r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 48m ago

Now that a woman had climbed it, what should it be downgraded to 5.13b

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 9h ago

Is this hold aid?

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65 Upvotes

I've heard of ladder climbing, but this is just ridiculous.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 10h ago

No dumb questions possibly dumb question about rapping

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Having followed multi groups in New York, there were points in certain rap freestyles where my rhymes were about to slant over the edge. While rapping there were moments where I was slanting right on the edge.

This made me very nervous.

Do you protect your rhyme on raps? If you do, what do you do to ensure rhythm? If you don't, why do you think it's unnecessary?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 21h ago

Adam Ondra’s new climbing finger training exercise

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64 Upvotes

Working the pink stink and the pockets in one sitting. What more could you ask for in a program


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Do you guys want updates?

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Makes you think.

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Gear!

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274 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Ohmega Users: how are you protecting the first bolt?

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I've found a combination of opposite and opposed lockers to be pretty safe. But if the first clip is higher than 5 feet, I will also opt for a friction hitch. I heard nuts won't protect from an outward pull, so I also threw a cam in one for good measure. I also saw the user manual has a picture of a quick draw, so I have one of those in there too. Lastly, don't be a gumbie and forget your wrench for the quick link your ohmega should be on!


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Ropes are aid

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

A new job with bright future for bouldering

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Okay hear me out, I think this is called boulder sherpa. Kinda similar to what happening on everest. but more skilled and profitable

job description (offering):

field guide: can give you pass to places like Hueco or any unknown secret gated area, but most importantly can guide you to the softest boulder for your ego.

transportation: drive, carry pads, ladders, fans, etc. or even you

boulder prep: brush the boulder, dry it out perfectly as your preference, tick mark key holds, give you weather report onsite, tarp, pad placement, etc

spotting: traditional spot. Power spot ( strong enough to forklift you to try any position)

beta spray and cheering: can cheer you up in 100 different languages with multiple intensity. And spray the shit out of you on/off wall.

timer: make sure you take decent rest between tries, will pull you off the wall if skip rest. Also warmup and cool down properly

dab judge: pull you off immediately if dab no matter when

combat doc: tape/bandaid/anti-hydral/synovitis injection/ superglue/ psychedelic/painkiller/etc

PR: can write best poetic post for your send on various social media , and make sure it’s on mellow and climbmag

scanning: can scan your project and 3d print it and set a simulation in your garage

hunting: can find you the dreamboulder you dream about

animation: can edit and link up your ISOs to a full line

Setting (chipping and glueing): creativity, art, and craftsmanship.

EDIT: one more

Buyer: source all kinds of gears for you, include but not limited to shoes/pads with perfect heel even can be molded to your project


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Just finished my first trad lead! How do I build an anchor?

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92 Upvotes

I know people usually put those bolt things in when they top out on a route but I don’t have the equipment to do that so can someone explain how to “build an anchor”? Included pic of what I’m looking at. Need responses as soon as possible please!


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

A truly loving god would’ve made every Boulder 50°+

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Big wall problems

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Can people please stop climbing big walls in under 24 hours! It makes me and my partner sleeping in a portaledge look stupid and unfit. I just know everyone is looking up at us asking why we’re spending more than one day.

Same goes for people summiting mountains in sweatpants making my b3 boots look stupid and unnecessary.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

I think I need to place more Cams. Any advice?

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86 Upvotes

I’m fairly new to Trad Climbing and I usually bring 5-6 racks to make sure I can place enough gear. Any advice on this?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Sobriety is aid

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

I got mogged

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This dude just swoops in, flashes my project, literally shits on the holds ... and then he turns around to give me that look!!! How do I come back from this?!?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Overhang starts are always the hardest

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Looking for my first pair of shoes to start climbing

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I have little to no experience with climbing, so im looking forward to start, therefore i need a pair of good shoes that are also pretty cheap (under 100 euros).

I found some shoes from dechatlon that look pretty good, any other recomandatiom????

Im looking to climb on both rocks,gym (if i ever find one near me) and buildings


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Looking for my first pair of shoes to start climbing

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I have little to no experience with climbing, so im looking forward to start, therefore i need a pair of good shoes that are also pretty cheap (under 100 euros).

I found some shoes from dechatlon that look pretty good, any other recomandatiom????

Im looking to climb on both rocks,gym (if i ever find one near me) and buildings


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

It was so windy yesterday I had to crawl all the way to the crag 😅😅

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586 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

I built a home gym. It's pretty sweet, but full of gumbies.

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Gumbys come in an assortment of delicious flavors

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134 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Some people just don't appreciate the lengths that route setters go to prepping a crag for sport

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183 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Bomber?

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HB wales cam w/ 20+ year old sling backed up with tubular webbing in a water knot


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Rule

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129 Upvotes