Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:

Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.


r/FloridaMan • • 20h ago

Florida woman arrested after leaving four children home alone during Las Vegas trip

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550 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 14h ago

Florida Woman Tries To Buy Taco Bell With Tampons, Mistakes Police Officer for Bank Employee Before DUI Arrest, Cops Say

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123 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 11h ago

Florida Man declines celebration of national seafood month, steals 15 packages of steak and other groceries from Clermont Publix

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26 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 16h ago

Florida Man tells court he could change plea in murder case in exchange for cheesesteak, Pepsi

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30 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 20h ago

Florida woman pleads guilty in $9.1M nail technician licensing fraud scheme

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63 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 14h ago

Florida Man and detention deputy accused of having partially nude images of female inmates on computer

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7 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 20h ago

Florida man faces felony charge after stealing over $30,000 from elderly NC resident

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13 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Breakfast at Tiffany’s --- Florida Man Edition: $769,500 in Diamonds, Served with a Side of Grand Theft and a Colon Cleanse

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27 Upvotes

Florida Man stole $769,500 in Tiffany diamonds and ate the evidence.

Two weeks later, Tiffany’s got its jewelry back. Professionally cleaned, because obviously.

Somewhere, a Tiffany’s jeweler is reconsidering his career choices.

#FloridaMan #911FloridaMan


r/FloridaMan • • 21h ago

Visitor to The Villages allegedly pees near Florida man statue at town square

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8 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Arrested After Returning To Same Wawa Two Nights in a Row To Steal $20 Worth of Snacks, Cops Say

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165 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

WWE star and Florida Woman Amber Nova Flora arrested in Orlando on DUI-related charges, reports say

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48 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man accused of impersonating ICE | I will 'take everyone'

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108 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 20h ago

Florida Woman Loses It Inside Halloween Store, Starts Screaming at Employees

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1 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man drives homemade vehicle, crashes through a fence in to a tree

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103 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man accused of groping woman in University Mall restroom: HCSO

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22 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man accused of biting trooper after Lehigh Acres chase wanted on 11 charges

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19 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida woman in banana costume goes viral for helping report crash at Orlando bar

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48 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida man accused of swallowing nearly $1M in stolen Tiffany jewelry found guilty of robbery

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197 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida woman accused of posing as nurse, offering post-surgery services

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3 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man Hits Fellow Uber Passenger With Bag of Ice Cream During Argument Over Plants, Deputies Say

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49 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man does what?

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22 Upvotes

The lambchop did not deserve this...


r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Florida Woman Arrested After Holding Family Dog For $1,000 Ransom

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150 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Florida man arrested for ordering meth via dark web

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360 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Florida woman held on $20M bond, accused of selling high-THC products, money laundering

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216 Upvotes