r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 8h ago

Is this hold aid?

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52 Upvotes

I've heard of ladder climbing, but this is just ridiculous.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 20h ago

Adam Ondra’s new climbing finger training exercise

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62 Upvotes

Working the pink stink and the pockets in one sitting. What more could you ask for in a program


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 9h ago

No dumb questions possibly dumb question about rapping

8 Upvotes

Having followed multi groups in New York, there were points in certain rap freestyles where my rhymes were about to slant over the edge. While rapping there were moments where I was slanting right on the edge.

This made me very nervous.

Do you protect your rhyme on raps? If you do, what do you do to ensure rhythm? If you don't, why do you think it's unnecessary?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Do you guys want updates?

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325 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Gear!

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270 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Ropes are aid

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212 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Ohmega Users: how are you protecting the first bolt?

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82 Upvotes

I've found a combination of opposite and opposed lockers to be pretty safe. But if the first clip is higher than 5 feet, I will also opt for a friction hitch. I heard nuts won't protect from an outward pull, so I also threw a cam in one for good measure. I also saw the user manual has a picture of a quick draw, so I have one of those in there too. Lastly, don't be a gumbie and forget your wrench for the quick link your ohmega should be on!


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Just finished my first trad lead! How do I build an anchor?

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87 Upvotes

I know people usually put those bolt things in when they top out on a route but I don’t have the equipment to do that so can someone explain how to “build an anchor”? Included pic of what I’m looking at. Need responses as soon as possible please!


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Makes you think.

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

A new job with bright future for bouldering

48 Upvotes

Okay hear me out, I think this is called boulder sherpa. Kinda similar to what happening on everest. but more skilled and profitable

job description (offering):

field guide: can give you pass to places like Hueco or any unknown secret gated area, but most importantly can guide you to the softest boulder for your ego.

transportation: drive, carry pads, ladders, fans, etc. or even you

boulder prep: brush the boulder, dry it out perfectly as your preference, tick mark key holds, give you weather report onsite, tarp, pad placement, etc

spotting: traditional spot. Power spot ( strong enough to forklift you to try any position)

beta spray and cheering: can cheer you up in 100 different languages with multiple intensity. And spray the shit out of you on/off wall.

timer: make sure you take decent rest between tries, will pull you off the wall if skip rest. Also warmup and cool down properly

dab judge: pull you off immediately if dab no matter when

combat doc: tape/bandaid/anti-hydral/synovitis injection/ superglue/ psychedelic/painkiller/etc

PR: can write best poetic post for your send on various social media , and make sure it’s on mellow and climbmag

scanning: can scan your project and 3d print it and set a simulation in your garage

hunting: can find you the dreamboulder you dream about

animation: can edit and link up your ISOs to a full line

Setting (chipping and glueing): creativity, art, and craftsmanship.

EDIT: one more

Buyer: source all kinds of gears for you, include but not limited to shoes/pads with perfect heel even can be molded to your project


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Sobriety is aid

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115 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

I think I need to place more Cams. Any advice?

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87 Upvotes

I’m fairly new to Trad Climbing and I usually bring 5-6 racks to make sure I can place enough gear. Any advice on this?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

It was so windy yesterday I had to crawl all the way to the crag 😅😅

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585 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Overhang starts are always the hardest

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122 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

A truly loving god would’ve made every Boulder 50°+

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27 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Big wall problems

22 Upvotes

Can people please stop climbing big walls in under 24 hours! It makes me and my partner sleeping in a portaledge look stupid and unfit. I just know everyone is looking up at us asking why we’re spending more than one day.

Same goes for people summiting mountains in sweatpants making my b3 boots look stupid and unnecessary.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 2d ago

I got mogged

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23 Upvotes

This dude just swoops in, flashes my project, literally shits on the holds ... and then he turns around to give me that look!!! How do I come back from this?!?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Some people just don't appreciate the lengths that route setters go to prepping a crag for sport

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182 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Gumbys come in an assortment of delicious flavors

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130 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

First time climbing outdoors. Am I doing it right?

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550 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Trying hard on vacation

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208 Upvotes

How can I tap into vacation mode like this?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Rule

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129 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

I built a home gym. It's pretty sweet, but full of gumbies.

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21 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Trying to get a squirrel to take up bouldering

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487 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Having that kind of money for her home wall is aid

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333 Upvotes